The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

[phil]

My dog just tooted nevermind all good here

 

[GasBandit]

Wedding reception. I am still the world's cheapest date.

 

[Krisken]

Drinking Manhattens and watching Mythic Quest. Found a really good budget vermouth that mixes very well and have been drinking way too many of those.

 

[GasBandit]

Wedding reception. I am still the world's cheapest date.

Slightly less fun end to the night, but at least I got the GF inside and into the bathroom before she started barfing.

It was an open bar at the reception. I had 1 drink. I think she had 7 or 8.

 

[PatrThom]

at least I got the GF inside and into the bathroom before she started barfing.

Skills polished no doubt by years of being a cat owner.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

Eh tile is easy to clean anyways.

 

[GasBandit]

Eh tile is easy to clean anyways.

Car interiors not so much.

 

[PatrThom]

And if it gets into the defrost vents, you might as well just scrap the car.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

Car interiors not so much.

You haven't tiled your car? The ghost of the former house owner would be disappointed.

 

[GasBandit]

You haven't tiled your car? The ghost of the former house owner would be disappointed.

Quick, somebody tell Elon the Cybertruck needs an all-tile interior. It'll be SO hilarious.

 

[Celt Z]

Quick, somebody tell Elon the Cybertruck needs an all-tile interior. It'll be SO hilarious.

Because that car doesn't look pixelated enough as it is.

 

[PatrThom]

Quick, somebody tell Elon the Cybertruck needs an all-tile interior. It'll be SO hilarious.

Yes, make the interior look like a Roman bathhouse.

--Patrick

 

[Frank]

So, how you all doin?

It's not great in this neck of the woods right now for sure.

I am extraordinarily baked.