Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

tyvm. My favorite comment from the article is that according to staff how he looked a bit thinner.
Anyone remember that scene from Scary Movie where the leads finally get it on and, uh, the guy releases so hard he shrinks to a skeleton?

...that's what I pictured.

I am not a good person.
 

GasBandit

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I do. I was surprised by how much Pauline liked that movie, considering how bad it really was. She also really liked the opening vibrator scene in "Not another teen movie" where everybody keeps barging in.
 
I do. I was surprised by how much Pauline liked that movie, considering how bad it really was. She also really liked the opening vibrator scene in "Not another teen movie" where everybody keeps barging in.
My Dad was on me including my little sister in things. So if I were going to a movie with friends...she HAD to come to 'be fair'. I didn't want him to know I was essentially getting into a R rated movie so I couldn't tell him it wouldn't be appropriate for my 11 year old sis...so she came with to Not Another Teen Movie.

What followed was the most annoying 90-minutes of my life and she whined, asked questions and CRIED through the whole thing.

Then she went home and told Dad and I got in trouble.

...never had to take her out with my friends any more. "Maybe there's too much of a gap between you now...."
 

GasBandit

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Hilarity ensues in 3.... 2....

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My Dad was on me including my little sister in things. So if I were going to a movie with friends...she HAD to come to 'be fair'. I didn't want him to know I was essentially getting into a R rated movie so I couldn't tell him it wouldn't be appropriate for my 11 year old sis...so she came with to Not Another Teen Movie.

What followed was the most annoying 90-minutes of my life and she whined, asked questions and CRIED through the whole thing.

Then she went home and told Dad and I got in trouble.

...never had to take her out with my friends any more. "Maybe there's too much of a gap between you now...."
That's odd, I would have thought there'd have been plenty of humor on an 11 year old's level -



But anyway, for the benefit of Patr and the maybe two other people who haven't seen Scary Movie, here's the scene in question.


 
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That's odd, I would have thought there'd have been plenty of humor on an 11 year old's level -



But anyway, for the benefit of Patr and the maybe two other people who haven't seen Scary Movie, here's the scene in question.


Not Another Teen Movie is one of the few movies of that group of abortions that I actually found humorous. stupid, but humorous.
 
My Dad was on me including my little sister in things. So if I were going to a movie with friends...she HAD to come to 'be fair'. I didn't want him to know I was essentially getting into a R rated movie so I couldn't tell him it wouldn't be appropriate for my 11 year old sis...so she came with to Not Another Teen Movie.

What followed was the most annoying 90-minutes of my life and she whined, asked questions and CRIED through the whole thing.

Then she went home and told Dad and I got in trouble.

...never had to take her out with my friends any more. "Maybe there's too much of a gap between you now...."
On the subject of that movie and sisters ... I hate that I will always remember Not Another Teen Movie, because while I was watching the movie, my sister was watching my reaction (or lack thereof) and at the end told me "You really hated that." Didn't laugh or smile the entire time, though I did mutter "that part was funny" at the end of the slow-clap running gag in the last minute of the movie.

How old were you in this story?
 
On the subject of that movie and sisters ... I hate that I will always remember Not Another Teen Movie, because while I was watching the movie, my sister was watching my reaction (or lack thereof) and at the end told me "You really hated that." Didn't laugh or smile the entire time, though I did mutter "that part was funny" at the end of the slow-clap running gag in the last minute of the movie.

How old were you in this story?
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I was 15 or 16?
Also...probably the first time I saw a vibrator.

...also the first time I realize a chick could masturbate.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I remember when Horseshoes, rainbows and balloons were limited release marshmallows. And I remember when the moons were yellow, and the diamonds were blue. I have no idea what that yellow thing on that box is supposed to be. Yellow lighthouse? Yellow cowbell?
 
So overall, a very important movie for you.
Not until much later, actually. :oops:

I just...couldn't figure out how it was done? And even after having a boyfriend (later husband) I still didn't know because all he had was porn to go by and, well, that shit happens kinda rarely in porn. It's all about the D.

...man...this makes me wonder about sex ed.
 
I remember when Horseshoes, rainbows and balloons were limited release marshmallows. And I remember when the moons were yellow, and the diamonds were blue. I have no idea what that yellow thing on that box is supposed to be. Yellow lighthouse? Yellow cowbell?
Jaundiced big toe.
 
I remember when Horseshoes, rainbows and balloons were limited release marshmallows. And I remember when the moons were yellow, and the diamonds were blue.
Pfft. I remember when Colorforms were all one solid color.
I have no idea what that yellow thing on that box is supposed to be. Yellow lighthouse? Yellow cowbell?
I think it's supposed to be a pot o' gold.
I like the second one up on the left. Looks like the Borat swimsuit marshmallow but in orange.
"shooting star"

--Patrick
 
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