This stuff is pretty tasty mixed with ginger ale. I barely had a glass of it though. I moved onto jello shots instead.
I played monopoly! ANyone whose ever been drunk before knows the kind of SHIT goes down during drunk monopoly. MY LITTLE BROTHER IS SLEEPING OVERF and I am okay with that because we'se DRUNK!
You have my condolences. Every now and again I'll forget just which city exactly I'm in and be like "aw shit, Frisco, your bars close at midnight? What is this, North Korea?"
Ride Along is fucking hilarious
Too much Tequila, spend all my money and I have to work.
Please shoot me now.
Please shoot me now.
GasBandit
Staff member
You keep out of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now!
doomdragon6
Staff member
I always forget this thread exists. Last night there was a party and I decided I was getting smashed. And I did.
Things of note:
- Party is hosted by my current interest's ex
- Current interest showed up to party completely unexpected by everyone
- I was pretty drunk by this point (damn)
- Mostly left her alone
- Other girl tells me she wanted to give up her virginity for lent but it didn't happen
- Somehow this leads to us deciding we should totally do it (Her: "That's fine, I'd totally do you sober anyway.")
- We don't, but we do end up making out
- Apparently made out while current interest was walking up like 10 feet away
- Get a text 15 minutes later from current interest: "Did you make out with _____"
- I respond "I don't know?" cuz at that point I honestly wasn't sure (I was fucking GONE)
- Then later say something like I'm an idiot and sorry or something
- She says no she's the idiot and she's sorry, we should talk later
life is weird yo but I fucking love these parties and my recent efforts to work out and look better are apparently working like HELL
Things of note:
- Party is hosted by my current interest's ex
- Current interest showed up to party completely unexpected by everyone
- I was pretty drunk by this point (damn)
- Mostly left her alone
- Other girl tells me she wanted to give up her virginity for lent but it didn't happen
- Somehow this leads to us deciding we should totally do it (Her: "That's fine, I'd totally do you sober anyway.")
- We don't, but we do end up making out
- Apparently made out while current interest was walking up like 10 feet away
- Get a text 15 minutes later from current interest: "Did you make out with _____"
- I respond "I don't know?" cuz at that point I honestly wasn't sure (I was fucking GONE)
- Then later say something like I'm an idiot and sorry or something
- She says no she's the idiot and she's sorry, we should talk later
life is weird yo but I fucking love these parties and my recent efforts to work out and look better are apparently working like HELL
5 hour energy, good weed, and Step Up Revolution
@Charlie Don't Surf I'm probably still drunk and not yet hungover but also marry me because Silicon Valley is amazing
Actually I don't want to marry you
But you know
It's funny
And I'm loving it
Actually I don't want to marry you
But you know
It's funny
And I'm loving it
Glad you like it!!!!
That sounds like an odd combination. Do you get the relaxation from the pot without it knocking you completely on your ass (when I smoked it used to put me to sleep)?
Yeah, the basic idea is not falling asleep before your high is over
My life may not be on an uphill right now.
As a side effect of this, I don't know where my hat is. Or my wallet.
As a side effect of this, I don't know where my hat is. Or my wallet.
My softball team, Got the Runs, got our first win tonight! We are now 1-1 for the season so far!
Also it is May 24 weekend, so I insisted we celebrate the win at the nearest pub.
HAPPY MAY TWO FOUR, fellow Canadians.
And Happy meaningless Sunday to everyone else, unless it's a holiday weekend for you too in which case happy whateverthefuck.
Also it is May 24 weekend, so I insisted we celebrate the win at the nearest pub.
HAPPY MAY TWO FOUR, fellow Canadians.
And Happy meaningless Sunday to everyone else, unless it's a holiday weekend for you too in which case happy whateverthefuck.
I'M HENERY THE EIGHTH I AM, HENERY THE EIGHTH I AM, I AM
I must be on something, because it's 2 AM and I'm contemplating just not going to bed. At all. Just stay up the night playing video games, get to the chores in the morning.
This is a really stupid thought. I just hate sleep. I could be doing so many things besides sleeping. I'm more awake now than I will be if I sleep until morning, but I know I'll be worse in the morning if I don't sleep until then.
Maybe I'm not on something; maybe I'm just insane.
This is a really stupid thought. I just hate sleep. I could be doing so many things besides sleeping. I'm more awake now than I will be if I sleep until morning, but I know I'll be worse in the morning if I don't sleep until then.
Maybe I'm not on something; maybe I'm just insane.
I'm not drinking nor wasted, but there's a lot to do tomorrow morning (I will have to help empty a 10x12 storage unit of stuff, plus a bunch of running around and stress and things and also both headlights on my car decided to die at the same time tonight?(brights and fog still work so WTF?)) and so I find myself lumbering around the Internet just so I don't have to go to sleep, because the longer I stay awake, the longer it will still be "today" and not "tomorrow." I pine for sleep, and miss it terribly, but I rarely get more than 6hrs max/night, because I am always wanting "today" to last as long as possible. Bleah.
And now I'm off to bed.
--Patrick
Man, you made that post and still beat me to bed. I went in at 3 AM, came out at 7:40.
I will make an effort to get 6 hours a night for the next week though. I'll dedicate it to you.
