The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

[Frank]

I bought one of those. I used the whole God damn bottle in like a weekend. At least this tin will last me a good two weeks.

 

[Frank]

These are hitting me like a truck though, holy shit. It's only been half an hour and I'm already buzzing through to my toes. Only half of one next time.

 

[Far]

Yeah I'd be on the moon with those, even quartered. I quarter 10mg gummies nowadays.

 

[Terrik]

Im getting a little drunk, today on my birthday. It's a special year. I turn 37. An odd number, but it was the year I knew, back in 2014, that I'd be finished and licensed as a dentist. Well it's here, and tomorrow I get to go into the hospital and operate in the OR on special needs patients under general anesthesia, so I guess all that hard work did indeed bear fruit. Of course, that is why I emphasize a "little drunk". Gonna need a good night's rest for tomorrow.

 

[Tinwhistler]

It's Friday, and i have a house. I think that's cause for celebration

 

[blotsfan]

Bachelor party tonight. My buddy passed out and hit his head going down so that was a buzzkill. Still kinda drunk tho.

 

[blotsfan]

2nd night in a row lessgo

 

[PatrThom]

Watch your head.

--Patrick

 

[Chad Sexington]

yeh

 

[GasBandit]

After hours work function, and due to reasons, tab is 50% off! Titooooos and spite!

 

[GasBandit]

The last time I was this drunk I'm pretty sure Terrik and Dei were there And I don't remember it

 

[Adam]

The last time I was this drunk I'm pretty sure Terrik and Dei were there And I don't remember it

Yub nub

 

[GasBandit]

I think the bartender was trying to kill me. When I mix Tito's and sprite at home, I generally go 50 50 and people in discord look at me like I'm putting a gun to my head... I shit you not this guy was giving me 80% Tito's drinks. I watched him pour.

 

[Celt Z]

I think the bartender was trying to kill me. When I mix Tito's and sprite at home, I generally go 50 50 and people in discord look at me like I'm putting a gun to my head... I shit you not this guy was giving me 80% Tito's drinks. I watched him pour.

Now ask the bartender to play Jackbox with you.

 

[BErt]

Now ask the bartender to play Jackbox with you.

or just ask him how well he can draw a dick. Don't elaborate.

 

[Bubble181]

I think the bartender was trying to kill me. When I mix Tito's and sprite at home, I generally go 50 50 and people in discord look at me like I'm putting a gun to my head... I shit you not this guy was giving me 80% Tito's drinks. I watched him pour.

Clearly he was trying to get into your pants.

 

[PatrThom]

Now ask the bartender to play Jackbox with you.

(slurring) "Y'ever heard *hic* offa place called 'New Verse City?'"

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I barely remember the bartender's face but apparently I agreed to hire his dad to cut down some trees in my yard.

 

[Frank]

Always hustlin'

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Mental note: when finishing off a bottle of rum along with finishing a bottle of Coke, do NOT let the ratio favor the rum side.

Feeling pretty tipsy after just one glass. Whoopsie.

 

[BErt]

At a wedding outside of Dallas. @GasBandit what will you give me for this if I grab it on the way out tonight?

 

[GasBandit]

At a wedding outside of Dallas. @GasBandit what will you give me for this if I grab it on the way out tonight?

Props

 

[blotsfan]

I just got married a few weeks ago but my wife is already talking divorce. But don’t worry, I mentioned Breakfast At Tiffany’s and mentioned that we both kinda liked it so it’s all good

 

[PatrThom]

In B4 all Bubbles’ bubbles run out.

—Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

The bubbles did not run out

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Had several rum & cokes this evening. Getting pretty drunk. I find I've been drinking more lately. Not every single day, but more than I used to.

Fuck it, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters anymore.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I'm on a mission

 

[Calleja]

I'm not officer, high.

 

[PatrThom]

I'm on a mission

You've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and you're wearing sunglasses.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

best cocktail ever

 

[PatrThom]

best cocktail ever
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—Patrick

 

[BErt]

I have developed a taste for tequila in my older age. I think it's my body just deciding it needs a quicker way to die.