It's not rocket science people!

Terrik

Terrik

Nuking from orbit would also get rid of a brain tumor. And the brain. And the person the brain is residing in. And several kilometers of material around that person as well. It may ultimately result in other brain tumors in other people down the line, but that's not really your problem.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Paul Newman > all
Cougar > lion
Shark > barracuda
Cheeseburger > hamburger
Hamburglar > Ronald McDonald
Bert > Ernie
Doctor Doom > Darkseid
Paulina Porizkova > Cindy Crawford
Dallas > Dynasty
A-Team > Battlestar Gallactica
Favre > Aikman
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Did you just post during a new Doctor Who episode?

=sigh=

Now I have to kill you. Slowly. Brace yourself for 578 hours of non-stop Wheel of Fortune with your eyes glued open and a soft hum of Kriss-Kross playing in the background.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Ratchet and Clank > Jak and Daxter
Digimon cartoon > Pokemon cartoon
Philadelphia > Atlantic City
Thick crust pizza> Thin crust pizza
Bizarro > Cyborg Superman
Mechagodzilla > Spacegodzilla
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Dolly Parton > Taylor Swift
Corrs > Cranberries
Ramones > Sex Pistols
Gretzky > Orr
Old Fashioned > Manhattan
 
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A door to door salesman is invited into an elderly lady's home. She offers him tea, which he accepts. The waiting salesman notices a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and helps himself. They're good, and eventually, he eats the entire bowl. The lady brings in the tea, and the salesman apologizes for eating the peanuts. The elderly lady says, "Oh that's okay. Since I lost my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate off of them."
 
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