what can I say? I know my alcohol.
I hate you all for being intoxicated right now.
Not MUCH hate... just a little.
I just got done talking with my lieutenant about Scotch. Bastard's got a 12 year Glenlivet waiting on him at the house. Meanwhile, I've got nothing, and I have to work until 0600 tonight.
Tilt a glass for me, will ya lads?
Not MUCH hate... just a little.
I just got done talking with my lieutenant about Scotch. Bastard's got a 12 year Glenlivet waiting on him at the house. Meanwhile, I've got nothing, and I have to work until 0600 tonight.
Tilt a glass for me, will ya lads?
DONE
FOR DUTY
AND HONOUR
WITH THE UNNECESSARY U BECAUSE WE ARE NOT LIKE YOU AMERICAN PHILISTINES
LOVE YA, O_C
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Done.
And just for you one of my favorite conversations I had drunk with an police officer:
Me,totaly wasted,pushing my bike home.
a cop car pulls over,the sidewindow goes down and the guy says: "Sir,are you driving your bike drunk?"
me: as you can see good sir, I am pushing this bike,while being drunk of my ass. ( why cant i find my quotations?I just used them)
he: carry on then.[DOUBLEPOST=1367893594][/DOUBLEPOST]Anyway,it is freaking 4.30 am!!! I need to sleep.at least 4 hours. a good night to you all.
G'night, mo-fo-bro
Get him a red and gold outfit, and he could go as "Young Tony Stark" for Hallowe'en.
--Patrick
An extremely drunk girl came up to me the other night and called me "IRON MAN!" repeatedly.
Had "Alsterwasser" all night long,which is a mix of beer and sprite and in the hot weather we are having,quite refreshing.
Listen
Guys
I just offended a friend of mine by accident.
I am already tipsy and I just feel like
Fuck
Guys
I just offended a friend of mine by accident.
I am already tipsy and I just feel like
Fuck
COME ON AILEEN! SHAMASHAMAMACHINE! IDON'TKNOWTHEWORDS-COS I'MDRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!
Also, the recent episode of Hannibal while drunk was FUCKING RAD! That show is a visual experience as well as awesome television.
Also, the recent episode of Hannibal while drunk was FUCKING RAD! That show is a visual experience as well as awesome television.
BananaHands
Staff member
Guys.
Guys.
I<3 U
Guys.
I<3 U
The other day I did a certain "substance". It was like I was walking in a 3-D movie!
Haha, but seriously man everything was popping out it was amazing! And the shadows, SWEET LORDI loved the shadows.
This thread.
Tonight.
Tonight.
BananaHands
Staff member
I got a fifth of whiskey that says this thread will be seeing me tonight as well.
It begins. Old Fashioned.
Jameson, Jameson, it'll get the job done, drinkin' all night long!
I'm trying to get a taste for drinking whisky neat, so I don't go drinking cranberry juice all night long. That is a gateway to drinking too much whiskey, and too much juice! Too much of one fucks up your liver, too much of the other gives you diabetes. HEALTH!
I'm trying to get a taste for drinking whisky neat, so I don't go drinking cranberry juice all night long. That is a gateway to drinking too much whiskey, and too much juice! Too much of one fucks up your liver, too much of the other gives you diabetes. HEALTH!
Jameson is a damn fine whiskey. I like Jack Daniels too, since I am from Tennessee
After three straight 12 hour days, I'm having a stiff 151 Rum and Coke or 4 while I catch up on my stories.
After three straight 12 hour days, I'm having a stiff 151 Rum and Coke or 4 while I catch up on my stories.
Mmm, Rum and Coke! For me Coke is also a major sometimes drink. Be glad you don't have my bones, I tell you what.
Also backtracking a little bit, but drugs own
Yes, yes they do. I also that it is bad to mix and is damaging to one's health but sweet FUCK does it give you good times.
EDIT: I would also like to mention the "mixing" I am talking about is just when I have a beer after ingesting an allergy med after I forgot I had an allergy med on EXTREMELY rare occasions. But still, FUN TIMES!
I smoked weed when I was on vicodin once. NO FUCKING REGRETS.
Oh sweet strawberry Jesus that sounds AWESOME! Haven't had vico since I had the wisdoms removed, DAMN did it feel awesome. Probably would've felt better if I didn't have that sore spot but whatevs baby!
Also- I AM SKUNK AS A DRUNK!
#yolo
How drunk can skunks get? I guess it depends on the amount of alochol they receive.
Also my problem with the whole YOLO thing isn't that its annoying, but rather the fact that they are using the acronym with inappropriate situations. Getting drunk or high is not a YOLO moment. Getting drunk while on a moto while being chased by scary Russian/German guys THAT is YOLO. NO offense to Russia/Germany, but when your guys are scary they are SCARY! Russia and Germany make GREAT super villains.
Also my problem with the whole YOLO thing isn't that its annoying, but rather the fact that they are using the acronym with inappropriate situations. Getting drunk or high is not a YOLO moment. Getting drunk while on a moto while being chased by scary Russian/German guys THAT is YOLO. NO offense to Russia/Germany, but when your guys are scary they are SCARY! Russia and Germany make GREAT super villains.
Does Pepsi have the higher caffeine content? I thought it was coke. Fleh, only the true masters can tell. Really though if you want a caffeine high: make some coffee. THEN- poor the coffee in the coffee majigger. THAN use that as the water for making a whole pot of coffee. It will AWAKEN you. I have done it only a few times, and the first time I was afraid I was going to die-BUT STILL it is something one has to try.
Dave
Staff member
Oh yeah? I evaporate the water from the Pepsi, cut up the remaining, add it to the grounds of highly concentrated espresso, evaporate the moisture from THAT, cut it up as fine as possible and freebase that shit. By the time the plunger hits the bottom of the needle you are seeing colors no human has ever seen before while household plants dance around you while mocking your very existence.
Or maybe I'm stretching the truth a little.
Or maybe I'm stretching the truth a little.
You should smoke some weed, man.
B
BErt
One time when I worked retail and had to open AND close on Black Friday I had Red Bull and DayQuil for breakfast. I had crying for lunch.
If only I had known about injecting Pepspresso vapor...
If only I had known about injecting Pepspresso vapor...
this thread, tonight, turns out to just be me, depressed.
but hey
that old fashioned i made was amazing
this scotch is pretty good.
why am i like this
but hey
that old fashioned i made was amazing
this scotch is pretty good.
why am i like this
BananaHands
Staff member
Chaaaaaaaad.[DOUBLEPOST=1368866649][/DOUBLEPOST]You're the drinking buddy halforums deserves, but not the one it needs right now.[DOUBLEPOST=1368866679][/DOUBLEPOST]That's why this thread was empty[DOUBLEPOST=1368866868][/DOUBLEPOST]
I mean, I love Charlie. But I LOOOOVED Vicodin Charlie.
I loved Vicodin Charlie.
I mean, I love Charlie. But I LOOOOVED Vicodin Charlie.