That would be a silly thing to call you and I will have no part in it.
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makare
It's ok to wallow in it a bit. that is some heavy shit to happen all at once. Don't worry about it. Party safe Gustop.
Im not sure if that makes him feel better. O.O
Im not sure if that makes him feel better. O.O
So here I am. Its 3 am. Its sunday now I guess. I went to friends birthday party at this karaoke bar and we got her smashed. Awesome. I decided to drink a LOT of Hoegaarden, mainly because I LLOVE the glasses. I psuedo wingmanned for a friend for this unbelievably gorgeous girl in blue. I walked up to her and told her he was a texas oil billionaire with the world's largest dick (not exactly an exageration, man is a stallion). She laughed pretty hard at this goofy tall dude holding a comically large beer glass. I realized I probably should have been looking out for number one here and probably could have struck it rich with her but alas, I told him I would get her warmed up for him and did my duty as a buddy. THEY left together at the end of the night so I feel a job well done. As for me, I did alright for myself. This cute friend of my birthday friend hit it off with me pretty good when she decided to talk to me after I performed both the male and female part of Barbie Girl by myself. She came back to my place, we drunk boned and she left telling me she really needed that, left me her number and cabbed it away. I don't even have to share my bed tonight.
Tonight was fuyckiung awesome.
I am qualified to sing this song.
Tonight was fuyckiung awesome.
I am qualified to sing this song.
Eh, it happens
(although not to me any more, it doesn't)
(although not to me any more, it doesn't)
Being a dork or having sex?
The two are not mutually exclusive, no matter what pop culture would have us believe.
The "getting drunk in a bar and having random drunksex with a hottie who you picked up that night."
Not regretting my life... but sometimes that seems fun, too.
Monday is actually kind of my favorite day.
Bars are not super packed, so you can still talk with your friends.
also, 2 dollar you call its. EVERYWHERE. I spent 22 dollars including tip and got a nice buzz on. I mean, yeah I have to be at work semi early but even if I am hung over/sleepy it's a tuesday. It's not going to be supper busy.
I'm actually kind of happy with my life right now. this is not a super common feeling.
Bars are not super packed, so you can still talk with your friends.
also, 2 dollar you call its. EVERYWHERE. I spent 22 dollars including tip and got a nice buzz on. I mean, yeah I have to be at work semi early but even if I am hung over/sleepy it's a tuesday. It's not going to be supper busy.
I'm actually kind of happy with my life right now. this is not a super common feeling.
Tailgated for the local college playoff game. Had several beers before the game, and had one in the parking lot waiting for the crowd to thin out. Oh and our team won. One of the best college games that I've seen in ages.
but i really did not get drunk.
but i really did not get drunk.
wheee. between the drinks at dinner and the lack of food otday and this suggary ice creamy thing, I am now perfectly qualified to write a paper on justice issues and digital copyright. and i'm not totally dreading it (for the first time since october when I started doing the research. yay!
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Namesake
Apparently I get much better at halo after some Captain. wee
I used to be far better at Starcraft after a couple of beers. I think it's the unpredicatbility factor.
It's stupid how we kind of envy one another. He's a lawyer and I'm
A barista.
This is stupid.
But it's like he has the success genes and I have the personality one. Je'll always be my aweso
E older brother. Fucjing shit man. I'm not a sad drunk but today I am.
I miss my grandpa. He was a little bit racist in that way that all old people were but is a better man than anyone on this fucking board and I don't even know you.
Like OC is probably the most important person here. He actually matters. My grandpa is just better though. Fact. God I miss him. Fuckin' hell man.
A barista.
This is stupid.
But it's like he has the success genes and I have the personality one. Je'll always be my aweso
E older brother. Fucjing shit man. I'm not a sad drunk but today I am.
I miss my grandpa. He was a little bit racist in that way that all old people were but is a better man than anyone on this fucking board and I don't even know you.
Like OC is probably the most important person here. He actually matters. My grandpa is just better though. Fact. God I miss him. Fuckin' hell man.
by the old gods I was drunk.
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It's been a long time since I have been in this thread, but it was made for me (in a manner of speaking)
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It's been a long time since I have been in this thread, but it was made for me (in a manner of speaking)
It's Monday/Friday night and it's just me, myself, and I went for a bottle of rum.....
Tell us about that time you were mistaken for a woman
It was a cold day in Wisconsin, not unlike all days in Wisconsin. The sky was relatively clear with a spattering of clouds. The sun shone brightly on the hilly landscape of the Kettle Moraine...
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makare
Cold day eh? that shrinkage will get you lady.
Like a frightened turtle.
Was invited to an putting of drink.
Friend introduces me to his friend/shift lead at his work.
Shift lead is getting married tomorrow (now today at time of writing)
Realize this is his bachelor party
Invite my own shift lead out.
4 Starbucks employees getting drunk and playing darts at an impromptu bachelor party in McKinney.
I dripped my darts into ranch dressing for good luck.
It didnt work.
Spent 30 dollars on drinks and at least 5 on the juke box. Rich girl-->sweet child o mine --> when doves cry. That's how I roll, teddy brosevelt.
Friend introduces me to his friend/shift lead at his work.
Shift lead is getting married tomorrow (now today at time of writing)
Realize this is his bachelor party
Invite my own shift lead out.
4 Starbucks employees getting drunk and playing darts at an impromptu bachelor party in McKinney.
I dripped my darts into ranch dressing for good luck.
It didnt work.
Spent 30 dollars on drinks and at least 5 on the juke box. Rich girl-->sweet child o mine --> when doves cry. That's how I roll, teddy brosevelt.
whiskey time
Get off work.
Go drinking.
Old manager there
Current coworkers there.
Get drunk.
Sing ganster's paradise in karioke
Hit in cougars.
The leave as result.
Hit on other girl.
Tell her it's time to go, as in, back to her place.
She's down.
Tell her I want to say goodbye to friend.
Try to tell old manager thank you for giving me a chance when I. Needed it.
Takes a long time.
DTF girl is gone.
Go to whataburger.
Forever alone.jpeg
Have to break into bedroom window because roommate locked me out for 3rd time this week.
Discomforted by how easy this is.
On Halforums.
Your turn.
Go drinking.
Old manager there
Current coworkers there.
Get drunk.
Sing ganster's paradise in karioke
Hit in cougars.
The leave as result.
Hit on other girl.
Tell her it's time to go, as in, back to her place.
She's down.
Tell her I want to say goodbye to friend.
Try to tell old manager thank you for giving me a chance when I. Needed it.
Takes a long time.
DTF girl is gone.
Go to whataburger.
Forever alone.jpeg
Have to break into bedroom window because roommate locked me out for 3rd time this week.
Discomforted by how easy this is.
On Halforums.
Your turn.