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Jan 9, 2011#1

gargoyle_eva

Went searching for the old thread, apparently it hit the limit so here goes the new one.
Sunday night after an epic weekend catching up with friends i normally never see. Spent most of the time babysitting kids, and loved every minute of it.

Now im on my own, having a few brews before i go to bed for another work week. What up my northen hemispherian bretheran?

Jan 14, 2011#2

Silver Jelly

I... I'm still drunk? but It's almost lunchtime!

Jan 14, 2011#3

Jiarn

Got toasty last night, came home, played New Vegas. It was awesome.

Jan 14, 2011#4

Shakey

Drinking cheap bourbon, watching fear and loathing, and will soon be listening to tonights the night by neil young.

Jan 14, 2011#5

Gusto

Wine.

Jan 14, 2011#6

Shakey

I hate wine drunkeness. Usually all... whiney. And headachey. No wine for shakey.

Jan 14, 2011#7

Krisken

Korbel and coke (caffeine free).

Jan 15, 2011#8

gargoyle_eva

staying at home and saving money turned into going out.
Made peace with a good friend so thats a plus, but also made several bad drunk decsions. Shall find out in the morning how bad they were. I'm hoping to at least break even.

Jan 15, 2011#9

Silver Jelly

It's a rough weekend everybody. I may wartch some porn while drunk. A NEW EXPERIENCE!

Jan 15, 2011#10

Officer_Charon

Watching porn while drunk is interesting. Watching pirate-themed porn while drunk is even better. Turning it into a drinking game ranks it up some more. Watching it with two bi-curious female friends? Pure. Epic. Win.

Jan 16, 2011#11

Silver Jelly

I watched non pirate themed porn in the loneliness of my dark bedroom. :/

Jan 16, 2011#12

ThatNickGuy

Guess waht bitches:? Legendary NickGuy guy...wait for...dary....is drunk...

Girlfriend ahgning off of me...

too..drunk for sex..

you'll find this hilarious....I won't...tomorrow....Nourah...protests....

Yes.

who did I just type "O"

Yes....

This will be legen...wait for it...

*snore*

Dairy?

Awesome.
Added at: 21:04
How many beers...you asks?"

At least says nourah...she sahare last phew with me.
Added at: 21:04
I lightwight.

Jan 16, 2011#13

Gusto

Yup.

Jan 17, 2011#14

Officer_Charon

Lightwight is now an official D&D monster.

Jan 17, 2011#15

ThatNickGuy

...gruh.

Wow. You know I'm drunk when my spelling goes right out the window.

Still, according to Nourah, Drunk Nick is awesome.

Feb 13, 2011#16

Chad Sexington

I am grateful for wine. Also scotch.

Feb 14, 2011#17

themike

I am drunk with wine and high as a kite and I have to say I am loving it

Feb 20, 2011#18

Gusto

Drunk and about to pla y some DCUO

Feb 21, 2011#19

themike

High and playing Braid!

Feb 21, 2011#20

Shakey

Livin the high life tonight.

Feb 21, 2011#21

Biannoshufu

wargblarghafargaggotaammmbbllee!

Feb 21, 2011#22

Chad Sexington

Mozart, je t'adore.

Feb 22, 2011#23

Null

Silver Jelly said:
I watched non pirate themed porn in the loneliness of my dark bedroom. :/

Well, yes, it's Monday.

Mar 18, 2011#24

checkeredhat

Seriously? It's St Paddy's. Where is everybody? (The answer better bet "getting even more drunk!")

Mar 19, 2011#25

Shakey

Balls...

Apr 12, 2011#26

Shakey

So...

Apr 14, 2011#27

Officer_Charon

I learned, while my wife was away, that I am not allowed to YouTube while drunk on moonshine. Apparently I commented on a video of "Scotland the Brave," proclaiming my defiance of "redcoats."

... Where's my mason jar...?

May 3, 2011#28

Baerdog

Went to two happy hours tonight to help a friend celebrate her 21st. Had 5 cocktails in about an hour and a half. First time I've been drunk by 8:00 in a while.

May 5, 2011#29

Terrik

Im at an internet bar getting wasted playing CS 1.6, and its awesome

May 5, 2011#30

gargoyle_eva

Free sample of one of my boss's home grown crops, awesome
Beer, awesome
Led zepplin on itunes, awesome
Looking at a half naked finnish pornstar, awesome

Pretty good night I think

May 5, 2011#31

Baerdog

Had a school sponsored beer rally tonight. Didn't win but didn't come in last place. Drank 4 liters and some whiskey tonight. Very drunk.

May 5, 2011#32

TNM

margaritas wooooooooooooooo

May 8, 2011#33

Gusto

DRANKIN

May 8, 2011#34

Wasabi Poptart

Heloo bitches!

May 8, 2011#35

Officer_Charon

QQ

SAVANNAH Y U NO HAS BOOZE ON SUNDAYS?!

May 8, 2011#36

Gusto

Scotch scotch scotch~

May 8, 2011#37

HCGLNS

Gusto said:
Scotch scotch scotch~

Please be more specific.

May 10, 2011#38

Baerdog

Just got back from the last school sanctioned Nation2Nation party of the semester and I am DRUNK! My final tomorrow? Fuck that shiz.

May 15, 2011#39

Krisken

Brandy cokes and music are keeping me going tonight. Overall just happy to be alive

May 15, 2011#40

Gusto

Havin' a scotch and watcin' Zombieland.

Jul 8, 2011#41

Gusto

Starting my birthday celebrations a teensy bit early. Hoo boy.

Jul 8, 2011#42

Shakey

Fuck yes July birthdays!

Jul 9, 2011#43

Charlie Don't Surf

I rubbed my weiner on a pretty girl last night for a while

Jul 9, 2011#44

Krisken

When's the court date?

Jul 9, 2011#45

Gusto

It is my birthday.

Jul 9, 2011#46

Officer_Charon

Krisken said:
When's the court date?

And was she above the age of consent...?
Added at: 12:56
Also, happy birfday, Gusto! Many scotches for you!

Jul 10, 2011#47

Gusto

Daaaaamn.

Hella birthday.

I might still be drunk.

Jul 10, 2011#48

LordRendar

Returned from the Fusion festival. Sex,Drugs and Alcohol in unhelthy amounts.People dressed as pirates going from Tent to Tent selling Hash Brownies, Gypsies selling everything from Weed to Ecstacy. Im still on a high.

@Gusto

Happy Bday (if it was yours)

Jul 14, 2011#49

Cajungal

Gusto said:
It is my birthday.

He is five.

(very late, but I had to)

Jul 17, 2011#50

Chad Sexington

I beat the hangover. So drunk last night and not even a headache. What up.

Jul 18, 2011#51

Gusto

Forty Creek and ginger ale because I had a depressing day and I'm feeling very sensitive right now.

Jul 23, 2011#52

BErt

I saw the Captain America movie and enjoyed it quite a bit. I am also inebriated. These two thoughts may or may not be unrelated. That is all.

Jul 24, 2011#53

Gusto

Byoooop.

Jul 24, 2011#54

Denbrought

Untz untz untz untz untz untz untz

UNTZ UNTZ

Jul 27, 2011#55

Silver Jelly

a little drunk.

Jul 27, 2011#56

sixpackshaker

Man, I should have posted here 2 weeks ago, just after getting that bit of bad news. I was gloriously shit-faced. I even threw up a little in bed that night. The first time I did not function as Designated Driver in years.

Aug 7, 2011#57

ThatNickGuy

Really drunk. Grammar/spelling still oddly holding up. God bless backspace. English Major: HA!

Had closure with ex. Tears. Six months, she'll be engaged. Seriously. With new guy and damn happy for her. Even met him just now. Probably made ass of self. She was stumbling. He noticed. Good guy. Seriously: six months.

Thought for sure I'd sleep with ex co-worker. Turns out, she'll be with fellow co-worker who was at party.

Yeah, really stupidly drunk right now. Seriously, first time ever that I threw up via alcohol. Five minutes ago. Laptop + beer = not good. Amazed that grammar/spelling holding up. Sign of good writing, yes?

Amazing friends. Parting Party. Leaving for Maine on Tuesay...maybe Wednedsay.

Huh. Grammar still holding up. Gonna pass out soon. Hope I don't throw up again. Gonna have water.

Aug 7, 2011#58

Cajungal

Wine was not so good, so I had some of the skinny girl margarita I decided to try. It's actually pretty tasty. My legs feel warm.

Aug 8, 2011#59

Gusto

Define "skinny girl margarita".

Aug 8, 2011#60

Officer_Charon

You're not supposed to put it on your legs, Seej, hon...

Aug 8, 2011#61

Thread Necromancer

It. Is. Friday!

...which for you normal people is recognizable as Monday, but I won't hold that against you.

Aug 8, 2011#62

Chad Sexington

I am hunting a tiny fly. I will kill it. I will make it dead.

Aug 8, 2011#63

Cajungal

Gusto said:
Define "skinny girl margarita".

Oh, it's an actual brand. It's a margarita all mixed together in a bottle. It's tangy and good, and fewer calories per ounce than a regular margarita.

Aug 10, 2011#64

Chad Sexington

Scotch... scotch... Scotch.

Aug 10, 2011#65

Cajungal

Officer_Charon said:
You're not supposed to put it on your legs, Seej, hon...

I bought it with my grown-up money, and I will enjoy it however I wish!

Aug 10, 2011#66

Allen who is Quiet

Aug 20, 2011#67

Gared

You know you've been watching too many TV shows/movies/etc. depicting the pot smoking lifestyle when, upon listening to a Hendrix/Stones/Doors-centric Pandora station the first thought to enter your mind is "man... I bet this song would be awesome stoned" and you're not (and have never been) a smoker (of weed, I smoke cigarettes all the damn time. Stupid nicotine).

Aug 20, 2011#68

phil

I need to get some things off my chest.

A good villain belives that he his doing something good. Evil for the sake of evil doesn't really exist. The bad guy in Pan's labarynth was just stupiud because he went on a fucking rant about how torture is art or some bullshit when really he was just a nazi because nazis are evil and that's more fun than being good or some shit. Darth Vader is kind of a bad villian in this sense too but is bad ass enough to pull it off.

A good hero should win because he was smarter, more skilled, or some combination of the two. Being in the right place at the right time or being the chosen one is stupid. Defeating the bug like aliens because he watched a documentery about bugs in the first act that said they don't like X is stupid. Put some effort into how and why your hero is winning, or even just let him lose.

The villain should never ever again be the person who hired the hero to do the quest. it's not a big twist that the murderer hired the detective. It's a murderer who was so stupid as to hire a detective to investigate the murder he did that he probably would have been caught by someone else at some other point.

stop saying no homo. If you didn't mean to do something homosexually you wouldn't have done it. just accept that we're all just a little bit gay and move on. Doesn't mean you have to start sucking dick.

fuck., i don't want to go to work tomorrow.

Aug 20, 2011#69

sixpackshaker

Was that supposed to go in the random crap thread?

as for me... Pain vs. Pain Killers... the Killers are losing.

Aug 20, 2011#70

phil

I'm drunk and that's how I feel dammit, janet.

Aug 20, 2011#71

North_Ranger

Does being on a morphine-based painkiller mean I've tried drugs?

Last night I was on fucking cloud nine. No pain, I could sleep for the first time in a week. If only the fucking tumor didn't make me fucking piss every hour or so, I might even get a good night's sleep. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Aug 20, 2011#72

sixpackshaker

Depends
Added at: 19:14
That was for the second problem.

Aug 20, 2011#73

North_Ranger

sixpackshaker said:
Depends
Added at: 19:14
That was for the second problem.

What are you talking about?

Aug 20, 2011#74

Tress

Aug 20, 2011#75

North_Ranger

Tress said:

Dude...

Seriously, NOT cool!

I wake up because I have to hit the toilet. I do not frickin' wet myself!

Aug 20, 2011#76

drifter

Dude, he's not saying you wet yourself, he's joking that you can use adult diapers in order to sleep through the night worry free. Relax.

Aug 20, 2011#77

North_Ranger

Grhhh... It sounded like he was.

Aug 20, 2011#78

Officer_Charon

You have to understand... to a Finn, the very concept of pants, in and of themselves is anathema... pants designed for a very specific purpose are a heresy, to be cleansed with fire. And Vihta.

Aug 20, 2011#79

North_Ranger

Officer_Charon said:
You have to understand... to a Finn, the very concept of pants, in and of themselves is anathema... pants designed for a very specific purpose are a heresy, to be cleansed with fire. And Vihta.

And beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Aug 20, 2011#80

Allen who is Quiet

North_Ranger said:
And beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Also, cocks.

Aug 20, 2011#81

North_Ranger

Allen who is Quiet said:
Also, cocks.

Roosters, you mean? Well, technically most people barbecue steaks and sausages, but I guess chicken ain't out of the question.

Aug 20, 2011#82

Cajungal

Stolen Bacardi is the best Bacardi.

Aug 21, 2011#83

sixpackshaker

Cajungal said:
Stolen Bacardi is the best Bacardi.

That is up there with the best beer is free beer... congrats.

Aug 21, 2011#84

Officer_Charon

Cajungal said:
Stolen Bacardi is the best Bacardi.

Ahem. *hits blue lights*

Aug 21, 2011#85

Bones

Officer_Charon said:
Ahem. *hits blue lights*

OH SNAP ITS ON BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL! :awesome:

Aug 21, 2011#86

Cajungal

Officer_Charon said:
Ahem. *hits blue lights*

My parents were out of town, and they never drink it. It was more a favor than theft... cleaning out the pantry.

Aug 21, 2011#87

drifter

I like to do favors for people all the time.

Aug 21, 2011#88

Officer_Charon

Cajungal said:
My parents were out of town, and they never drink it. It was more a favor than theft... cleaning out the pantry.

Mmm-hmm.... so you were just holding onto it for them... just doing them a favor, you say.... *narrows eyes*

Aug 21, 2011#89

Allen who is Quiet

Officer_Charon said:
Mmm-hmm.... so you were just holding onto it for them... just doing them a favor, you say.... *narrows eyes*

14883 - animated macro Madame_LaFlour pinkamena_diane_pie pinkie_pie.gif

Aug 21, 2011#90

Cajungal

Officer_Charon said:
Mmm-hmm.... so you were just holding onto it for them... just doing them a favor, you say.... *narrows eyes*

I plead the fifth.

Aug 21, 2011#91

sixpackshaker

Cajungal said:
I plead the fifth.

I'd hold out for the half gallon.

Aug 22, 2011#92

North_Ranger

Vittu saatana perkele jumalauta perussuomalainen kyrpä paska helvetin kuusitoista... Still in pain. I'm baked like a cake at night, but now I start to wake up in pain when the drugs wear out in the morning.

Aug 22, 2011#93

Biannoshufu

E NQRWA Fsdghdjr6uze ssdghvuye

Sep 12, 2011#94

Silver Jelly

hey, weekend pictures are surfacing.

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Sep 12, 2011#95

LordRendar

Went to a bitching CD release Party.They had a ton of Guests and one of my favorite Bands was a suprise guest.It was super.
Went on stage and won a speed drinking contest.Won a CD AND got wasted for free.

Sep 20, 2011#96

phil

Yer FACE is drunk.

That's what I'd say to someone who said I was drunk right now.

Snake bites are expensive bullshit.

Sep 20, 2011#97

Krisken

phil said:
Yer FACE is drunk.

That's what I'd say to someone who said I was drunk right now.

Snake bites are expensive bullshit.

But delicious expensive bullshit.

Sep 20, 2011#98

phil

Sure they're good.

I dunno about 4.75 good.

Sep 26, 2011#99

phil

Now MY face is drunk.

I spent 60 dollars at the bar buying drinks for ke and my friend who mooches and gGot the snake bites last time.

Home boy need to start blowing dudes. Amirite? Lol auto corrected to amirite. I need to Internet less.

Grumble flgrumble grumble.

Oct 2, 2011#100

Gusto

Very.

But I'm still pretty artivulate.

Oct 2, 2011#101

makare

For the first time in my life I am extremely drunk! I ripped my favorite pants

but overall happy birthday to me!

Oct 2, 2011#102

Biannoshufu

Happy birthday to you, makare

Oct 2, 2011#103

Chippy

Happy birthday!!

Oct 2, 2011#104

Timmus

Nicely toasted and maybe I even started to make a comic that will last more than a week...only time will tell.

Oct 7, 2011#105

Gusto

What UP mother fucks
I gotta permit to rhyme
It's filed with the city
you should see it some time

Oct 7, 2011#106

Cajungal

LEGIT

Oct 7, 2011#107

Krisken

Cajungal said:
LEGIT

2 Legit 2 Quit?

Oct 7, 2011#108

Allen who is Quiet

HE CREATES RHYMES FOR KIDS

Oct 7, 2011#109

Cajungal

HE GETS WITH THE LADIES BUT IN THE END THEY DO NOT LIKE HIM

Oct 8, 2011#110

phil

Sup Halforums?

You looking fly in them jeans.

Jus throwing that out there.

baby

Oct 8, 2011#111

Allen who is Quiet

When are you going to let me tap that?

Oct 8, 2011#112

Biannoshufu

Oct 8, 2011#113

phil

I do and do not regret not getting the girl from whataburher's number.

Ok bod but so-so face.

#chovanism

#spelling?

#imma sleep this one off.

Oct 9, 2011#114

BananaHands

I woke up in an ex hook-up's apartment with my SLR in hand and a torn hoodie. My favorite hoodie.

Oh and I'm still drunk. Which is why I'm posting here as I'm slowly making my way back home in above mentioned girl's car.

Oct 16, 2011#115

phil

mr_thehun said:
Im drunk and horny

Say gurl

Tonight is a good night.

Oct 16, 2011#116

checkeredhat

Really its an "I Was" not an "I am". me and a friend of mine signed up for a "World Tour" at a bar in Toronto. You have one year to drink all 103 different beers they serve, and at the end if you did it you get an embroidered jacket. We dediced to approach it geographically. Picking at random, then finishing off that beer's country of origin in order before moving on to the next.

Last night I finished off Germany.

Oct 21, 2011#117

Chad Sexington

I am beginning an aggressive campaign against this bottle of wine, and then, that bottle of scotch. My resolve is strong. I WILL NOT WAVER.

Oct 21, 2011#118

phil

Chad Sexington said:
I am beginning an aggressive campaign against this bottle of wine, and then, that bottle of scotch. My resolve is strong. I WILL NOT WAVER.

Constant Vigilance!

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Oct 21, 2011#119

BananaHands

Aww yeah. all of the above.

by the way, i think all you guys are neat.

Oct 31, 2011#120

Krisken

This thread was lost. I drank. Thus it is found.

Oct 31, 2011#121

Allen who is Quiet

Amazing, Krisken. How sweet the sound that saved a thread like this.

Oct 31, 2011#122

Krisken

Allen who is Quiet said:
Amazing, Krisken. How sweet the sound that saved a thread like this.

It once was lost. But now is found. By a drunken wretch like me

Nov 9, 2011#123

phil

My buddy didn't get how great "if my raps soup, my beats is stock" was because as he put it, doesn't know about soup.

Drank Mimosas out of venti cups from work that would have been thrown out for holiday cups. 'twas great

Nov 17, 2011#124

Silver Jelly

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Nov 18, 2011#125

Krisken

Rocking the tie-bandanna, feeling the flow. Working it, working it.

Nov 18, 2011#126

Frankie Williamson

checkeredhat said:
Really its an "I Was" not an "I am". me and a friend of mine signed up for a "World Tour" at a bar in Toronto. You have one year to drink all 103 different beers they serve, and at the end if you did it you get an embroidered jacket. We dediced to approach it geographically. Picking at random, then finishing off that beer's country of origin in order before moving on to the next.

Last night I finished off Germany.

One year to try 103 beers. I'd be done in a month, two tops the way I've been barflying it.

Nov 18, 2011#127

Krisken

Frankie Williamson said:
One year to try 103 beers. I'd be done in a month, two tops the way I've been barflying it.

Once you get past 30, you're going to have a hard time finding new beers at the bars!

Nov 18, 2011#128

Frankie Williamson

Well, he said that bar serves 103 beers and you get some embroidered jacket as a prize for trying them all within a year.

Nov 18, 2011#129

Krisken

Er, well, in that case, um, woo!

Nov 18, 2011#130

phil

That's like a 500 dollar jacket. It damn well better go with my shoes.

Nov 18, 2011#131

LordRendar

Im on such a bad trip.We made "brownies" left my friends place wanted to go to a concert,that got cancled,wich we didnt know,then the brownies kicked in,we wandered a while,i said i need orange juice,went to buy it,then i am on my bike,and im wondering why i am on my bike suddenly im on this street and some guy is screaming "your veereing off the street" suddenly im on this dark strret,then in fort of my home,now im lying in bed with salami and writing this.
Added at: 23:10
Im freaking out man.

Nov 18, 2011#132

Allen who is Quiet

LordRendar said:
now im lying in bed with salami

Is that a euphemism?

Nov 18, 2011#133

Biannoshufu

I guess I should check in to this thread.
Bitches.

Nov 18, 2011#134

LordRendar

Allen who is Quiet said:
Is that a euphemism?

Ha ha.you make me laugh. (in german arnold schwarzenneger way)

Nov 18, 2011#135

LordRendar

Krabbel grade exorcist style die wand hoch.
huch wieso bin ich so oben?

Nov 18, 2011#136

checkeredhat

Frankie Williamson said:
One year to try 103 beers. I'd be done in a month, two tops the way I've been barflying it.

Yeah its not really that difficult if you have the time. I don't actually live in the city so I've only been going twice a month with my friend, but we're a little ahead of schedule.

Nov 19, 2011#137

Krisken

Biannoshufu said:
I guess I should check in to this thread.
Bitches.

You can check in any time you like but you can never leave.

I be drinkin.

Nov 19, 2011#138

Biannoshufu

I am so high right now I could do a naked dance on skype.

It would look as gross as fuck, though.

Nov 19, 2011#139

Terrik

I'm about to drink. I mean, I already have. Had two large suntory. About to drink this 35% Shanghai Huangjiu. Then I'm off for the night. If you never hear from me again, I love you.
Added at: 20:48

Biannoshufu said:
I am so high right now I could do a naked dance on skype.
It would look as gross as fuck, though.

Yeah, the video lag on skype would totally ruin it.

Nov 19, 2011#140

Biannoshufu

Well, that and the half warmed over dead look I'm sporting these days.

Nov 19, 2011#141

Null

That reminded me of this:

Nov 22, 2011#142

phil

Oh god i havering work tomorrow and my laundry is still in the wash and I'm crashing at a friends house because I hey hey hey hey'd and am also drunk and thank god s bucks is so cool anyway.

Fuuuuuuuck someone call me tomorrow at 8am central time.

Nov 22, 2011#143

Krisken

phil said:
Fuuuuuuuck someone call me tomorrow at 8am central time.

That would be a silly thing to call you and I will have no part in it.

Nov 27, 2011#144

Gusto

I got fired on Monday and dumped on Saturday. Si my friends took me out for a drnk or 7tonight. its almost enough to make me not worry about it

man

i dont wanna be the depressed guy but man im a little deoressed

Nov 27, 2011#145

Krisken

Chore up Gustoo. You elways have usss.

Nov 27, 2011#146

makare

It's ok to wallow in it a bit. that is some heavy shit to happen all at once. Don't worry about it. Party safe Gustop.

Krisken said:
Chore up Gustoo. You elways have usss.

Im not sure if that makes him feel better. O.O

Nov 27, 2011#147

Frankie Williamson

So here I am. Its 3 am. Its sunday now I guess. I went to friends birthday party at this karaoke bar and we got her smashed. Awesome. I decided to drink a LOT of Hoegaarden, mainly because I LLOVE the glasses. I psuedo wingmanned for a friend for this unbelievably gorgeous girl in blue. I walked up to her and told her he was a texas oil billionaire with the world's largest dick (not exactly an exageration, man is a stallion). She laughed pretty hard at this goofy tall dude holding a comically large beer glass. I realized I probably should have been looking out for number one here and probably could have struck it rich with her but alas, I told him I would get her warmed up for him and did my duty as a buddy. THEY left together at the end of the night so I feel a job well done. As for me, I did alright for myself. This cute friend of my birthday friend hit it off with me pretty good when she decided to talk to me after I performed both the male and female part of Barbie Girl by myself. She came back to my place, we drunk boned and she left telling me she really needed that, left me her number and cabbed it away. I don't even have to share my bed tonight.

Tonight was fuyckiung awesome.

I am qualified to sing this song.

Nov 27, 2011#148

Frankie Williamson

HA HA HA, holy shit.

What a dork.

Nov 27, 2011#149

Officer_Charon

Eh, it happens

(although not to me any more, it doesn't)

Nov 27, 2011#150

Allen who is Quiet

Officer_Charon said:
Eh, it happens

(although not to me any more, it doesn't)

Being a dork or having sex?

Nov 27, 2011#151

Piotyr

Allen who is Quiet said:
Being a dork or having sex?

The two are not mutually exclusive, no matter what pop culture would have us believe.

Nov 27, 2011#152

Officer_Charon

Allen who is Quiet said:
Being a dork or having sex?

The "getting drunk in a bar and having random drunksex with a hottie who you picked up that night."

Not regretting my life... but sometimes that seems fun, too.

Nov 27, 2011#153

Frankie Williamson

Man, all my friends are married/in long term relationships/have kids. I'm not looking for hookups anymore. I'm getting too old. I'm going to call her tomorrow. We had pretty good conversation beyond the naked parts.

Nov 29, 2011#154

phil

Monday is actually kind of my favorite day.

Bars are not super packed, so you can still talk with your friends.

also, 2 dollar you call its. EVERYWHERE. I spent 22 dollars including tip and got a nice buzz on. I mean, yeah I have to be at work semi early but even if I am hung over/sleepy it's a tuesday. It's not going to be supper busy.

I'm actually kind of happy with my life right now. this is not a super common feeling.

Dec 3, 2011#155

LittleSin

Guys....huys.....rheres so many aweaome thinga happening.

Dec 3, 2011#156

sixpackshaker

Tailgated for the local college playoff game. Had several beers before the game, and had one in the parking lot waiting for the crowd to thin out. Oh and our team won. One of the best college games that I've seen in ages.

but i really did not get drunk.

Dec 3, 2011#157

Cajungal

Eggnog or rum and soda? Rum and soda or eggnog?

Dec 3, 2011#158

Bones

both?

Dec 6, 2011#159

Dirona

wheee. between the drinks at dinner and the lack of food otday and this suggary ice creamy thing, I am now perfectly qualified to write a paper on justice issues and digital copyright. and i'm not totally dreading it (for the first time since october when I started doing the research. yay!

Dec 9, 2011#160

Namesake

Apparently I get much better at halo after some Captain. wee

Dec 10, 2011#161

Gusto

yoooooooooooo

Dec 18, 2011#162

phil

Drinking with my brother.

My god I live for these moments.

I think my dog might die soon though. I hope he doesn't.

Dec 18, 2011#163

Bowielee

Namesake said:
Apparently I get much better at halo after some Captain. wee

I used to be far better at Starcraft after a couple of beers. I think it's the unpredicatbility factor.

Dec 18, 2011#164

phil

It's stupid how we kind of envy one another. He's a lawyer and I'm
A barista.

This is stupid.

But it's like he has the success genes and I have the personality one. Je'll always be my aweso
E older brother. Fucjing shit man. I'm not a sad drunk but today I am.

I miss my grandpa. He was a little bit racist in that way that all old people were but is a better man than anyone on this fucking board and I don't even know you.

Like OC is probably the most important person here. He actually matters. My grandpa is just better though. Fact. God I miss him. Fuckin' hell man.

Dec 20, 2011#165

Thread Necromancer

by the old gods I was drunk.

-edit-
It's been a long time since I have been in this thread, but it was made for me (in a manner of speaking)

Dec 26, 2011#166

Thread Necromancer

It's Monday/Friday night and it's just me, myself, and I went for a bottle of rum.....

Dec 30, 2011#167

Krisken

That's right, fuckers. I'm bored and drunk. Drinking some Founders Porter and just got done munching pizza. C'mon, entertain me.

Dec 30, 2011#168

Terrik

Krisken said:
That's right, fuckers. I'm bored and drunk. Drinking some Founders Porter and just got done munching pizza. C'mon, entertain me.

Tell us about that time you were mistaken for a woman

Dec 30, 2011#169

Krisken

Terrik said:
Tell us about that time you were mistaken for a woman

It was a cold day in Wisconsin, not unlike all days in Wisconsin. The sky was relatively clear with a spattering of clouds. The sun shone brightly on the hilly landscape of the Kettle Moraine...

Dec 30, 2011#170

makare

Krisken said:
It was a cold day in Wisconsin, not unlike all days in Wisconsin. The sky was relatively clear with a spattering of clouds. The sun shone brightly on the hilly landscape of the Kettle Moraine...

Cold day eh? that shrinkage will get you lady.

Dec 30, 2011#171

Krisken

makare said:
Cold day eh? that shrinkage will get you lady.

Like a frightened turtle.

Feb 18, 2012#172

phil

Was invited to an putting of drink.

Friend introduces me to his friend/shift lead at his work.

Shift lead is getting married tomorrow (now today at time of writing)

Realize this is his bachelor party

Invite my own shift lead out.

4 Starbucks employees getting drunk and playing darts at an impromptu bachelor party in McKinney.

I dripped my darts into ranch dressing for good luck.

It didnt work.

Spent 30 dollars on drinks and at least 5 on the juke box. Rich girl-->sweet child o mine --> when doves cry. That's how I roll, teddy brosevelt.

Feb 19, 2012#173

Charlie Don't Surf

whiskey time

Mar 16, 2012#174

phil

Get off work.

Go drinking.

Old manager there

Current coworkers there.

Get drunk.

Sing ganster's paradise in karioke

Hit in cougars.

The leave as result.

Hit on other girl.

Tell her it's time to go, as in, back to her place.

She's down.

Tell her I want to say goodbye to friend.

Try to tell old manager thank you for giving me a chance when I. Needed it.

Takes a long time.

DTF girl is gone.

Go to whataburger.

Forever alone.jpeg

Have to break into bedroom window because roommate locked me out for 3rd time this week.

Discomforted by how easy this is.

On Halforums.

Your turn.

Mar 16, 2012#175

Terrik

Going to Vietnamese restaurant (PHO REAL....lawl) with same dog-eating Korean friend. Will be sampling Vietnamese alcohol. Have work tomorrow. Waking up at 6. I'll report back.

If I don't, please tell Juski I...........

Mar 16, 2012#176

phil

Oh good lord. One of the guys I went with just got back from Vietnam. Aparently their booze is something of legend. My advice is don't try to stand up. That's supposedly when it hits you.

Mar 16, 2012#177

Terrik

Well I'm back. Had some good Vietnamese alcohol, then hit my old boss' bar afterwards. Had some Guinness imported from Ireland, then a Cumshot (No, not that), then a Whiskey Sour, then some extremely pricey wine with a Chinese billionaire--he's one of 17 billionaires in China. What a night it was. Also, one of the waitresses somehow kept finding her arms around my neck for some reason, because the billionaire kept feeding her wine. Once it hit midnight and I had to go, she "saved" me by downing the last of my mine and covered for me as I excused myself. I have to get up at 6AM tomorrow. Bah.

Mar 16, 2012#178

Yoshimickster

I wish I could go to a cool club. But I usually either have no money,or the nights that I do have money my friends are all working. Ah well, that's why beer is sold at stores! ALSO-anyone ever have Dogfish Head's Rasion deataire? It is SCRUMPTIOUS! The day after I had some bitburger and it tasted like water. THAT IS HOW FLAVORFUL IT WAS!

Mar 17, 2012#179

Krisken

I'm not really drunk, but just started drinking a fantastic Russian Imperial Stout. Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout is some of the best stout I've had, right up there with the Founders line.

Mar 17, 2012#180

sixpackshaker

Drinking plenty of water now, prepping for this evening.

I hate that I can't throw Darts in this town. Boo Fucking Hoo insurance. It was always my routine, go out on St Patrick's Day, drink Guinness, and throw darts.

Reminds me of one time, I found the bar with Guinness and Darts. The Dart Boards were all occupied. These two guys were playing Cricket, one guy was working on 20 and the other guy was going for his bull's-eyes. The guy that was losing quit. So the winner called out looking for someone to cover the quitter's round, because "I'm having the game of my life!" I agree to step in so he could finish. On my first turn I threw triple 20, triple 19, and triple 18. The "winner" looked at me and said, "Oh you Mother Fucker..."

I ended up beating him.

Mar 17, 2012#181

Krisken

Can't throw darts because of insurance? Wut?

Mar 17, 2012#182

Bowielee

I could understand the pointy kind, but all bars that I'm aware of have the plastic tipped darts.

Mar 20, 2012#183

Chad Sexington

I have a test tomorrow, in my français class (that's French for all you anglophones), and so I'm drinking Macallan neat. Why? Why indeed.

Mar 20, 2012#184

Chad Sexington

I really fucking hate music videos. I can't even... I hate them so much.

So much.

But the one for Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim is awesome.

So. You know.

Mar 20, 2012#185

Yoshimickster

I'm buzzed, reading the pre-suck years of PvP. Feetling pretty good right now.

Mar 22, 2012#186

SeraRelm

VODKA

Mar 22, 2012#187

ElJuski

SeraRelm said:
VODKA

Mar 22, 2012#188

SeraRelm

Stop stalking me you bastard!

Mar 22, 2012#189

ElJuski

Mar 22, 2012#190

Yoshimickster

I really need to drink more hard liquor, get a taste for it. Tired of mixing it with kool-aid like a sissy.

Mar 22, 2012#191

Null

Overfilled my tumbler with Tullamore Dew last night. Drank it all anyway. Forgot to post here.

Mar 22, 2012#192

checkeredhat

In Ottawa for the week.
Met up with "little" (younger, but much taller) brother tonight for drinks.
Went to the Highlander for Scottish beer, then to Zaphod Beeblebrox's for some pan galactic Gargle Blasters.
Bit disappointed there's no lemon in it. It was peach schnapps, Jack Daniels, Orange Juice and blue curacao. They also have a drink called the Slartibartfast and one called Deep Thought. Next time I'm in Ottawa I'll have to come back and try those out. If I were doing a bit better financially I'd have bought one of their T-Shirts.

Oh well, I can cross Zaphod's off my list.

Mar 23, 2012#193

sixpackshaker

Slartibartfast I bet you can't order more than three of those in a night.

1. I'll have a Slartibartfast...

2. Give me a Shllarybartifasht...

3. I wanna Sluttybuttfart...

Mar 23, 2012#194

Yoshimickster

....there is a bar called Zaphod Beeblebros. COR! I am so going there sooner or later.

Mar 23, 2012#195

Chad Sexington

I wish there were people who would go to a bar with me. As it is, I'm getting drunk home alone... Watching Better Off Ted.

SCOTCH

Mar 23, 2012#196

Gusto

Sexbot, I am home alone watching this week's PATV with

a

SCOTCH

Mar 23, 2012#197

Chad Sexington

Gusto said:
Sexbot, I am home alone watching this week's PATV with

a

SCOTCH

What's halfway between Ontario and Alberta? I'll meet you there.

(with SCOTCH)

Mar 23, 2012#198

BErt

Sports make me sad. All of them.

(obligatory SCOTCH)

EDIT: Sports make me less sad than they did 10 minutes ago.

EDIT 2: Sports make me sad again.

(GODIWISHIHADSOME SCOTCH)

Mar 31, 2012#199

General Specific

Well for the first time ever, I can post in this thread. My friend took me out to a bar tonight and got me liquored up. I noticed that when I was feeling the effects, I got very concentrated on what I was doing. I have never been drunk before, so this is a new feeling for me. I guess I may not be much fun on the forum since I am very intently trying to not misspell anything.

Anyway, the room is spinning a bit, and so I gotta go hold it down.

Mar 31, 2012#200

Yoshimickster

Had some bottled Bitburger yesterday. Premium German lager. Was a good day.

Apr 1, 2012#201

Gusto

SCOTCH

with poker

then big macsss

then beers

then pizza

then halforumss!

ELLO

Apr 1, 2012#202

Terrik

Gusto said:
SCOTCH

with poker

then big macsss

then beers

then pizza

then halforumss!

ELLO

You are gonna throw uuuuuuuuuuuup

Apr 1, 2012#203

Gusto

But then I didn't!

Apr 4, 2012#204

gargoyle_eva

Just dropped my girlfriend off at the strippers (female) , and am now getting drunk playing video games. Winning?

Apr 4, 2012#205

phil

Wait you dropped your girlfriend off at a strip joint, presumably because she wanted titties in her face, and the. You were all like

" welp! The universe ain't gonna save itself from reapers!" and went home?

Or did you drive her to work, then turned around and said

"welp, guess I'll kill some time before she gets off work and then does something similar to her work for me at home"

Because only one of those really has you coming out on top, honestly.

Apr 5, 2012#206

gargoyle_eva

The first one. Had work early in the morning so didn't feel like going out. Next time the strippers come to town I shall be going though, and now she has to drive. WIN!

Apr 7, 2012#207

phil

Drinking a lynchburg lemonade out of a coffee mug I got from work.

Someone remind me to turn my swag off, least I wake up covered in bitches.

Apr 7, 2012#208

Allen who is Quiet

Phil, don't forget to turn your swag off.

Apr 7, 2012#209

Bumble the Boy Wonder

gargoyle_eva said:
Next time the strippers come to town I shall be going though, and now she has to drive. WIN!

Nothing better than a traveling band of ~~gypsies~~ strippers.

Apr 7, 2012#210

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Also, to add to the thread, I do love me a big ol' rum and coke

Apr 7, 2012#211

LordRendar

Yoshimickster said:
Had some bottled Bitburger yesterday. Premium German lager. Was a good day.

As a german I shake my head,since Bitburger isnt the best we got to offer.But even our mediocre beer is better then most.

(start flamewar)

Just out of curiosity,do you guys smoke your weed green or do you mix it with tabacco?

Apr 7, 2012#212

Yoshimickster

LordRendar said:
As a german I shake my head,since Bitburger isnt the best we got to offer.But even our mediocre beer is better then most. (start flamewar)

Just out of curiosity,do you guys smoke your weed green or do you mix it with tabacco?

Green. I prefer to smoke tobacco seperately. Soooooooooo Bitburger is mediocre to Germany standards? Then what's an okay beer to you guys? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!

Apr 7, 2012#213

LordRendar

It depens on the region.Up north we like Pilsen while down south,they prefer Weißbier (Wheat Beer). Around Cologne they drink almost exclusivly Pale Beers like Kölsch.
I myself,love drinking Hefeweizen, an unfiltered wheat beer and Astra, a very tasty Pilsen made in my hometown.

Bitburger is ok,to be honest.It's prominent in the southwest corner of Germany.The reason for it to be mediocre ist that it tries to hard to please everyone and thus dosnt really create a uniqe experience when drinking.Tastes much better straight from the barrel then bottled.

Apr 7, 2012#214

Yoshimickster

Straight from the barrel? Well, I have a reason to go to Germany now!

Apr 8, 2012#215

phil

Allen who is Quiet said:
Phil, don't forget to turn your swag off.

Hey, thanks man. That's always awkward in the morning. But I don't need to tell you that. amirite?

Apr 8, 2012#216

Allen who is Quiet

urite

Apr 8, 2012#217

phil

^^^ This guy.

Apr 8, 2012#218

Yoshimickster

Has anyone here had Dragon's milk? I've heard good things but never got a chance to try it.

Apr 8, 2012#219

Gusto

There are no more dragons. It is known.

Apr 8, 2012#220

Allen who is Quiet

It is known.

Apr 8, 2012#221

HCGLNS

Dragon's are reptilian, they don't produce milk.

Unless you live in Michigan.

Apr 9, 2012#222

HCGLNS

Was a little tipsy the other night and was having difficulty twisting off the beer caps. Cleaning up the next day revealed that none of the beers were in fact twist off caps.

Apr 27, 2012#223

Chad Sexington

WHISKEY

Apr 27, 2012#224

Chad Sexington

I would like to share with you all the very first scene of my magnum opus:

THE MONSTER FLEAS

OPEN ON establishing shots of Seattle. The Space Needle, Boeing factory... No, nevermind, no one knows cool stuff like Boeing is in Seattle. Forget Boeing. The Space Needle. Cut to INT. APARTMENT: DR HANK ALLMAN wakes up next to UNNAMED AND RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE WHO IS WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. He smiles at her to establish how he is JUST LIKE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONE.

DR HANK: Good morning, honey.

RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: (smiling) Well good morning. (kisses him)

DR HANK: Oh, god, morning breath. Don't do that. I'm going to go to the lab.

RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: Isn't it your day off?

DR HANK: Yes, but I must go. For I am dedicated to SCIENCE. SCIENCE is a thing I do. IN THE LAB.

RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: But what if something goes wrong while you're in the lab all alone?

DR HANK: It's good you ask all these expository questions in lieu of having a personality. Anyway, what could go wrong? Science benefits mankind and poses no risks. I will show you how I, DR HANK ALLMAN, will personally further the progress of the human race.

RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: Okay, but can we fade out with a sex scene so the audience will feel bad when I am killed by the effects of your scientific hubris later?

DR HANK: YES!

Apr 28, 2012#225

CynicismKills

It's not hoity-toity, but Rolling Rock is delicious. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Apr 28, 2012#226

Timmus

I've just realized that I am at this moment not a muppeteer and have certainly wasted my life.

May 22, 2012#227

Chippy

heh this forum

May 25, 2012#228

checkeredhat

I'll elaborate later. now it's bed time.

May 25, 2012#229

checkeredhat

I finished the key frames for my assigned scenes, and had to wait for approval to start inbetweening them. But it was late, since my cintiq's driver crapped out on me yesterday and I had to reinstall it like 6 times before it finally started working again. So I wasn't going to get approval until the morning. So I stayed up until 3am drinking beer and playing Tiger Woods golf with my brother in law. It was a good night. Woke up a little hungover though.

May 25, 2012#230

fade

checkeredhat said:
I'll elaborate later. now it's bed time.

I find her extremely attractive.

May 25, 2012#231

Krisken

fade said:
I find her extremely attractive.

I don't know why, but she freaks me the fuck out. I see the attraction, but the "I might stab you in your sleep" vibe also repels me.

On the up side, I am fairly drunk on Corbel and Coke.

May 25, 2012#232

SeraRelm

The "Might stab you" vibe is a huge.... HUGE turn on.

May 25, 2012#233

SeraRelm

Alcohol, I must implore you to stop revealing information about me. Thank you.

May 25, 2012#234

Chad Sexington

living it up at the hotel california

May 26, 2012#235

fade

SeraRelm said:
The "Might stab you" vibe

Does Adam and Eve sell that model?

May 26, 2012#236

Chad Sexington

My dad bought six bottles of a new scotch... I've had too much tonight and... I think I'll steal one...

Jun 1, 2012#237

Chad Sexington

κάτι τρέχει στα γύφτικα

Also, wine. Fuck I love wine.

Jun 1, 2012#238

BananaHands

I am drunk and in love in a yuppie bar.

Jun 1, 2012#239

BananaHands

ElJuski I can't tag on my phon but I need yer dynamic here

Jun 1, 2012#240

HCGLNS

I am not drunk enough.

Jun 1, 2012#241

BananaHands

ElJuski I need the rockos modern life pickup line

Jun 1, 2012#242

HowDroll

BananaHands said:
ElJuski I need the rockos modern life pickup line

Call her Heffer. Bitches love that shit.

Jun 1, 2012#243

Chad Sexington

HowDroll said:
Call her Heffer. Bitches love that shit.

Clearly this has been my problem.

Jun 1, 2012#244

ElJuski

BananaHands hmmm...

Jun 1, 2012#245

BananaHands

Jun 1, 2012#246

SeraRelm

HowDroll tossin negs.

Jun 1, 2012#247

HowDroll

SeraRelm said:
HowDroll tossin negs.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Jun 1, 2012#248

SeraRelm

Jun 2, 2012#249

Chad Sexington

Fuck I love scotch. And I'm singing along to this really loudly

Jun 2, 2012#250

BananaHands

Updating from the bathroom line.

Was described as an "Italian stallion".

Just took a shot of god knows what.

Send help.

Jun 2, 2012#251

Chad Sexington

BananaHands said:
Updating from the bathroom line.

Was described as an "Italian stallion".

Just took a shot of god knows what.

Send help.

Good luck, mon ami. Bon fucking courage.

Jun 2, 2012#252

ElJuski

BananaHands said:
Updating from the bathroom line.

Was described as an "Italian stallion".

Just took a shot of god knows what.

Send help.

This is where I would be your spiritual anchor. And also the guy that says, "who the fuck is going to call you a stallion, ponyboy?"

Jun 2, 2012#253

ElJuski

no, really. who

Jun 2, 2012#254

SeraRelm

ur mawm

Jun 2, 2012#255

BananaHands

ElJuski said:
no, really. who

It was a naperville bar, that should explain the type of people.

Jun 2, 2012#256

ElJuski

Gregory. for shame.

Jun 2, 2012#257

BananaHands

Jun 2, 2012#258

Cajungal

Awwwwww forgive him for everything!!!

Jun 2, 2012#259

Frank

I'm done drinking.

Jun 2, 2012#260

Charlie Don't Surf

I miss nate dogg so much

Jun 3, 2012#261

PatrThom

SeraRelm said:
Alcohol, I must implore you to stop revealing information about me. Thank you.

--Patrick
EDIT: This was my second choice for your theme song, btw.

Jun 4, 2012#262

phil

Memosas from 5-8. Beer from 8-now. Shaved my head because why not. Work will be interesting tomorrow. Good night. Beer and a cigar on my balcony via candle light.

Jun 4, 2012#263

SeraRelm

Ze wine, it did nothing.

Jun 4, 2012#264

phil

That's quitter talk.

Jun 4, 2012#265

SeraRelm

No, it's sober talk.

Jun 4, 2012#266

phil

And the difference is.....?

Jun 7, 2012#267

Adam

Went and had wisdoom tooth taken out 4 hours ago. Just woke upconscious in my own bed twenty minutes ago. Not sure wtf I going on but I wished they videotaped it because it's a huge time jump, umsettlimgn

Jun 7, 2012#268

PatrThom

Adam said:
wisdoom tooth

Awesome typo.

--Patrick

Jun 7, 2012#269

Gusto

Adam said:
Went and had wisdoom tooth taken out 4 hours ago. Just woke upconscious in my own bed twenty minutes ago. Not sure wtf I going on but I wished they videotaped it because it's a huge time jump, umsettlimgn

My wisdom teeth were the same way. I remember them giving me drugs, I remember getting into the car after the surgery, and then I woke up 36 hours later.

Jun 7, 2012#270

Adam

More unsettling, I just had another jump of four hours in which I don't remember posting that above! I nearly posted the same thing. Drugs are a hell of a thing.

Jun 11, 2012#271

phil

Mimosas, cheese and crackers, parks and recs.

s'how I roll.... I guess... :okay:

OH HEY PLUS SIDE THOUGH!

I think me and my dad are going to give home brewing beer a try. I'm super excited for this.

ending the night with this:

filing it under a win.

Jun 18, 2012#272

Officer_Charon

Currently working my way through my father's day present (The beer, not the candy). In the morning, I have to go shoot paper and make it cry, then shoot instructors with simunitions, and make them cry on the Sgt. Flood Kill-them-all Active Shooter course. Not sure if I should continue drinking but... oh, who am I kidding... I need to crack open another of those German biers... those are the best...

Jun 18, 2012#273

CynicismKills

I was kinda buzzed for a bit but now am sober as hell. I need to see if there's a good beer store around here somewhere, as my uncle's grocery store only sells Miller/Bud/etc.

Jun 22, 2012#274

BErt

The "Be Sharps" episode of The Simpsons is on right now and all is right with the world.

/drunk

Jun 23, 2012#275

Tress

Awww yesss, my first drunk post here on HF. Went to the A's/Giants game tonight, got drunk afterward. A great start to the weekend.

Jul 9, 2012#276

phil

Such a good ending to my day.

Cigar+tallboy+finished balcony set up= and somehow I knew that everything was going to be alright.

Also + flo and the Mac.

Aug 2, 2012#277

Frank

I am quite drunk. We call it getting Wednesday'd. I struck out terribly tonight. I am a little bummed out about it. I am currently aware of just how much being an Albertan has coloured my personality and while I'm a bleeding heart liberal, some of that Albertan ignorance is definitely there. If I've ever offended people based on the things I've posted, I'm sorry. I've never meant to offend anyone.

Aug 3, 2012#278

PatrThom

...except Charlie.

--Patrick

Aug 3, 2012#279

Officer_Charon

Frank: No worries here, brah...

But then again, I live in the South, so take that with a grain of salt.

Aug 4, 2012#280

ZenMonkey

Frank said:
If I've ever offended people based on the things I've posted, I'm sorry. I've never meant to offend anyone.

Sounds pretty Albertan to me. (In a good way, I adore all y'all Canucks.)

I've missed this thread. I should take up permanent residence.

Aug 5, 2012#281

Tress

Got a good buzz going here. Wasting time tweaking my music collection and looking up random shit on the internet. Not the most exciting Saturday night ever, but I can think of worse ways to pass the time.

Aug 11, 2012#282

Jake

This.

Aug 13, 2012#283

Andi

WTF have I got to write in this GFS thread?

Aug 23, 2012#284

Timmus

Went to Wednesday night Karaoke tonight. Gave my number to a beautiful women who went home with another woman. She did send me a text though and now I have her number. Minor victory?

Aug 23, 2012#285

Bubble181

Timmus said:
Went to Wednesday night Karaoke tonight. Gave my number to a beautiful women who went home with another woman. She did send me a text though and now I have her number. Minor victory?

Depends. Sis she invite you over to see if you and her have a mutual interest in that other woman? :whistling:

Aug 23, 2012#286

Timmus

Pre

Bubble181 said:
Depends. Sis she invite you over to see if you and her have a mutual interest in that other woman?

I think that's a Major Victory.

Aug 29, 2012#287

Cajungal

So many fizy drinks. BURP, Charlie, it's the only way! Rifftrax /!: and jake is playing guild wars instead of paying goddamn attention to the goddamn movie! I hate this apatment

Aug 29, 2012#288

HowDroll

Cajungal said:
So many fizy drinks. BURP, Charlie, it's the only way! Rifftrax /!: and jake is playing guild wars instead of paying goddamn attention to the goddamn movie! I hate this apatment

Marital bliss?

Aug 29, 2012#289

Cajungal

Bah no big dead, I just don't wanna watch a riff all by my lonesome. More fun to laug with someone. Apartment's just smll
Is all.

Aug 30, 2012#290

checkeredhat

Not drunk, but I got a good buzz going on. I've officially gotten to the point where Molson Canadian no longer satisfies even as my shitty cheap go to beer. It was never a favourite, but like most Ontarians, it was my go to cheap beer.

On my last trip to the Beer Store, I got a pack of Molson XXX instead, and this is going to be my new cheap shitty beer. Definitely still not my favourite, but it has way more flavour than most of the cheap stuff, and also way more alcohol. (Thus the buzz after drinking just two)

Aug 30, 2012#291

Cajungal

Wine tasting/Jameson! These rice cakes are so goddamn delicious!

Aug 30, 2012#292

Chad Sexington

FUCK I fucking hate fuck everything fuck fuck fuck fuck raghr

Aug 30, 2012#293

Cajungal

*hugs chad*

Aug 30, 2012#294

drifter

Chad Sexington said:
hate fuck everything

Aww yeah boy

Aug 31, 2012#295

sixpackshaker

Cajungal said:
...rice cakes are so goddamn delicious!

I think you've had enough!

Aug 31, 2012#296

Cajungal

sixpackshaker said:
I think you've had enough!

Chocolate ones! They're good! Tastes like chocolate popcorn.

Aug 31, 2012#297

Officer_Charon

... I miss all the fun times in this thread. *grins*

Aug 31, 2012#298

BErt

I was going to say things here but then I didn't.

Sep 1, 2012#299

drifter

Not drunk, but tried a Chimay Blue. Tasty.

Sep 1, 2012#300

Chad Sexington

I'm "going drinking" for the first time in like 3 years. How does this work, again? I socialise, right? With humans? Face to face? And then I black out, and there's a girl in the bed? Or am I thinking about "teh moviez (tm)"?

Anyway. I'm pre-drinking Amrut, alone in my apartment with a bunch of candles lit... I... I'm liking this. I don't even want to leave now. Fuck bars and their overpriced alcohol! Human interaction is overrated. Where my books at!

Sep 1, 2012#301

checkeredhat

Pre drinking for a night out? Sounds like its shower beer time

Sep 1, 2012#302

Chad Sexington

checkeredhat said:
Pre drinking for a night out? Sounds like its shower beer time

I showered. There was no beer. Oh god I knew I wasn't ready for this.

Sep 1, 2012#303

Cajungal

I could never get into that, myself. When I drink with friends, it's usually in a quieter setting. Sometimes I can handle a bar. Most of the time, though, I'm just looking in all directions, watching drunk people fling their beers into the air and laugh loudly, wondering of they'll still be happy when the alcohol goes away.

Anyway..... *sips Jameson*

Sep 2, 2012#304

Yoshimickster

It's my mother's birt-day today so I'm probably going to get drunk of my ass.

Also I am back, and thank you Fez and Zappit.

Sep 2, 2012#305

LordRendar

Welcome back,Yoshi.

Sep 2, 2012#306

Yoshimickster

LordRendar said:
Welcome back,Yoshi.

Thank your Rendar. It's good to be back.

Sep 2, 2012#307

Zappit

Glad you're back, Yoshimickster.

Sep 2, 2012#308

Yoshimickster

Zappit said:
Glad you're back, Yoshimickster.

Once again dude, thanks.

So has anyone here had Terrapin brand beer? Really good, I had this Rye beer they made a few days ago. Truly exquisite, it took me an hour to finish just one because it was that delicious.

Edit: 7:09 and I am DRUNK! I am feeling pretty good right about now. Ima go eat some PIZZA!

Sep 3, 2012#309

LordRendar

Im kinda high and cant get my bellybutton clean.

Sep 3, 2012#310

Yoshimickster

Feeling a good buzz right about nows. VIVA LA GUINESS!

Sep 6, 2012#311

sixpackshaker

I'm reserving a spot for this time tomorrow.

Sep 6, 2012#312

Yoshimickster

I have had a good mix of bits and guinns. Feelin pretty comfy right now. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

Sep 15, 2012#313

Officer_Charon

If I get around enough of this twelve pack, perhaps I shall not have to dwell upon the fact that I have lost a child that I didn't even get a chance to learn the gender of, let alone give a name to.

Fuck.

These things happen, but you never think they'll happen to you. It's hard to remain philosophical when you're the one whose guts are being ripped out... the one whose blood runs icy cold at the sound of the doctor's sigh, the images on the ultrasound, showing stillness where there should be movement.....

Fuck it... I'll be back later, guys. You guys are as unto family for me....

Sep 15, 2012#314

Bowielee

There's no need for philosophy in a situation like this. You feel what you feel, man.

Sep 16, 2012#315

North_Ranger

Officer_Charon said:
Fuck.

My condolences, friend. I can't even imagine what you and yours must be going through at the moment.

Take care of yourself and the missus, okay? I'm not a praying man but your family's in my thoughts.

Sep 16, 2012#316

LordRendar

Im 38 hours awake now :confused:

To hopped up on shit after a crazy electro party.

Sep 16, 2012#317

Yoshimickster

I just saw what happens when someone gets 1,000,000 coins on youtube. Not drunk now...but for the poor sap who wasted his life doing that I will be.

Sep 24, 2012#318

HowDroll

Fucking hell. Derby afterparty on Saturday night -- got sloshed, blacked out, and am still hung over two days later. Alka Seltzer and crackers for dinner tonight.

Practice tonight is going to suck.

Sep 28, 2012#319

checkeredhat

I've just got a buzz going (Man I love pumpkin ale)
However...

Look at the size of that freaking beer!

This, my friends, is a full litre of Steamwhistle- Toronto's finest pilsner (And the only pilsner I've found that I enjoy)

The only reason I'm wearing my hat inside is because it happens to be a Steamwhistle hat. Got it when I took their brewery tour.

Also, Google Chrome's auto correct reminds me: America, if you aren't going to adopt the metric system, don't fucking tell me I'm spelling litre wrong. You adopt the litre. you can spell it how you like. But until then, enough with the squigly red line.

Okay, so I'm a little bit more than buzzed. I drank a lot of the Steamwhistle while posting this.

Sep 28, 2012#320

Yoshimickster

I am pre-birthday buzzed up in this. Drinkin' Bitburger and watchin' Kim Possible. I also had sicilian pizza. Today is a warbly day.

Sep 28, 2012#321

BErt

I was not initially a fan of this Newcastle Werewolf, but I've concluded that I approve. Good show, old chap...

Sep 29, 2012#322

Yoshimickster

My feelings in a nutshell.

LET'S FUCKIN' PARRY!

Sep 29, 2012#323

BananaHands

i'm drunk watching fargo

pretty good dere ya

Sep 29, 2012#324

Yoshimickster

Cohen bros and alcohol. A good day mr apple feet. That's the opposite of BananaHands. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I be drappy.

Sep 29, 2012#325

BananaHands

i'm taking this to the haiku thread[DOUBLEPOST=1348900905][/DOUBLEPOST]I wonder sometimes
If the halforums guys know
i saw juice naked

Sep 29, 2012#326

Yoshimickster

I saw juice naked too. When the juice was an orange! And was peeled. Juice be just crazy up in this. BEER!

Sep 29, 2012#327

LordRendar

Oktoberfest season! Is there anything better for drunk eyes then a Dirndl? Nope.

Sep 30, 2012#328

Gusto

LordRendar said:
Oktoberfest season! Is there anything better for drunk eyes then a Dirndl? Nope.

Schnitzel on a bun?

Sep 30, 2012#329

Yoshimickster

Gusto said:
Schnitzel on a bun?

KIELBASA! I just had some Oktoberfest kiel-BA-SA! WHILE I am drunk and high. KIEL-BASA!

Sep 30, 2012#330

LordRendar

I still prefer looking at girls in dirndls then eating...wait...schnitzel on a bun?Why would you do that?

Sep 30, 2012#331

Yoshimickster

LordRendar said:
I still prefer looking at girls in dirndls then eating...wait...schnitzel on a bun?Why would you do that?

So you'll make your bread quota and not need a plate! Unlike-KIEL-BASA!

Sep 30, 2012#332

LordRendar

Kielbasa aint even German.It`s slavic sausage :fu:

Oh well...tonight i will be back to drinking beer out of ridicously large glasses served by women in dirndl.

Sep 30, 2012#333

Yoshimickster

But...they serve kielbasa at Oktoberfest right? Thats where I got mine.

Sep 30, 2012#334

LordRendar

Sorry,Yoshi.You either get a Weißwurst which is boiled and then served with dijon mustard or one of our many fried sausages,served with sauerkraut.But no kielbasa.

Sep 30, 2012#335

Yoshimickster

LordRendar said:
Sorry,Yoshi.You either get a Weißwurst which is boiled and then served with dijon mustard or one of our many fried sausages,served with sauerkraut.But no kielbasa.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, that explains it. My parents always give the wrong names for things.

Oct 1, 2012#336

Thread Necromancer

You know who I miss bantering with in the I'm drunk thread? Amy! and damn it, I haven't posted in here in forever, and now I want to banter with Amy for the joy of it.

Oct 11, 2012#337

papachronos

So, came up here on business, discovered that Alaska Amber and Glenfiddich make a fine enough combination to make me unlurk long enough to make this post.

Okay, Back to lurking.

-Nick

P.S. any typos you see are solely the fault of the Tapatalk and Swype combo, and not my current state of inebriation.

Oct 11, 2012#338

WillG

I am awarding you of this. That consumption in Africa is guilt free, is that crawling into bed at 03h30 is all good and fine because getting home from the pub is all good when you said you would be home at 8pm.

Which is exackery what I did because I did not declare which time zone I was referencing.

Sorted

Oct 11, 2012#339

Yoshimickster

I have no true drinking buddies. Everyone I know (besides family) gets shit-faced after only 3 beers. AND USUALLY ITS LIGHT BEER! Is it so hard to find a drinking buddy?

Oct 12, 2012#340

papachronos

Yoshimickster said:
I have no true drinking buddies. Everyone I know (besides family) gets shit-faced after only 3 beers. AND USUALLY ITS LIGHT BEER! Is it so hard to find a drinking buddy?

If, as Ben Franklin (apparently never) said, "beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy," then the corollary must also be true that "men inevitably twist and corrupt the good things that God gives to them." Hence, light beer.

Oct 12, 2012#341

Cajungal

This Bushmill's will make me forget that I'm mediocre. It will also give me the courage to actually fucking write something tonight.

Oct 12, 2012#342

papachronos

CG, take it from a long-time lurker (since image comics boards), you are anything but mediocre. Rock on.

Oct 12, 2012#343

Yoshimickster

Does it make sense to sip a shot? Like not down it? My mom does that but I see it as weird. Or is downing a shot a media enforced deally ?

Oct 12, 2012#344

papachronos

I think of a "shot" as something that should be downed all at once. Some liquors don't meet that definition, even for the same quantity as a shot: good whiskies, for instance, are meant to be sipped.

Or downed all at once. Whatever works for you.

Sent from my SPH-D710 using Tapatalk 2

Oct 12, 2012#345

Yoshimickster

See I thought so. The shots I'm talkin' bout are in those tiny plastic shot cups, and I just find it weird how my mom "sips" from something so damn tiny.

Oct 13, 2012#346

Cajungal

papachronos said:
CG, take it from a long-time lurker (since image comics boards), you are anything but mediocre. Rock on.

Aw, bless you, sir. *hugs* That's very sweet.

I just get moody when I drink. I giggle and dance around for half an hour, and then I get sad and hug people and ask them to sing with me... Or some scenario like that.

Oct 14, 2012#347

Yoshimickster

My little bro swiped some hard apple cider from his house! Just as much kick as a normal beer, but delicious! BEER!

Oct 14, 2012#348

Frank

Normal beer is delicious.

Oct 14, 2012#349

Yoshimickster

Frank said:
Normal beer is delicious.

Sorry, I was drunk. I just really like apples.

Oct 15, 2012#350

Emrys

My painkillers make me lie on the couch and babble and giggle a lot. They also take away my pain. This is a win-win situation.

Oct 15, 2012#351

Yoshimickster

I had chicken...and like 8 beers. THIS DAY IS AWESOME! And it ain't even a holiday or NUTHIN!

Oct 16, 2012#352

Azurephoenix

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

Oct 17, 2012#353

Tress

Azurephoenix said:
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

Nov 4, 2012#354

doomdragon6

Is this still going?

'cause I'm drunk as shit

Nov 4, 2012#355

checkeredhat

I can't find my favourite German beer anymore, but suddenly the same brewery seems to have like 4 other beers available here and they are delcions.

I am watchign Spaced.

Nov 5, 2012#356

LordRendar

I like you checkeredhat for drinking and enjoying german beer.

Nov 5, 2012#357

Yoshimickster

If I end up going to Japan, bye-bye weed and hello Sake!

Nov 5, 2012#358

Timmus

Yoshimickster said:
If I end up going to Japan, bye-bye weed and hello Sake!

Also beer that you can drink in public and buy from a vending machine.

Nov 5, 2012#359

Yoshimickster

Timmus said:
A
Also beer that you can drink in public and buy from a vending machine.

I know, isn't it beautiful?

Nov 5, 2012#360

LordRendar

You cant drink beer in public in the USA?

Nov 5, 2012#361

Yoshimickster

LordRendar said:
You cant drink beer in public in the USA?

Its a little confusing at times. If your own your own property yes, but if your like in a city or something I think it may be illegal. I am not sure in all honesty.

Nov 5, 2012#362

LordRendar

You would have riots in the streets in germany.Beer is our religion and everyone is going to church. We do prohibit carrying beer/alcohol in glass bottles on our party strip though.For safety reasons.

Nov 9, 2012#363

sixpackshaker

It depends on the town. But generally in the Southern United States you can only drink in your house or in a bar. A brother of a friend was beat by a couple of cops for drinking beer in his apartment's parking lot.

Nov 9, 2012#364

Bones

its true up here to, its called "open bottle" law, oddly being drunk in public is not a crime as long as you are not creating a disturbance.

Nov 10, 2012#365

Chad Sexington

Half a bottle of whine and some Jameson... This is happening.

DRINKING ALONE! TEAMMATES: ASSEMBLE!

I'm here!

...

Oh, right. That's how this works. I'll get another.

Drink, I mean.

Nov 18, 2012#366

CynicismKills

Sapporo, a bottle of sake, and one big bottle of barley wine (only the barley wine remains unopened). Add Guild Wars 2 and some sweet as hell music (The Megas and The Protomen) and you've got a pretty fucking amazing evening.

Nov 26, 2012#367

Chad Sexington

Ah you're drunk you're drunk you silly old fool and still you cannot seeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nov 28, 2012#368

BErt

I'm alcohol

Dec 6, 2012#369

Yoshimickster

Drunk as a skunk while dancing with a monk while being a punk while bringing the funk while getting Crunk! BEER!

Dec 6, 2012#370

PatrThom

Pork 'n' Beans 'n' cheese!

Aw, who am I kidding, I'm sober. But I'm up waaaay too late. Does that count?

--Patrick

Dec 25, 2012#371

Thread Necromancer

Da. I'm here. I had to have some drinks to get rid of my post-Christmas Eve hangover. No one should be sober on Christmas.

Dec 25, 2012#372

Cajungal

Mmmm, dad breaks out the good wine on Christmas. Tidings of comfort and joy!

Dec 26, 2012#373

Dirona

So we made wassail this year for the first time... like, a gallon+ of it. For 3 people. Plus wine with dinner and ice cider-wine with dessert. And nog. I like wassail. And it;s fun to say. Wassail.

I better not get called into work.

Dec 29, 2012#374

Yoshimickster

I"M BAD JUJU! I USE VOODOO IF I CHOOSE TOO! HARNESS-THE POWERS OF EVIL TO ABUSE YOU!

When I'm wasted I make Mighty Boosh references. Oh Noel Fielding, you so silly!

Dec 31, 2012#375

Wahad

I think this is the the first time I've ever been properly drunk. 9 whiskeys. Christ.

Jan 1, 2013#376

Frank

I drank a silly amount of alcohol tonight. Told some super embarrassing stories to friends. We had a bonding moment reflecting on what pieces of shit we all are.

Happy New Years folks.

Remember what a piece of shit you are. It's sometimes pretty liberating.

Jan 1, 2013#377

Chad Sexington

New Years Brunch Mimosas and champagne! Today's gonna be a goooooooooood day. Oh unless I get a midday hangover.

Jan 4, 2013#378

Chad Sexington

Hey so I'm a good cook but tonight's menu is wine and macaroni and cheese followed by scotch scotch scotch scooooootch

Jan 5, 2013#379

Emrys

I've got a migraine and had to take some pretty heavy-duty pain killers to the point where I'm all loopy and I love everyone and want to give everyone here big snuggly-hugglies.

So, happy Saturday, Halforums! I love you all! Yes, even you!

Jan 5, 2013#380

Chad Sexington

It's cool, Emrys I have had enough wine to love everoyone which is totally the same as an unbelievably crippling headachce

Jan 5, 2013#381

Emrys

<HUGS!>

Jan 5, 2013#382

Officer_Charon

I like where this is going...

:unibrow:

Jan 5, 2013#383

ThatNickGuy

Jan 5, 2013#384

HCGLNS

Emrys said:
I've got a migraine and had to take some pretty heavy-duty pain killers to the point where I'm all loopy and I love everyone and want to give everyone here big snuggly-hugglies.

So, happy Saturday, Halforums! I love you all! Yes, even you!

Jan 5, 2013#385

Emrys

I lurrrrrrrve you, HCGLNS.

Jan 10, 2013#386

Chad Sexington

Scotch! I have to work tomorrow and, frankly, fuck... all of the things. Except you guys.

I fucking love you guys. Don't fuck you guys.

Well, I mean, in, well, you know, because, like... I mean, you can fuck, it's just, like, well, scotch.

Jan 11, 2013#387

Calleja

Smoked a pipe today for the first time in like 4 months. Feels good man.

Jan 13, 2013#388

FnordBear

Salvia

5 minutes...or days ago...not sure

Orbit achieved.

I think I spoke to an angel

Maybe it was the cat

I am not alone

Jan 21, 2013#389

Chad Sexington

It's the pity party! We're all goin' get druuuuuuunk whooooooooooooooooooo

Jan 23, 2013#390

LordRendar

Blueberry Kush.
So nice.

Jan 25, 2013#391

phil

You guy.

I mean.

you guys

Jan 26, 2013#392

LordRendar

LordRendar said:
Blueberry Kush.
So nice.

Just spend the last 15 minutes staring at a patch of snow that looks like a drunk cow,wearing a sombrero.

Jan 26, 2013#393

Gusto

Scotch and the X-men first class movie.

Jan 26, 2013#394

phil

Last night I saw a guy who I thought looked like Gusto. It was weird.

Jan 26, 2013#395

Gusto

phil said:
Last night I saw a guy who I thought looked like Gusto. It was weird.

I've been hit on by a guy who looked like Cheesy1 .

Jan 26, 2013#396

Cheesy1

You must have been one sexy beast then! :unibrow:

Jan 26, 2013#397

Gusto

Cheesy1 said:
You must have been one sexy beast then!

What can I say.

Jan 26, 2013#398

Cajungal

Oh, Jameson.

Jan 26, 2013#399

Shakey

Wine in a box! A BOX! It's all in my belly.

Jan 26, 2013#400

Chad Sexington

Scotch and jargaritas!

Jan 27, 2013#401

Chad Sexington

I was just asked to give a good drinking game but I don't play drinking games nooooooooooowhatthef

Jan 27, 2013#402

Calleja

Peep Show, banana bread, chocolate milk and a couple of bowls of ganja. Good times.

Jan 27, 2013#403

Chad Sexington

Calleja said:
Peep Show, banana bread, chocolate milk and a couple of bowls of ganja. Good times.

i am jealous of peep show and banana bread but you can keep the rest

Jan 27, 2013#404

phil

Chad Sexington said:
I was just asked to give a good drinking game but I don't play drinking games nooooooooooowhatthef

Circle of death!

Jan 27, 2013#405

Gusto

omg banana bread

chad play Beerio Kart

Jan 27, 2013#406

LordRendar

Calleja said:
Peep Show, banana bread, chocolate milk and a couple of bowls of ganja. Good times.

We should totaly chill together,Calleja.You live anywhere near Mexico City?

Jan 27, 2013#407

Calleja

LordRendar said:
We should totaly chill together,Calleja.You live anywhere near Mexico City?

Yeah, about to actually move TO Mexico City. Why, you're telling me you're in Mexico too?

Jan 27, 2013#408

LordRendar

No I am not.But a good friend of mine is and I probably will visit her sometime this year.

Jan 27, 2013#409

Calleja

LordRendar said:
No I am not.But a good friend of mine is and I probably will visit her sometime this year.

Nice, let me know!

Jan 30, 2013#410

phil

ugh. put my dog down today. Imma miss that guy. We're going to donate his stuff to the vet tomorrow. I've been up since 6 after going to bed at 3. I don't even know, man.

Roommate's gone, which is nice. Introduced my friend to DS:9 which was fun. Listening to Mike Macklemore (but his actually good stuff) which is nice. Overall having a good time right now reveling in some good ol' fashioned melancholy. I might watch ikiru.

Feb 2, 2013#411

BErt

Of course I'm drunk Melissa, that's why I came to the mall.

Feb 3, 2013#412

phil

Forever

Forever ever?

forever ever ?

Feb 6, 2013#413

Yoshimickster

YOU CAN"T STOP the beat no matter how much your do ! I TASTE LEMON! Lemon is tasty.

Feb 15, 2013#414

checkeredhat

HEY GUYS. THE LOCAL LCBO IS SELLING THAT GERMAN BEER I LIKE AGAIN.

Feb 16, 2013#415

LordRendar

Which german beer? So I may turn my nose up at it.

Feb 16, 2013#416

checkeredhat

LordRendar said:
Which german beer? So I may turn my nose up at it.

https://www.halforums.com/threads/the-beer-thread.28491/#post-994266

For some reason the two LCBOs that are actually nearby here stopped stocking it after Christmas, but its back.

Feb 16, 2013#417

LordRendar

Hokay,Weihenstephaner is actually pretty good.Grumble...

Feb 16, 2013#418

Yoshimickster

YOU know what feels good? Crushing a beer can with your hands. I just feel satisfied, and in control when I do it.

Feb 17, 2013#419

CynicismKills

Woah, hello alcohol tolerance, I guess you and I aren't as far apart as we used to be. Spent the last 30 mins dropping you back in the toilet.

Feb 17, 2013#420

blotsfan

Drunk drunk drunk drunk

Feb 24, 2013#421

LordRendar

Did you just mix my 18 year old single malt whiskey with coke? fuck you. Go drink the cheap ass vodka that I have somewhere in my pantry.No more Talisker for you.

Feb 24, 2013#422

Officer_Charon

That's a paddlin'...

Feb 24, 2013#423

LordRendar

I really dont mind if you mix your alcohol with coke,but if you are drinking just to get drunk,dont use my expensive stuff.
I bought it because I enjoy the taste.If you mix it,the taste is gone and you just wasted good whiskey.

Feb 24, 2013#424

Chad Sexington

Talisker? I'ma hit up Germany and you and me gonna be friends, LordRendar

Mar 7, 2013#425

Yoshimickster

Bitburger and weed baby- EYAYAH! And yes I was watching Spongebob while high, it is a stereotype but a true one.

Mar 7, 2013#426

HCGLNS

LordRendar said:
Did you just mix my 18 year old single malt whiskey with coke? fuck you. Go drink the cheap ass vodka that I have somewhere in my pantry.No more Talisker for you.

I am seriously thinking about shunning you for allowing that to happen.

Chad Sexington said:
Talisker? I'ma hit up Germany and you and me gonna be friends, LordRendar

If you ever end up out east and tell me how much you love the Leafs, I will let you order off my Scotch Menu.

Mar 7, 2013#427

Timmus

HCGLNS said:
I am seriously thinking about shunning you for allowing that to happen.

If you ever end up out east and tell me how much you love the Leafs, I will let you order off my Scotch Menu.

If you answer, "not very much," do you still get to order of the Scotch Menu?

Mar 7, 2013#428

Terrik

Downing 3 glasses of Bacardi 151 after 5 beers was not...was not a good idea. Even my vomit wanted to vomit. On the other hand, the Bacardi was free. The bartender wanted to see if I could do it.

On the other hand, I really, really feel sorry for Jun.

Mar 8, 2013#429

Timmus

Terrik said:
Downing 3 glasses of Bacardi 151 after 5 beers was not...was not a good idea. Even my vomit wanted to vomit. On the other hand, the Bacardi was free. The bartender wanted to see if I could do it.

On the other hand, I really, really feel sorry for Jun.

Hey man, this is the I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count thread not, the im hungover and have remorse thread.

Mar 8, 2013#430

Terrik

Remorse? THERE IS NO REMORSE.

Mar 9, 2013#431

LordRendar

Got so close to confessing my feelings to my bestfriend.But being drunk/high off my ass and doing something like that isnt the best way so I shut my trap.

Mar 14, 2013#432

Gusto

Lately for me it's been "I'm drunk, let's go home and collapse in a bed for 6 hours and then take another nap later that day."

I keep forgetting this is a thread.

Mar 17, 2013#433

Cheesy1

I bought two of these at BevMo's five-cent wine sale a few weeks ago. Very yummy!

Mar 23, 2013#434

WasabiPoptart

Not drunk or wasted, but this is surprisingly delicious!

Mar 24, 2013#435

Yoshimickster

I have no idea why, but whenever I drink Guinness I get a hankering for a grilled cheese. Ergo, I am making a grilled cheese.

Mar 24, 2013#436

Terrik

WasabiPoptart said:
Not drunk or wasted, but this is surprisingly delicious!
View attachment 10538

Do they come with a lovely bunch of coconuts? Standing there, all in a row, like in the picture?

Mar 28, 2013#437

Chad Sexington

...

Mar 31, 2013#438

Timmus

Good friend turned twenty nine today so I turned twenty drunk. Night forums.

Apr 3, 2013#439

Terrik

I'm drunk, but not as much as I want to be. June's mother is coming to visit tomorrow and I don't want to be too hungover when I meet her.

Still...another bottle wont hurt.

Apr 4, 2013#440

phil

Went to kareoke or however its spelled. Girl rocked some gnarls Barkley. We got yelled at though cause she dropped the mic like this some Chris rock shit. Besides that it was awesome. I'd invest in getting this girl into a studio.

Apr 11, 2013#441

ZenMonkey

I just fucking turned fucking 40. Merry Christmas!

LordRendar said:
Did you just mix my 18 year old single malt whiskey with coke? fuck you. Go drink the cheap ass vodka that I have somewhere in my pantry.No more Talisker for you.

Is that a quote from Cabin Pressure?

Apr 11, 2013#442

bhamv3

ZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Apr 11, 2013#443

LordRendar

ZenMonkey said:
Is that a quote from Cabin Pressure?

Nope,a quote from yours truly.

Apr 11, 2013#444

Chad Sexington

ZenMonkey said:
I just fucking turned fucking 40. Merry Christmas!

Is that a quote from Cabin Pressure?

Can't wait to hear about your fliiiiiiiiiight. Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaay![DOUBLEPOST=1365697013][/DOUBLEPOST]

LordRendar said:
Nope,a quote from yours truly.

Which, by the way, I am still going to come to Germany for that Talisker.

Apr 11, 2013#445

LordRendar

You do that.Talisker isnt the only good thing I have here ^^

Apr 26, 2013#446

ZenMonkey

Shit, I don't even remember posting that.

Apr 26, 2013#447

Zappit

ZenMonkey said:
Shit, I don't even remember posting that.

Then you came to the perfect thread.

Apr 26, 2013#448

ZenMonkey

Zappit said:
Then you came to the perfect thread.

Evidently. And here's the hang-gliding pics for Chad.

Apr 26, 2013#449

Chad Sexington

ZenMonkey said:
Evidently. And here's the hang-gliding pics for Chad.

Awwwesome

May 1, 2013#450

LordRendar

After smoking quite a bit of Blueberry Kush, all I hear are puns. Had an indepth diskussion about Bertolt Brecht a german writer during WW2. And we kept on doing puns using his name.It was hilarius.

May 6, 2013#451

LordRendar

jesus, I only pöst wjen i am drunk of my ass or high as a kite (this üpost toolk like 5 mins to write.)[DOUBLEPOST=1367889470][/DOUBLEPOST]Skyy Vodka

is fuckibng delicious.

May 6, 2013#452

Chad Sexington

LordRendar said:
jesus, I only pöst wjen i am drunk of my ass or high as a kite (this üpost toolk like 5 mins to write.)

You should poster sober occasionally, we got some good folk 'round these parts.

What're you drinking?

May 6, 2013#453

LordRendar

and i#ll fight you if you disagree

May 6, 2013#454

Chad Sexington

I guess you answered that.

May 6, 2013#455

LordRendar

so I did. you are a good guy chad. I like you.

May 6, 2013#456

Chad Sexington

D'aww, I like you fine too, LR. I definitely need to make a return to Germany, and practice my terrible Deutsch and share alcohol with you.

May 6, 2013#457

LordRendar

by the way,i got friend zoned so hard,my grandkids will get whiplash.hence the vodka

May 6, 2013#458

Chad Sexington

In fact, I'm having some Auchentoshan right the fuck now

May 6, 2013#459

LordRendar

you should visit hamburg now.its the 100+ birthday of our harbor,which means nonstop beer,food and musik all week long.an the weather is super.

May 6, 2013#460

Chad Sexington

LordRendar said:
by the way,i got friend zoned so hard,my grandkids will get whiplash.hence the vodka

Oof. Not a good time, friendo. Embrace the comfort of the vodka.[DOUBLEPOST=1367889763][/DOUBLEPOST]

LordRendar said:
you should visit hamburg now.its the 100+ birthday of our harbor,which means nonstop beer,food and musik all week long.an the weather is super.

I can't leave this week! I wish. But, this summer, I would like to make a trip. I loved Germany the first time round. Everyone was so nice. The girls did not take to me, though, but I was also not exactly at my prime there.

May 6, 2013#461

LordRendar

my bartender was all like "wjat? you got friendzoned? all your drinks will have twice as much vodka toonight."
thanks marius.

May 6, 2013#462

Chad Sexington

Your bartender is fuckin' rad.

May 6, 2013#463

LordRendar

pshaw.german girls looove the foreigners. speak some terrible germinglish,apologize for it and start touching them on the soulder and so and bam,you got a bed for the night.[DOUBLEPOST=1367889946][/DOUBLEPOST]

Chad Sexington said:
Your bartender is fuckin' rad.

hes the best.it helps that I also work in the service industry (i am a sushi chef) and we both know how hard it is,.
we kinda connect.

May 6, 2013#464

Chad Sexington

LordRendar said:
pshaw.german girls looove the foreigners. speak some terrible germinglish,apologize for it and start touching them on the soulder and so and bam,you got a bed for the night..

Where were you when I was in Berlin & Munich in 2010?! ACH DU LIEBER! (No idea if that's situationally appropriate.)

May 6, 2013#465

LordRendar

for all its beauties,hamburg has only 2 cocktail bars that I like to go to.because they use top shelf liquer(?) for their drink at a reasonable price,instead of that shitty stuff that givers you a major hangover next morning.

at the minimum please use bombay blue saphire for my gin tonice.everything esle is just a waste of my braincells.[DOUBLEPOST=1367890171][/DOUBLEPOST]BERLIN GIRLS?! even more easy. I picked one up while messily eating a sub at SUBWAYS during fashion week.
ok,it wasnt that hard,a totaly coked up polish gernmab model,but hey,free hotel room.[DOUBLEPOST=1367890268][/DOUBLEPOST]thing is,germany gets totaly a bad rap for being prude and shit.which is totaly false.this generatiuon is very liberated and just wants to enjoy itself. if the first girls say no,the second or third will say yes. ypi just need to cook breakfast in the morning.it is the polite thing to do.

May 6, 2013#466

Chad Sexington

Look, I suck at meeting women. Successful one night stands are a challenge for me. Also I hadn't slept in like a week, and my nights in Germany were largely full of fatigue.

May 6, 2013#467

LordRendar

this sounds incredibly sexist to some maybe.it probably is.but thats the jist.we kinda got fed up on the whole german discipline thing and live evcery day to the fullest and enjoy everything and everyone 100%.
we get sex ed at grade 1 for crying oujt loud.my first school day was how children are made.[DOUBLEPOST=1367890597][/DOUBLEPOST]

Chad Sexington said:
Look, I suck at meeting women. Successful one night stands are a challenge for me. Also I hadn't slept in like a week, and my nights in Germany were largely full of fatigue.

I know that feeling.I am living on energy drinks at the moment.so much work,on the side I am a member for an anti-nazi youth movement and we regularly do charity parties where we collect money for fees,propaganda and stuff and I have to keep my social life alive. sleep is a luxury.

May 6, 2013#468

Chad Sexington

Here's to you, LordRendar

[DOUBLEPOST=1367891010][/DOUBLEPOST]I'm quite pleased with how well that worked out.

May 6, 2013#469

LordRendar

Is THAT you? Bro,you just need to stand there.No need for moves or that shit. They will come.[DOUBLEPOST=1367891084][/DOUBLEPOST]Urg,i just used bro. I am sorry.

May 6, 2013#470

Chad Sexington

hahahaha That is me... you are too kind. Also, drunk, so can I trust that statement?

May 6, 2013#471

LordRendar

yes.yes you can.[DOUBLEPOST=1367891351][/DOUBLEPOST]I am drunk,not blind.

May 6, 2013#472

Chad Sexington

And I find a little greener shade of envyyyyy

wherever you goooooooo
is breaking me slowlyyyyyy

... I may have had wine before this scotch

May 6, 2013#473

LordRendar

should introuduce you to my friend Dominique.you are just her type.

May 6, 2013#474

Chad Sexington

LordRendar said:
should introuduce you to my friend Dominique.you are just her type.

Sorry, this week you said?!

bwahaha[DOUBLEPOST=1367891636][/DOUBLEPOST]

LordRendar said:
Red or white?
I have found a new love for dry white wine from afrika

Red, a crappy malbec. But, it was open, and I wasn't eating anything especially great. I have nice white vigognier in my fridge... I'll crack it open for company I think.

May 6, 2013#475

LordRendar

Chad Sexington said:
And I find a little greener shade of envyyyyy

wherever you goooooooo
is breaking me slowlyyyyyy

... I may have had wine before this scotch

Red or white?
I have found a new love for dry white wine from afrika

May 6, 2013#476

Dave

I am never introducing Chad to my wife. Holy shit, he's a freaking male model.

May 6, 2013#477

LordRendar

Seriously.He has that whole troubled poet/artist look going for him.[DOUBLEPOST=1367891822][/DOUBLEPOST]he probably could say "I am gonna paint you like one of my french models" and they would believe him.

May 6, 2013#478

Chad Sexington

Dave said:
I am never introducing Chad to my wife. Holy shit, he's a freaking male model.

LordRendar said:
Seriously.He has that whole troubled poet look going for him.[DOUBLEPOST=1367891822][/DOUBLEPOST]he probably could say "I am gonna paint you like one of my french models" and they would believe him.

Why is ... why...

Why is this the first I am hearing of this

May 6, 2013#479

LordRendar

your friends are keeping it from you so you wont hog all the hotties.

May 6, 2013#480

Chad Sexington

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

May 6, 2013#481

LordRendar

Chad Sexington said:
Red, a crappy malbec. But, it was open, and I wasn't eating anything especially great. I have nice white vigognier in my fridge... I'll crack it open for company I think.

I have really good connections when it comes to wine.the dad of my best friend is a wine dealer who travels in search of good wine.Had a 1000€ red wine from some remote monastery in greece that tasted like feet last week. I was like "the 4€ wine from the discounter tastes way better",but he sometimes brings realy good wine,usually from afrika.

May 6, 2013#482

Chad Sexington

LordRendar said:
I have really good connections when it comes to wine.the dad of my best friend is a wine dealer who travels in search of good wine.Had a 1000€ red wine from some remote monastery in greece that tasted like feet last week,but he sometimes brings realy good wine,usually from afrika.

I am... superbly jealous at the moment

May 6, 2013#483

LordRendar

A real stroke of luck.got invited to dinner,the dad finds out I like wine and that I have a very sensitive tounge ( I usualy can tell which country my coffee is from) and regularly get invited to wine tastings he holds.Wines we deem good get sold at his store,the rest he gives away.

May 6, 2013#484

Tinwhistler

Nasty and delicious all at the same time

May 6, 2013#485

Chad Sexington

LordRendar said:
A real stroke of luck.got invited to dinner,the dad finds out I like wine and that I have a very sensitive tounge ( I usualy can tell which country my coffee is from) and regularly get invited to wine tastings he holds.Wines we deem good get sold at his store,the rest he gives away.

So the trick is say the good wines are bad, and swoop them up in the giveaway!

Tinwhistler said:
Nasty and delicious all at the same time

wtf is that?

May 6, 2013#486

LordRendar

is that an alien brain shot?[DOUBLEPOST=1367892552][/DOUBLEPOST]

Chad Sexington said:
So the trick is say the good wines are bad, and swoop them up in the giveaway!

Psssst....be quiet.

May 6, 2013#487

Chad Sexington

you know what I haven't had in a long long long long long long...

etc

time?

Coffee with bailey's, or as they say in Germany, coffee avec du Bailey's

May 6, 2013#488

Cheesy1

Chad Sexington said:
wtf is that?

May 6, 2013#489

LordRendar

Chad Sexington said:
you know what I haven't had in a long long long long long long...

etc

time?

Coffee with bailey's, or as they say in Germany, coffee avec du Bailey's

i know it as "tote tante" or dead aunt in english.

May 6, 2013#490

Chad Sexington

I'm going to say that with a German accent all night

May 6, 2013#491

Tinwhistler

LordRendar said:
is that an alien brain shot?

The man wins a prize

May 6, 2013#492

LordRendar

what can I say? I know my alcohol.

May 6, 2013#493

Officer_Charon

I hate you all for being intoxicated right now.

Not MUCH hate... just a little.

I just got done talking with my lieutenant about Scotch. Bastard's got a 12 year Glenlivet waiting on him at the house. Meanwhile, I've got nothing, and I have to work until 0600 tonight.

Tilt a glass for me, will ya lads?

May 6, 2013#494

Chad Sexington

Officer_Charon said:
I hate you all for being intoxicated right now.

Not MUCH hate... just a little.

I just got done talking with my lieutenant about Scotch. Bastard's got a 12 year Glenlivet waiting on him at the house. Meanwhile, I've got nothing, and I have to work until 0600 tonight.

Tilt a glass for me, will ya lads?

DONE

FOR DUTY

AND HONOUR

WITH THE UNNECESSARY U BECAUSE WE ARE NOT LIKE YOU AMERICAN PHILISTINES

LOVE YA, O_C

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

May 6, 2013#495

LordRendar

Officer_Charon said:
I hate you all for being intoxicated right now.

Not MUCH hate... just a little.

I just got done talking with my lieutenant about Scotch. Bastard's got a 12 year Glenlivet waiting on him at the house. Meanwhile, I've got nothing, and I have to work until 0600 tonight.

Tilt a glass for me, will ya lads?

Done.

And just for you one of my favorite conversations I had drunk with an police officer:

Me,totaly wasted,pushing my bike home.
a cop car pulls over,the sidewindow goes down and the guy says: "Sir,are you driving your bike drunk?"
me: as you can see good sir, I am pushing this bike,while being drunk of my ass. ( why cant i find my quotations?I just used them)
he: carry on then.[DOUBLEPOST=1367893594][/DOUBLEPOST]Anyway,it is freaking 4.30 am!!! I need to sleep.at least 4 hours. a good night to you all.

May 6, 2013#496

Chad Sexington

G'night, mo-fo-bro

May 6, 2013#497

PatrThom

Dave said:
I am never introducing Chad to my wife. Holy shit, he's a freaking male model.

Get him a red and gold outfit, and he could go as "Young Tony Stark" for Hallowe'en.

--Patrick

May 6, 2013#498

Chad Sexington

PatrThom said:
Get him a red and gold outfit, and he could go as "Young Tony Stark" for Hallowe'en.

--Patrick

An extremely drunk girl came up to me the other night and called me "IRON MAN!" repeatedly.

May 8, 2013#499

LordRendar

Had "Alsterwasser" all night long,which is a mix of beer and sprite and in the hot weather we are having,quite refreshing.

May 8, 2013#500

Chad Sexington

Listen

Guys

I just offended a friend of mine by accident.

I am already tipsy and I just feel like

Fuck

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