The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

I bought one of those. I used the whole God damn bottle in like a weekend. At least this tin will last me a good two weeks.
 
These are hitting me like a truck though, holy shit. It's only been half an hour and I'm already buzzing through to my toes. Only half of one next time.
 
Im getting a little drunk, today on my birthday. It's a special year. I turn 37. An odd number, but it was the year I knew, back in 2014, that I'd be finished and licensed as a dentist. Well it's here, and tomorrow I get to go into the hospital and operate in the OR on special needs patients under general anesthesia, so I guess all that hard work did indeed bear fruit. Of course, that is why I emphasize a "little drunk". Gonna need a good night's rest for tomorrow.
 

GasBandit

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I think the bartender was trying to kill me. When I mix Tito's and sprite at home, I generally go 50 50 and people in discord look at me like I'm putting a gun to my head... I shit you not this guy was giving me 80% Tito's drinks. I watched him pour.
 
I think the bartender was trying to kill me. When I mix Tito's and sprite at home, I generally go 50 50 and people in discord look at me like I'm putting a gun to my head... I shit you not this guy was giving me 80% Tito's drinks. I watched him pour.
Clearly he was trying to get into your pants.
 
Mental note: when finishing off a bottle of rum along with finishing a bottle of Coke, do NOT let the ratio favor the rum side.

Feeling pretty tipsy after just one glass. Whoopsie.
 
I just got married a few weeks ago but my wife is already talking divorce. But don’t worry, I mentioned Breakfast At Tiffany’s and mentioned that we both kinda liked it so it’s all good
 
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