Bring out Gifs!

[ThatNickGuy]

Not gonna post all the gifs, so just go here. We've officially reached maximum internet.

http://gynostar.tumblr.com/post/92306040492/alex-misc-americanninjax-frozenfontana[DOUBLEPOST=1405859010,1405858909][/DOUBLEPOST]Here's a sneak peak:

 

[GasBandit]

Ohio: The Above-Ground Pool of States.™

 

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[Celt Z]

Please tell me there is some context for this gif.

 

[GasBandit]

As it was on cheezburger and not imgur, I'm afraid not.

 

[drifter]

Context: drunk driver tries to cut in line for gas, hilarity ensues.

 

[filmfanatic]

A wild Nicolas Cage appears!

 

[Dave]

Drunk guy in line at a fast food place. Mistook the brake for the gas or some shit. Went OH CRAP! so he tried to run. Unsuccessfully.

I remember reading the news bit about this when it first blew up 3 or 4 years ago.

edit: Ninja'd by Drifter while I was looking up the dates.

 

[Celt Z]

Context: drunk driver tries to cut in line for gas, hilarity ensues.

Ah, thank you. It's hard to tell because of the large (and not hi-def) group that appears, but is it too much to hope that someone yanked him out of his car and beat the crap out of him for driving drunk?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dave]

And when they pulled her body from the burning wreck, she looked just...like...THIS!!

 

[filmfanatic]

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!

 

[PatrThom]

That's a lot of effort to go through for a few laughs.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I really don't see how that would have fooled someone with two eyes.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Stick your gopro on your car wheel.

 

[Dave]

I fucking love GoPros. Just think of the things we can see now that we'd never been able to experience before.

Like this:

 

[fade]

Stick your gopro on your car wheel.

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the minnow would be lost![DOUBLEPOST=1406566615,1406566568][/DOUBLEPOST]We can finally experience what life was like for all those movie newspapers!

 

[DarkAudit]

I fucking love GoPros. Just think of the things we can see now that we'd never been able to experience before.

Like this:

Or this oldie, but goodie:

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I've actually been thinking of getting a GoPro or something similar for my bike helmet. Maybe record some of the routes I take around the city.

 

[PatrThom]

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the minnow would be lost![DOUBLEPOST=1406566615,1406566568][/DOUBLEPOST]We can finally experience what life was like for all those movie newspapers!

Also, <Batman Fanfare>

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[fade]

Bob gets all the ladies.

 

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[PatrThom]

That's a big subwoofer.

(I know it isn't, but I can imagine)

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

Hey, remember that Japanese girl breaking tiles with her face? Here she is doing it before throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at a Seibu Lions game.

Plus vidja

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Sit yo ass down, cobra. The hell you thinkin? You must be out yo damn mind.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

That's a big subwoofer.


--Patrick

But that's a cat, not a dog. It has to be a submewer.

 

[PatrThom]

But that's a cat, not a dog. It has to be a submewer.

I assume the dog is offscreen. And it has to be a big one! Look how it's throwing that kid around!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

What it's like panning for gold on Tumblr:

 

[PatrThom]

That's probably my favorite non-Night Court Spiner moment.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

A bright spot in an otherwise mediocre movie. But what can you expect from an odd numbered trek film.