Probably. Still funny though.
I need to find some poor sucker - er, I mean lucky gal! - to propose to.
sphincter won't unclench...
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
NOPE!
God truly works in mysterious ways.[DOUBLEPOST=1400095151,1400094913][/DOUBLEPOST]
--Patrick
We have a neighbor who lets his dog run unleashed around the end of the block. She poops on my lawn, barks at me and my kid (and my wife), and has harassed me on my way to the mailbox. I've even documented this behavior with my phone, but the authorities have done nothing more than have a chat with the owner. I swear on all that is holy that I almost hope that dog attacks me one day just so I can have the satisfaction of braining it in the act, on my property.
--Patrick
GasBandit
Staff member
Yeah, we've got a gigantic electromagnetic lock on the front door at work. I've often remarked how silly it is, since it attaches at the top of the frame of a metal door with a huge glass window that makes up 80% of the door's face, that the metal frame of the door would bend far enough to let someone crawl under the bottom corner long before the magnet let the top of the door open... but long before THAT, the glass in the door would shatter and you could just easily step through the hole.
figmentPez
Staff member
Casting a fire ant mound in molten aluminum
