The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

LordRendar

LordRendar

Yoshimickster said:
Had some bottled Bitburger yesterday. Premium German lager. Was a good day.
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As a german I shake my head,since Bitburger isnt the best we got to offer.But even our mediocre beer is better then most. :D (start flamewar)



Just out of curiosity,do you guys smoke your weed green or do you mix it with tabacco?
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

LordRendar said:
As a german I shake my head,since Bitburger isnt the best we got to offer.But even our mediocre beer is better then most. :D (start flamewar)



Just out of curiosity,do you guys smoke your weed green or do you mix it with tabacco?
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Green. I prefer to smoke tobacco seperately. Soooooooooo Bitburger is mediocre to Germany standards? Then what's an okay beer to you guys? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!
 
LordRendar

LordRendar

It depens on the region.Up north we like Pilsen while down south,they prefer Weißbier (Wheat Beer). Around Cologne they drink almost exclusivly Pale Beers like Kölsch.
I myself,love drinking Hefeweizen, an unfiltered wheat beer and Astra, a very tasty Pilsen made in my hometown.

Bitburger is ok,to be honest.It's prominent in the southwest corner of Germany.The reason for it to be mediocre ist that it tries to hard to please everyone and thus dosnt really create a uniqe experience when drinking.Tastes much better straight from the barrel then bottled.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Was a little tipsy the other night and was having difficulty twisting off the beer caps. Cleaning up the next day revealed that none of the beers were in fact twist off caps.
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

I would like to share with you all the very first scene of my magnum opus:

THE MONSTER FLEAS

OPEN ON establishing shots of Seattle. The Space Needle, Boeing factory... No, nevermind, no one knows cool stuff like Boeing is in Seattle. Forget Boeing. The Space Needle. Cut to INT. APARTMENT: DR HANK ALLMAN wakes up next to UNNAMED AND RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE WHO IS WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. He smiles at her to establish how he is JUST LIKE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONE.

DR HANK: Good morning, honey.

RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: (smiling) Well good morning. (kisses him)

DR HANK: Oh, god, morning breath. Don't do that. I'm going to go to the lab.

RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: Isn't it your day off?

DR HANK: Yes, but I must go. For I am dedicated to SCIENCE. SCIENCE is a thing I do. IN THE LAB.

RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: But what if something goes wrong while you're in the lab all alone?

DR HANK: It's good you ask all these expository questions in lieu of having a personality. Anyway, what could go wrong? Science benefits mankind and poses no risks. I will show you how I, DR HANK ALLMAN, will personally further the progress of the human race.

RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: Okay, but can we fade out with a sex scene so the audience will feel bad when I am killed by the effects of your scientific hubris later?

DR HANK: YES!
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I finished the key frames for my assigned scenes, and had to wait for approval to start inbetweening them. But it was late, since my cintiq's driver crapped out on me yesterday and I had to reinstall it like 6 times before it finally started working again. So I wasn't going to get approval until the morning. So I stayed up until 3am drinking beer and playing Tiger Woods golf with my brother in law. It was a good night. Woke up a little hungover though.
 
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SeraRelm

Alcohol, I must implore you to stop revealing information about me. Thank you.
 
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