The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

Dave

At work I found out about a drink called an undertow which is like a specialized coffee shot. Basically add some flavor syrup of choice to an ounce or two of cold half and half, then pull espresso shots over those. If they go over the spoon before hitting the milk it'll sit on top. Shoot it on down and declare victory over the sun.
 
Like two weeks ago I met this OKC girl and she was alright; we had a good date, and then I started getting crazy lurid texts. Like, "I want to be your good little girl and please your cock" and, I am not... I don't want someone who refers to themselves as a little girl. Or someone who views my penis as like... a separate entity from me

So I was like "Maybe we have different priorities."

But also, it's been a while, and I basically turned down easy esx

This isn't why I'm depressed, although maybe I'm just repressing it.

I'm just saying; I might be an idiot? But I guess I've got standards? I don't know. It just came to mind. Online dating h as been a terrible decision.
 
Like two weeks ago I met this OKC girl and she was alright; we had a good date, and then I started getting crazy lurid texts. Like, "I want to be your good little girl and please your cock" and, I am not... I don't want someone who refers to themselves as a little girl. Or someone who views my penis as like... a separate entity from me

So I was like "Maybe we have different priorities."

But also, it's been a while, and I basically turned down easy esx

This isn't why I'm depressed, although maybe I'm just repressing it.

I'm just saying; I might be an idiot? But I guess I've got standards? I don't know. It just came to mind. Online dating h as been a terrible decision.
Look, it doesn't make you less of a man or a bad person because you refused someone you were incompatible with.
 
Look, it doesn't make you less of a man or a bad person because you refused someone you were incompatible with.
No, no, that's not what I mean. I just mean, maybe I'd be less whiny if I just got laid. I think this because my friends have told me I should think this, and even though they all regard me as having a great sense of self, I am deeply influenced by them for reasons not clear to me.

Also, also... I got a discount on CD set of symphonies. So my apartment is full of Beethoven and it is wonderful
 
No, no, that's not what I mean. I just mean, maybe I'd be less whiny if I just got laid. I think this because my friends have told me I should think this, and even though they all regard me as having a great sense of self, I am deeply influenced by them for reasons not clear to me.l
is really bad, unsatisfying sex better than no sex at all?
 

Cajungal

Staff member
People project their own thoughts and expectations onto anyone who will listen. I can sympathize with being influenced by people even when I don't want to be. But stick to what feels right to you, whatever that means for next time. Maybe in a similar situation in the future, you'd decide "what the hell" and go for it. Maybe not. Whatever you choose, you have to live with it, not them.

Anyway... I wouldn't have responded favorably to a cheesy-ass text like that either.
 
WOMEN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! and to an extend MEN!!!!! aaaaaaargh!
But tonight mostly women!!!!!! Why do I stay friends with her,I dont understand. and gin.
 
Oh my god. 3 days straight,drinking with friends and no sleep.I think i am gonna die.And if I try to sleep I cant fall asleep.I just aint tired.
 
Ha! It's 4AM and I can post in this thread legit. Not my most drunk night, mind you, but late (and drunk) enough to post. I started the evening talking to a 60 year old scot and his 25 year old girlfriend (nothing odd there, I assure you) and finished the evening talking about the virtues of socialism with a Nova Scotian who appreciated the fact I heard him out on his views rather than the backlash he expected. I think I can stand praise of Ward Churchill only so much, however. Also, for some reason I was reminded of Timmus. *wave* That was a fun night @ O'malleys.

They're closed now. :(


Also, Blue Sapphire kicks ass. Maybe there is better Gin out there, but you know what? Who gives a shit. It's better than Gordon's that used in a majority of cocktails and Blue Sapphire has ruined all of them for me.

Also!...the gold sake I brought back from Japan still kicks ass. Sure, compared to baijiu, it's almost like drinking water, but that's why its danergeous. You think you didn't drink all that much, but BAM, some girl is showing her ass tattoo to you.


And another thing,

I fucking suck
No you don't. I love your posts. I bet you'd be a cool guy to drink with :)
 
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