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36, Bitches!

May 20, 2014#1

ThatNickGuy

I have entered my 36th year of life on this planet today. As per usual, BRING ME MY BRO-FISTS!

And if you wish to give me a birthday well-wishing, I challenge you to do so WITHOUT using the words "happy" or "birthday."

May 20, 2014#2

PatrThom

…and a birthday ain't one?

I'm not good at this.

--Patrick

May 20, 2014#3

Sparhawk

Salutations to the anniversary of your leaving the womb and entering the world.[DOUBLEPOST=1400596131,1400596095][/DOUBLEPOST]Young punk.

May 20, 2014#4

Shakey

ThatNickGuy said:
BRING ME MY BRO-FISTS!

Sounds like a certain persons prom night?

May 20, 2014#5

ThatNickGuy

Shakey said:
Sounds like a certain persons prom night?

ಠ_ಠ

May 20, 2014#6

Shakey

ThatNickGuy said:
ಠ_ಠ

May 20, 2014#7

ThatNickGuy

Shakey said:

May 20, 2014#8

Dave

Congrats to @ThatNickGuy and his award for 1978's Top Houdini Vaginal Escape Act.

May 20, 2014#9

BErt

36 bitches? in a row?

A festive uterus expulsion day to you sir!

May 20, 2014#10

GasBandit

Felicitous 13140th day of being alive.

May 20, 2014#11

ThatNickGuy

BErt said:
36 bitches? in a row?

Allow me to blow up the important punctuation in that title:

36, Bitches!

May 20, 2014#12

Chad Sexington

For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow!
Which nobody can deny!

May 20, 2014#13

BErt

ThatNickGuy said:
Allow me to blow up the important punctuation in that title: 36, Bitches!

comma'n man, t'was a joke

May 20, 2014#14

HCGLNS

Who the fuck are you?

May 20, 2014#15

PatrThom

HCGLNS said:
Who the fuck are you?

--Patrick

May 20, 2014#16

Espy

Congratulations on your once again, allowing your body to rest upon the earth, which travels around the sun in a yearly manner, by with your day of birth is measured.

May 20, 2014#17

WasabiPoptart

Hau`oli la Hanau!

May 20, 2014#18

Thread Necromancer

This thread needs more storm troopers

I have no witty expulsion from the uterus jokes, it's already done.

May 20, 2014#19

Bones

congrats to @ThatNickGuy for coming yet one more year closer to his untimely demise in a yet unknown fashion.

May 20, 2014#20

Ravenpoe

THAT'S A LOTTA BITCHES!

May 20, 2014#21

grub

Ravenpoe said:
THAT'S A LOTTA BITCHES!

Maybe Nick's starting a puppy mill?

May 20, 2014#22

filmfanatic

Congrats on another year of saying screw you to death!

May 21, 2014#23

bhamv3

May your thirty seventh year be better than your previous thirty six combined.

May 21, 2014#24

Cajungal

Didn't see the comma. I thought you were starting a kennel or something.

May 21, 2014#25

filmfanatic

That, or maybe he recently acquired 36 problems.

May 22, 2014#26

General Specific

Congratulations on completing your 36th lap of the sun while remaining zoetic.

May 22, 2014#27

Dave

Ravenpoe said:
THAT'S A LOTTA BITCHES!

Was this a Kung Pow reference?

May 22, 2014#28

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
Was this a Kung Pow reference?

I'm so happy someone got it...

May 22, 2014#29

PatrThom

Ravenpoe said:
I'm so happy someone got it...

I have seen this movie, but don't remember the line.
Perhaps I will watch it again, and soon.

--Patrick

May 22, 2014#30

Dave

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!

May 22, 2014#31

Cajungal

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY

May 22, 2014#32

figmentPez

Congrats on getting retweeted by Gail Simone.

May 22, 2014#33

ThatNickGuy

figmentPez said:
Congrats on getting retweeted by Gail Simone.

She's retweeted me several times in the past, actually.

May 20, 2020#34

PatrThom

If you have indeed discovered the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything today, I hope you will share at least a sliver of that with us.

--Patrick

May 20, 2020#35

Tinwhistler

feliz compleaños!

The month I turned 36, the Wii was released in the USA.

So you have that to eventually look forward to. One day, you'll be able to tell younguns about 2020 and feel all old and shit.

Though I suspect events of 2020 will seem much more momentous than the Wii.

May 20, 2020#36

Terrik

Tinwhistler said:
feliz compleaños!

The month I turned 36, the Wii was released in the USA.

So you have that to eventually look forward to. One day, you'll be able to tell younguns about 2020 and feel all old and shit.

Though I suspect events of 2020 will seem much more momentous than the Wii.

Actually since this post was from 2014, then I believe he is no longer 36. However, because I am bad at math, I can not tell you his current age.

Also Happy Birthday, Nick

May 20, 2020#37

Tinwhistler

Terrik said:
Actually since this post was from 2014, then I believe he is no longer 36. However, because I am bad at math, I can not tell you his current age.

Also Happy Birthday, Nick

lol, yeah...I just saw the "new posts" icon and jumped in. I didn't look closely enough at the date of the post. My bad

May 20, 2020#38

PatrThom

I, uh... I hate starting new threads if I can help it. :oops:

--Patrick

May 20, 2020#39

bhamv3

Happy b-day, Nick!

May 20, 2020#40

Dave

Now this is a hell of a necro! Happy days, @ThatNickGuy

May 20, 2020#41

Squidleybits

Happy Birthday

May 20, 2020#42

DarkAudit

May 20, 2020#43

ThatNickGuy

Probably not good I just posted this on social media, then:

I turned 42 today and I'm just... depressed. It's not a "happy" birthday. My birthday always makes me feel depressed. I feel like a loser who has wasted his life. That I've wasted any opportunities given to me. That I'm not going to accomplish anything significant.

I've pretty much accepted that I'm going to die alone because I'll never meet anyone who either would want to stay with me or a relationship I don't self-sabotage like everything else in my life. I'm probably too old to have kids of my own (I'm older than when my father had me).

I still live with my parents and I just feel stuck. I don't have a life. Never really had one. Either I keep self-sabotaging anything on my life or depression keeps pulling me back down.

I've pretty much accepted that my life won't get any better now. I'll die alone. And I haven't killed myself because I'm afraid of the physical pain of it, and fear of dying. I just don't know anymore. I've given up because i truly believe there's nothing better for me anymore.

May 20, 2020#44

Hailey Knight

ThatNickGuy said:
Probably not good I just posted this on social media, then:

I turned 42 today and I'm just... depressed. It's not a "happy" birthday. My birthday always makes me feel depressed. I feel like a loser who has wasted his life. That I've wasted any opportunities given to me. That I'm not going to accomplish anything significant.

I've pretty much accepted that I'm going to die alone because I'll never meet anyone who either would want to stay with me or a relationship I don't self-sabotage like everything else in my life. I'm probably too old to have kids of my own (I'm older than when my father had me).

I still live with my parents and I just feel stuck. I don't have a life. Never really had one. Either I keep self-sabotaging anything on my life or depression keeps pulling me back down.

I've pretty much accepted that my life won't get any better now. I'll die alone. And I haven't killed myself because I'm afraid of the physical pain of it, and fear of dying. I just don't know anymore. I've given up because i truly believe there's nothing better for me anymore.

I hope something happens later today that you can enjoy a little, even if for just a moment.

May 20, 2020#45

Ravenpoe

That's a lotta bitches!

Seriously though, we love ya Nick. Regardless of how you think of yourself. In fact, I'm starting to think you are a bad judge of yourself

May 20, 2020#46

Celt Z

I know our global situation is only making things worse, but much like @Hailey Knight , I hope you find something that can bring a smile to your face today. You are still a warm, welcome face in here!