The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

[phil]

My dog just tooted nevermind all good here

 

[GasBandit]

Wedding reception. I am still the world's cheapest date.

 

[Krisken]

Drinking Manhattens and watching Mythic Quest. Found a really good budget vermouth that mixes very well and have been drinking way too many of those.

 

[GasBandit]

Wedding reception. I am still the world's cheapest date.

Slightly less fun end to the night, but at least I got the GF inside and into the bathroom before she started barfing.

It was an open bar at the reception. I had 1 drink. I think she had 7 or 8.

 

[PatrThom]

at least I got the GF inside and into the bathroom before she started barfing.

Skills polished no doubt by years of being a cat owner.

--Patrick