36, Bitches!

[ThatNickGuy]

I have entered my 36th year of life on this planet today. As per usual, BRING ME MY BRO-FISTS!

And if you wish to give me a birthday well-wishing, I challenge you to do so WITHOUT using the words "happy" or "birthday."

 

[PatrThom]

…and a birthday ain't one?

I'm not good at this.

--Patrick

 

[Sparhawk]

Salutations to the anniversary of your leaving the womb and entering the world.[DOUBLEPOST=1400596131,1400596095][/DOUBLEPOST]Young punk.

 

[Shakey]

BRING ME MY BRO-FISTS!

Sounds like a certain persons prom night?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Sounds like a certain persons prom night?

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Shakey]

ಠ_ಠ

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Dave]

Congrats to @ThatNickGuy and his award for 1978's Top Houdini Vaginal Escape Act.

 

[BErt]

36 bitches? in a row?

A festive uterus expulsion day to you sir!

 

[GasBandit]

Felicitous 13140th day of being alive.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

36 bitches? in a row?

Allow me to blow up the important punctuation in that title:

36, Bitches!

 

[Chad Sexington]

For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow!
Which nobody can deny!

 

[BErt]

Allow me to blow up the important punctuation in that title: 36, Bitches!

comma'n man, t'was a joke

 

[HCGLNS]

Who the fuck are you?

 

[PatrThom]

Who the fuck are you?

--Patrick

 

[Espy]

Congratulations on your once again, allowing your body to rest upon the earth, which travels around the sun in a yearly manner, by with your day of birth is measured.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Hau`oli la Hanau!

 

[Thread Necromancer]

This thread needs more storm troopers

I have no witty expulsion from the uterus jokes, it's already done.

 

[Bones]

congrats to @ThatNickGuy for coming yet one more year closer to his untimely demise in a yet unknown fashion.

 

[Ravenpoe]

THAT'S A LOTTA BITCHES!

 

[grub]

THAT'S A LOTTA BITCHES!

Maybe Nick's starting a puppy mill?

 

[filmfanatic]

Congrats on another year of saying screw you to death!

 

[bhamv3]

May your thirty seventh year be better than your previous thirty six combined.

 

[Cajungal]

Didn't see the comma. I thought you were starting a kennel or something.

 

[filmfanatic]

That, or maybe he recently acquired 36 problems.

 

[General Specific]

Congratulations on completing your 36th lap of the sun while remaining zoetic.

 

[Dave]

THAT'S A LOTTA BITCHES!

Was this a Kung Pow reference?

 

[Ravenpoe]

Was this a Kung Pow reference?

I'm so happy someone got it...

 

[PatrThom]

I'm so happy someone got it...

I have seen this movie, but don't remember the line.
Perhaps I will watch it again, and soon.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!

 

[Cajungal]

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY

 

[figmentPez]

Congrats on getting retweeted by Gail Simone.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Congrats on getting retweeted by Gail Simone.

She's retweeted me several times in the past, actually.

 

[PatrThom]

If you have indeed discovered the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything today, I hope you will share at least a sliver of that with us.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

feliz compleaños!

The month I turned 36, the Wii was released in the USA.

So you have that to eventually look forward to. One day, you'll be able to tell younguns about 2020 and feel all old and shit.

Though I suspect events of 2020 will seem much more momentous than the Wii.