The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

[LordRendar]

Did you just mix my 18 year old single malt whiskey with coke? fuck you. Go drink the cheap ass vodka that I have somewhere in my pantry.No more Talisker for you.

 

[Officer_Charon]

That's a paddlin'...

 

[LordRendar]

I really dont mind if you mix your alcohol with coke,but if you are drinking just to get drunk,dont use my expensive stuff.
I bought it because I enjoy the taste.If you mix it,the taste is gone and you just wasted good whiskey.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Talisker? I'ma hit up Germany and you and me gonna be friends, LordRendar

 

[Yoshimickster]

Bitburger and weed baby- EYAYAH! And yes I was watching Spongebob while high, it is a stereotype but a true one.

 

[HCGLNS]

Did you just mix my 18 year old single malt whiskey with coke? fuck you. Go drink the cheap ass vodka that I have somewhere in my pantry.No more Talisker for you.

I am seriously thinking about shunning you for allowing that to happen.

Talisker? I'ma hit up Germany and you and me gonna be friends, LordRendar

If you ever end up out east and tell me how much you love the Leafs, I will let you order off my Scotch Menu.

 

[Timmus]

I am seriously thinking about shunning you for allowing that to happen.



If you ever end up out east and tell me how much you love the Leafs, I will let you order off my Scotch Menu.

If you answer, "not very much," do you still get to order of the Scotch Menu?

 

[Terrik]

Downing 3 glasses of Bacardi 151 after 5 beers was not...was not a good idea. Even my vomit wanted to vomit. On the other hand, the Bacardi was free. The bartender wanted to see if I could do it.

On the other hand, I really, really feel sorry for Jun.

 

[Timmus]

Downing 3 glasses of Bacardi 151 after 5 beers was not...was not a good idea. Even my vomit wanted to vomit. On the other hand, the Bacardi was free. The bartender wanted to see if I could do it.

On the other hand, I really, really feel sorry for Jun.

Hey man, this is the I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count thread not, the im hungover and have remorse thread.

 

[Terrik]

Remorse? THERE IS NO REMORSE.

 

[LordRendar]

Got so close to confessing my feelings to my bestfriend.But being drunk/high off my ass and doing something like that isnt the best way so I shut my trap.

 

[Gusto]

Lately for me it's been "I'm drunk, let's go home and collapse in a bed for 6 hours and then take another nap later that day."

I keep forgetting this is a thread.

 

[Cheesy1]

I bought two of these at BevMo's five-cent wine sale a few weeks ago. Very yummy!

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Not drunk or wasted, but this is surprisingly delicious!

 

[Yoshimickster]

I have no idea why, but whenever I drink Guinness I get a hankering for a grilled cheese. Ergo, I am making a grilled cheese.

 

[Terrik]

Not drunk or wasted, but this is surprisingly delicious!
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Do they come with a lovely bunch of coconuts? Standing there, all in a row, like in the picture?

 

[Chad Sexington]

...

 

[Timmus]

Good friend turned twenty nine today so I turned twenty drunk. Night forums.

 

[Terrik]

I'm drunk, but not as much as I want to be. June's mother is coming to visit tomorrow and I don't want to be too hungover when I meet her.

Still...another bottle wont hurt.

 

[phil]

Went to kareoke or however its spelled. Girl rocked some gnarls Barkley. We got yelled at though cause she dropped the mic like this some Chris rock shit. Besides that it was awesome. I'd invest in getting this girl into a studio.

 

[ZenMonkey]

I just fucking turned fucking 40. Merry Christmas!

Did you just mix my 18 year old single malt whiskey with coke? fuck you. Go drink the cheap ass vodka that I have somewhere in my pantry.No more Talisker for you.

Is that a quote from Cabin Pressure?

 

[bhamv3]

ZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

 

[LordRendar]

Is that a quote from Cabin Pressure?

Nope,a quote from yours truly.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I just fucking turned fucking 40. Merry Christmas!



Is that a quote from Cabin Pressure?

Can't wait to hear about your fliiiiiiiiiight. Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaay![DOUBLEPOST=1365697013][/DOUBLEPOST]

Nope,a quote from yours truly.

Which, by the way, I am still going to come to Germany for that Talisker.

 

[LordRendar]

You do that.Talisker isnt the only good thing I have here ^^

 

[ZenMonkey]

Shit, I don't even remember posting that.

 

[Zappit]

Shit, I don't even remember posting that.

Then you came to the perfect thread.

 

[ZenMonkey]

Then you came to the perfect thread.

Evidently. And here's the hang-gliding pics for Chad.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Evidently. And here's the hang-gliding pics for Chad.

Awwwesome

 

[LordRendar]

After smoking quite a bit of Blueberry Kush, all I hear are puns. Had an indepth diskussion about Bertolt Brecht a german writer during WW2. And we kept on doing puns using his name.It was hilarius.

 

[LordRendar]

jesus, I only pöst wjen i am drunk of my ass or high as a kite (this üpost toolk like 5 mins to write.)[DOUBLEPOST=1367889470][/DOUBLEPOST]Skyy Vodka

is fuckibng delicious.

 

[Chad Sexington]

jesus, I only pöst wjen i am drunk of my ass or high as a kite (this üpost toolk like 5 mins to write.)

You should poster sober occasionally, we got some good folk 'round these parts.

What're you drinking?

 

[LordRendar]

and i#ll fight you if you disagree

 

[Chad Sexington]

I guess you answered that.

 

[LordRendar]

so I did. you are a good guy chad. I like you.