Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

Who the hell thinks hourglasses are lucky? (For that matter, balloons?)

I mean, stars and moons and clovers and even horseshoes and rainbows, ok. I'll even accept hearts, for reasons too grisly to explain to most of LC's target demographic.

But HOURGLASSES?

 

[Fun Size]

What if we're talking figures? I can think of an hourglass or two I wouldn't mind associating with "lucky".

 

[Chad Sexington]

Who the hell thinks hourglasses are lucky? (For that matter, balloons?)

I mean, stars and moons and clovers and even horseshoes and rainbows, ok. I'll even accept hearts, for reasons too grisly to explain to most of LC's target demographic.

But HOURGLASSES?

It's a reminder of your mortality. Like, "You're lucky to have EVEN THIS LITTLE TIME."

I don't know.

 

[Reverent-one]

From Wikipedia:

The marshmallows are meant to represent Lucky's magical charms, each with their own special meaning or "power." The following are explanations of the permanent marshmallows:

1.Hearts - power to bring things to life
2.Shooting Stars - power to fly
3.Horseshoes - power to speed things up
4.Clovers - luck, but you will never know what kind of luck you'll get
5.Blue Moons - power of invisibility
6.Rainbows - instantaneous travel from place to place
7.Balloons - power to make things float
8.Hourglass - power to control time

 

[PatrThom]

My childhood has been retconned!
(won't keep me from eagerly consuming its stale marshmallow goodness, though)

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Yeah, that smells so very much like retcon.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Ravenpoe]

Who the hell thinks hourglasses are lucky? (For that matter, balloons?)

I mean, stars and moons and clovers and even horseshoes and rainbows, ok. I'll even accept hearts, for reasons too grisly to explain to most of LC's target demographic.

But HOURGLASSES?

What about red balloons?

 

[GasBandit]

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What about red balloons?

Who the hell thinks hourglasses are lucky? (For that matter, balloons?)

 

[Ravenpoe]

Who the hell thinks hourglasses are lucky? (For that matter, balloons?)

Pfft, you expect me to read the second half of a sentence? Ain't nobody got time for that.

 

[GasBandit]

Pfft, you expect me to read the second half of a sentence? Ain't nobody got time for that.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[klew]

 

[Bowielee]

Took me a second.

Well played Doctor.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

yeah took me a second then I got a chuckle

 

[jwhouk]

Took me a second, and then I groaned.

 

[Jay]

 

[Bowielee]

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That's the definition of a win/win situation right there.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I don't get it.

 

[Telephius]

I don't get it.

Read it out loud with emphasis on the colour when they have them.

 

[Cheesy1]

I don't get it.

Spoiler

One-Fifth, Two-Fifths, Red Fifth, Blue Fifth

 

[sixpackshaker]

You are not supposed to explain a joke. It makes it not funny in the past. Or something...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

Spoiler

One-Fifth, Two-Fifths, Red Fifth, Blue Fifth

....Still don't get it?

 

[figmentPez]

....Still don't get it?

Spoiler

 

[Bubble181]

Ah. Considering those books aren't available and/or losem ost of their charm through translation... I know of them, but do'nt know them.

 

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[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Espy]

Yikes. I think you are looking for the creep pic thread with these two.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Yikes. I think you are looking for the creep pic thread with these two.

Deadpool is always relevant.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Espy]

I'm just saying, we HAVE creepy and/or NSFW threads people seem to forget about.

 

[GasBandit]

I'm just saying, we HAVE creepy and/or NSFW threads people seem to forget about.

I'm certainly not people. I post in those all the time. I posted in the "Not so funny" twice today already.

 

[Espy]

Son, you so people.