Well I'm back. Had some good Vietnamese alcohol, then hit my old boss' bar afterwards. Had some Guinness imported from Ireland, then a Cumshot (No, not that), then a Whiskey Sour, then some extremely pricey wine with a Chinese billionaire--he's one of 17 billionaires in China. What a night it was. Also, one of the waitresses somehow kept finding her arms around my neck for some reason, because the billionaire kept feeding her wine. Once it hit midnight and I had to go, she "saved" me by downing the last of my mine and covered for me as I excused myself. I have to get up at 6AM tomorrow. Bah.
I wish I could go to a cool club. But I usually either have no money,or the nights that I do have money my friends are all working. Ah well, that's why beer is sold at stores! ALSO-anyone ever have Dogfish Head's Rasion deataire? It is SCRUMPTIOUS! The day after I had some bitburger and it tasted like water. THAT IS HOW FLAVORFUL IT WAS!
Drinking plenty of water now, prepping for this evening.
I hate that I can't throw Darts in this town. Boo Fucking Hoo insurance. It was always my routine, go out on St Patrick's Day, drink Guinness, and throw darts.
Reminds me of one time, I found the bar with Guinness and Darts. The Dart Boards were all occupied. These two guys were playing Cricket, one guy was working on 20 and the other guy was going for his bull's-eyes. The guy that was losing quit. So the winner called out looking for someone to cover the quitter's round, because "I'm having the game of my life!" I agree to step in so he could finish. On my first turn I threw triple 20, triple 19, and triple 18. The "winner" looked at me and said, "Oh you Mother Fucker..."
I ended up beating him.
I hate that I can't throw Darts in this town. Boo Fucking Hoo insurance. It was always my routine, go out on St Patrick's Day, drink Guinness, and throw darts.
Reminds me of one time, I found the bar with Guinness and Darts. The Dart Boards were all occupied. These two guys were playing Cricket, one guy was working on 20 and the other guy was going for his bull's-eyes. The guy that was losing quit. So the winner called out looking for someone to cover the quitter's round, because "I'm having the game of my life!" I agree to step in so he could finish. On my first turn I threw triple 20, triple 19, and triple 18. The "winner" looked at me and said, "Oh you Mother Fucker..."
I ended up beating him.
I have a test tomorrow, in my français class (that's French for all you anglophones), and so I'm drinking Macallan neat. Why? Why indeed.
I really fucking hate music videos. I can't even... I hate them so much.
So much.
But the one for Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim is awesome.
So. You know.
So much.
But the one for Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim is awesome.
So. You know.
I'm buzzed, reading the pre-suck years of PvP. Feetling pretty good right now.
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I really need to drink more hard liquor, get a taste for it. Tired of mixing it with kool-aid like a sissy.
In Ottawa for the week.
Met up with "little" (younger, but much taller) brother tonight for drinks.
Went to the Highlander for Scottish beer, then to Zaphod Beeblebrox's for some pan galactic Gargle Blasters.
Bit disappointed there's no lemon in it. It was peach schnapps, Jack Daniels, Orange Juice and blue curacao. They also have a drink called the Slartibartfast and one called Deep Thought. Next time I'm in Ottawa I'll have to come back and try those out. If I were doing a bit better financially I'd have bought one of their T-Shirts.
Oh well, I can cross Zaphod's off my list.
Met up with "little" (younger, but much taller) brother tonight for drinks.
Went to the Highlander for Scottish beer, then to Zaphod Beeblebrox's for some pan galactic Gargle Blasters.
Bit disappointed there's no lemon in it. It was peach schnapps, Jack Daniels, Orange Juice and blue curacao. They also have a drink called the Slartibartfast and one called Deep Thought. Next time I'm in Ottawa I'll have to come back and try those out. If I were doing a bit better financially I'd have bought one of their T-Shirts.
Oh well, I can cross Zaphod's off my list.
Slartibartfast I bet you can't order more than three of those in a night.
1. I'll have a Slartibartfast...
2. Give me a Shllarybartifasht...
3. I wanna Sluttybuttfart...
1. I'll have a Slartibartfast...
2. Give me a Shllarybartifasht...
3. I wanna Sluttybuttfart...
....there is a bar called Zaphod Beeblebros. COR! I am so going there sooner or later.
I wish there were people who would go to a bar with me. As it is, I'm getting drunk home alone... Watching Better Off Ted.
SCOTCH
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Sports make me sad. All of them.
(obligatory SCOTCH)
EDIT: Sports make me less sad than they did 10 minutes ago.
EDIT 2: Sports make me sad again.
(GODIWISHIHADSOME SCOTCH)
(obligatory SCOTCH)
EDIT: Sports make me less sad than they did 10 minutes ago.
EDIT 2: Sports make me sad again.
(GODIWISHIHADSOME SCOTCH)
Well for the first time ever, I can post in this thread. My friend took me out to a bar tonight and got me liquored up. I noticed that when I was feeling the effects, I got very concentrated on what I was doing. I have never been drunk before, so this is a new feeling for me. I guess I may not be much fun on the forum since I am very intently trying to not misspell anything.
Anyway, the room is spinning a bit, and so I gotta go hold it down.
Anyway, the room is spinning a bit, and so I gotta go hold it down.
Had some bottled Bitburger yesterday. Premium German lager. Was a good day.
You are gonna throw uuuuuuuuuuuup
Just dropped my girlfriend off at the strippers (female) , and am now getting drunk playing video games. Winning?
Wait you dropped your girlfriend off at a strip joint, presumably because she wanted titties in her face, and the. You were all like
" welp! The universe ain't gonna save itself from reapers!" and went home?
Or did you drive her to work, then turned around and said
"welp, guess I'll kill some time before she gets off work and then does something similar to her work for me at home"
Because only one of those really has you coming out on top, honestly.
" welp! The universe ain't gonna save itself from reapers!" and went home?
Or did you drive her to work, then turned around and said
"welp, guess I'll kill some time before she gets off work and then does something similar to her work for me at home"
Because only one of those really has you coming out on top, honestly.
The first one. Had work early in the morning so didn't feel like going out. Next time the strippers come to town I shall be going though, and now she has to drive. WIN!
Phil, don't forget to turn your swag off.
Nothing better than a traveling band of
Also, to add to the thread, I do love me a big ol' rum and coke