Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

GasBandit

GasBandit

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An album I just found on imgur. A man without his wife.


So my sister, myself and my mother left to travel overseas. We left my dad by himself.


So he started a little freedom diary.





Mum gave him some real fucking shit for buying the suit. When she got back she made him return it.












 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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[DOUBLEPOST=1407131305,1407130839][/DOUBLEPOST]Quoted for stupid big size.

Not sure this is the sort of thing women would want to read on the packaging for a tampon.

[DOUBLEPOST=1407131462][/DOUBLEPOST]Ad placement fail

 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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ThatNickGuy said:
I know nothing about haircuts, so what's wrong with the one in that picture?
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It's not the haircut itself, it's the type of woman who gets it. She's got 50 shades of grey peeking out of her purse and pinot grigio on her breath, a Wilson Phillips ringtone, and is complaining that the gazpacho is cold while her two brats run rampant and unchecked after being picked up from soccer practice. She's 45, recently divorced and drives a beige Toyota Sienna (or perhaps an Avalon). And she wants you to hurry up with her "venti skinny cinnamon dolce WITH whip" said with an accusatory arch in her voice, because she's got to get home in time to watch Eat, Pray, Love again on cable.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
It's not the haircut itself, it's the type of woman who gets it. She's got 50 shades of grey peeking out of her purse and pinot grigio on her breath, a Wilson Phillips ringtone, and is complaining that the gazpacho is cold while her two brats run rampant and unchecked after being picked up from soccer practice. She's 45, recently divorced and drives a beige Toyota Sienna (or perhaps an Avalon). And she wants you to hurry up with her "venti skinny cinnamon dolce WITH whip" said with an accusatory arch in her voice, because she's got to get home in time to watch Eat, Pray, Love again on cable.
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That's quite a picture you paint.

--Patrick
 
Bowielee

Bowielee

GasBandit said:
It's not the haircut itself, it's the type of woman who gets it. She's got 50 shades of grey peeking out of her purse and pinot grigio on her breath, a Wilson Phillips ringtone, and is complaining that the gazpacho is cold while her two brats run rampant and unchecked after being picked up from soccer practice. She's 45, recently divorced and drives a beige Toyota Sienna (or perhaps an Avalon). And she wants you to hurry up with her "venti skinny cinnamon dolce WITH whip" said with an accusatory arch in her voice, because she's got to get home in time to watch Eat, Pray, Love again on cable.
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So, Nancy Grace.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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"Discreetly packaged" they said.

[DOUBLEPOST=1407186674,1407186505][/DOUBLEPOST]A flock of deadly lawn flamingos can pick a Tyrannosaurus clean in just under 90 seconds.

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