I would like to share with you all the very first scene of my magnum opus:
THE MONSTER FLEAS
OPEN ON establishing shots of Seattle. The Space Needle, Boeing factory... No, nevermind, no one knows cool stuff like Boeing is in Seattle. Forget Boeing. The Space Needle. Cut to INT. APARTMENT: DR HANK ALLMAN wakes up next to UNNAMED AND RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE WHO IS WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. He smiles at her to establish how he is JUST LIKE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONE.
DR HANK: Good morning, honey.
RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: (smiling) Well good morning. (kisses him)
DR HANK: Oh, god, morning breath. Don't do that. I'm going to go to the lab.
RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: Isn't it your day off?
DR HANK: Yes, but I must go. For I am dedicated to SCIENCE. SCIENCE is a thing I do. IN THE LAB.
RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: But what if something goes wrong while you're in the lab all alone?
DR HANK: It's good you ask all these expository questions in lieu of having a personality. Anyway, what could go wrong? Science benefits mankind and poses no risks. I will show you how I, DR HANK ALLMAN, will personally further the progress of the human race.
RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE WIFE: Okay, but can we fade out with a sex scene so the audience will feel bad when I am killed by the effects of your scientific hubris later?
DR HANK: YES!