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It's not rocket science people!

Sep 4, 2014#1

HCGLNS

C'mon get with the program already!

Long hair > short hair
brunettes > blondes
ST > SW
Solo > Kirk
Batman > Wolverine
straight draw > Texas hold em

Simple really.

Sep 4, 2014#2

Squidleybits

Short blonde hair all the way!

Solo > any SW or ST person

SW > ST

Coke > Pepsi

Jolie > Anniston.

Sep 4, 2014#3

Eriol

Squidleybits said:
Solo > any SW or ST person

Mal >> Solo
Mal == Picard (Totally different circumstances I'd want each of their awesomeness)

Sep 4, 2014#4

HCGLNS

How dare you besmirch this thread! You who would watch Mean Girls over Heathers!

Sep 4, 2014#5

fade

Dark Claw!

Sep 4, 2014#6

HCGLNS

Groot > Chewbacca

Sep 4, 2014#7

PatrThom

">" > "=" > "<"

--Patrick

Sep 4, 2014#8

Squidleybits

Picard is awesome! Exceptionally so. Just not as awesome as Solo.

Sep 4, 2014#9

drawn_inward

medium steak > well-done
beans > no beans
soft corn tortilla > flour or crunchy corn
New Mexican > TexMex
sitting > standing
DC > Marvel (comics)
Marvel > DC (movie)

Sep 4, 2014#10

LordRendar

Long hair < short hair
brunettes > blondes
ST < SW
Solo > Kirk
Batman > Wolverine
straight draw < Texas hold em < Baccarat

Sep 4, 2014#11

HCGLNS

Please wait in the hole for your reeducation to begin.

Sep 4, 2014#12

rac3r_x

Black beans > Pinto beans
ST:TNG>ST:TOS>ST:Voyager>ST DS9>ST:Enterprise>SW

Sep 4, 2014#13

Dave

drawn_inward said:
beans < no beans

Beans suck. Squishy, terrible texture, terrible taste. Yuck.

And the hair thing depends on whether you are talking men or women. Men look better short hair and women look better than men whether their hair is long, short, red, blue, blonde, ...

Sep 4, 2014#14

drawn_inward

Dave said:
Beans suck. Squishy, terrible texture, terrible taste. Yuck.

And the hair thing depends on whether you are talking men or women. Men look better short hair and women look better than men whether their hair is long, short, red, blue, blonde, ...

No beans and cornbread either??? Oh, Dave.

Sep 4, 2014#15

phil

drawn_inward said:
No beans and cornbread either??? Oh, Dave.

Dave just doesn't like good things. It's ok. Some people are just monsters.

rac3r_x said:
ST:TNG>ST:TOS>ST:Voyager>ST DS9>ST:Enterprise>SW

DS9 > TNG > TOS > SW > Just about anything else > Voyager > Enterprise

Sep 4, 2014#16

GasBandit

Chicks!
Red hair > Black hair > Brown hair > Blonde > Colors not found in nature
Long hair > Short hair > random bits shaven off in places
Natural > Tattoos
Garters > Hose
for that matter Lingerie > Naked
Enthusiastic > Passive

Now, on to food
Beans > No beans.
Bacon>Beef>Chicken>Nonbacon Pork
Meat>veg
Biscuits>Cornbread
White Gravy>Brown Gravy
Fried>grilled>baked
Potatoes>Rice
Broccoli>Cauliflower
Cheese>No Cheese

Pop Culture!
STTNG>STTOS>STDS9>STE>STV
ST6>2>8>4>3>7>1>5
SW Original Trilogy>Prequels
SWMovies>STMovies
STTelevision>SWTelevision
SWBooks>STBooks

Technology!
PC>Apple
PC>Consoles
PC>DVR/TV/Cable
Desktops>Laptops>Phones and Tablets
Android>IOS>Windows Mobile>Blackberry
Verizon Coverage>AT&T coverage
AT&T Speed>Verizon Speed
Sprint Price>Verizon & AT&T Price

Ok I have to do actual work now
Forum>work

Sep 4, 2014#17

rac3r_x

Weird Al > Every artist he has parodied

Sep 4, 2014#18

rac3r_x

stienman said:
Another one rides the bus --> Queen parody of Another one bites the dust
Queen > Weird Al

Your comparison is invalid.

Oh yeah...well...you're a Muggle!

Sep 4, 2014#19

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
Chicks!
Red hair > Black hair > Brown hair > Blonde > Colors not found in nature

I'm good with this.

Sep 4, 2014#20

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
I'm good with this.

Sep 4, 2014#21

PatrThom

honeydew > canteloupe > watermelon
apples > oranges
tea > coffee
golden syrup > corn syrup
whole milk > 2% milk >> 1/2% milk >>>> skim milk
bacon > Canadian bacon
mustard > ketchup
parsley > cilantro
smashed potatoes > mashed potatoes
toffee > nougat

--Patrick

Sep 4, 2014#22

Frank

HCGLNS said:
C'mon get with the program already!

Long hair > short hair
brunettes > blondes
ST > SW
Solo > Kirk
Batman > Wolverine
straight draw > Texas hold em

Simple really.

Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Yes.
No.
Neither.
Yes.

2(4)/7 ain't great hobo.

Sep 4, 2014#23

GasBandit

You guys keep calling him hobo you're gonna have me confusing him with Hoboninja. Or Poe.

Sep 4, 2014#24

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
You guys keep calling him hobo you're gonna have me confusing him with Hoboninja. Or Poe.

I'm an awesome hobo, Hoboninja is a hobo samurai (the name is misleading) and @HCGLNS is just a hobo.

Sep 4, 2014#25

Fun Size

Boobs > Other things that are not boobs

Sep 4, 2014#26

fade

Fun Size said:
Boobs > Other things that are not boobs

Patriarch.

Sep 4, 2014#27

GasBandit

fade said:
Shitlord.

FTFY

Sep 4, 2014#28

HCGLNS

Frank for your insolence I am sending you Peter Kelly.

Ginger > Mary Ann
Airwolf > Knightrider
dogs > cats

Sep 4, 2014#29

PatrThom

HCGLNS said:
dogs > cats

Depends on how they're prepared.

--Patrick

Sep 4, 2014#30

HCGLNS

Catwoman > Superman
poutine > pizza
Gasbandit > Andy
Halloween > Christmas

Sep 4, 2014#31

Squidleybits

Agreed on Halloween!

Beer > wine

Tequila > gin

Fluffy cats > short hair cats

Sep 4, 2014#32

rac3r_x

That 70's Show > That 80's Show

Sep 4, 2014#33

HowDroll

in b4 Charlie

Sep 4, 2014#34

HCGLNS

Sheen > don't surf

Sep 4, 2014#35

rac3r_x

Frankenstein > Dracula > Wolfman

Sep 4, 2014#36

GasBandit

Zombies > Vampires

Sep 4, 2014#37

HCGLNS

Tribbles > Klingons

Sep 4, 2014#38

Squidleybits

Vampire Eric > Vampire Bill

Alcide > whatever the Twilight werewolf was called

Sep 4, 2014#39

rac3r_x

Arithmetic > Algebra > Geometry > Trigonometry > Calculus > Differential Equations > Linear Algebra

Sep 4, 2014#40

fade

rac3r_x said:
Arithmetic > Algebra > Geometry > Trigonometry > Calculus > Differential Equations > Linear Algebra

Sep 4, 2014#41

sixpackshaker

Vampires>Whatever the fuck they had in Twilight.

Sep 4, 2014#42

Mathias

GasBandit said:
Chicks!
Red hair > Black hair > Brown hair > Blonde > Colors not found in nature
Long hair > Short hair > random bits shaven off in places
Natural > Tattoos
Garters > Hose
for that matter Lingerie > Naked
Enthusiastic > Passive

Now, on to food
Beans > No beans.
Bacon>Beef>Chicken>Nonbacon Pork
Meat>veg
Biscuits>Cornbread
White Gravy>Brown Gravy
Fried>grilled>baked
Potatoes>Rice
Broccoli>Cauliflower
Cheese>No Cheese

Pop Culture!
STTNG>STTOS>STDS9>STE>STV
ST6>2>8>4>3>7>1>5
SW Original Trilogy>Prequels
SWMovies>STMovies
STTelevision>SWTelevision
SWBooks>STBooks

Technology!
PC>Apple
PC>Consoles
PC>DVR/TV/Cable
Desktops>Laptops>Phones and Tablets
Android>IOS>Windows Mobile>Blackberry
Verizon Coverage>AT&T coverage
AT&T Speed>Verizon Speed
Sprint Price>Verizon & AT&T Price

Ok I have to do actual work now
Forum>work

I 99.9% agree with Gas. What the fuck is happening to me?!!?[DOUBLEPOST=1409872238,1409872087][/DOUBLEPOST]

fade said:
View attachment 15880

Why do people hate on Calc (aren't differential equations part of calc)? Calculus is pretty much the bread and butter of science!

Sep 4, 2014#43

GasBandit

Mathias said:
I 99.9% agree with Gas. What the fuck is happening to me?!!?

I spiked your drink.

With TRUTH.

Sep 4, 2014#44

Emrys

HCGLNS said:
dogs > cats

Doomweasels > cats > dogs

Sep 4, 2014#45

Cajungal

Man what is the beef with short hair on ladies? I wish it looked good on me. I'd cut it off tomorrow.

Sep 4, 2014#46

fade

My favorite haircut on a woman is the bob with bangs, but not enough to discount any others. Natalie Portman in Closer.

Sep 4, 2014#47

GasBandit

Cajungal said:
Man what is the beef with short hair on ladies? I wish it looked good on me. I'd cut it off tomorrow.

We don't hate short hair. It's just that for any given fine lookin' woman, she'd be even finer with longer hair.

Sep 4, 2014#48

HCGLNS

The opinions generated by those living in Saskatchewan are invalid based upon the reasoning that they belong to a Roughrider fan.

Ticats > Roughriders
OHL > WHL
Leafs > Habs
Christina Hendricks > Christina Aquilera

Sep 4, 2014#49

GasBandit

HCGLNS said:
Christina Hendricks > Christina Aquilera

*Aguilera. And that's not even a comparison. That's like saying satin pillows are better than genital herpes.

Sep 4, 2014#50

HCGLNS

satin pillows > genital herpes

Sep 4, 2014#51

Squidleybits

Emrys said:
Doomweasels > cats > dogs

Where do super cute dwarf rabbits fit in this?[DOUBLEPOST=1409873920,1409873794][/DOUBLEPOST]This one hurts me.

Hotness: Usher > Prince

Music: Prince > Usher

How much I will embarrass myself while reacting to their awesomeness: equal

Sep 4, 2014#52

jwhouk

Any other hockey team in existence > Leafs

Sep 4, 2014#53

MindDetective

A good short cut on a woman gets me going like nothing else. Beats long hair almost every time.

Sep 4, 2014#54

Mathias

Cajungal said:
Man what is the beef with short hair on ladies? I wish it looked good on me. I'd cut it off tomorrow.

I personally like the new bob cut that's in style (angled elegance) http://www.latest-hairstyles.com/short/choppy.html[DOUBLEPOST=1409876597,1409876498][/DOUBLEPOST]Victory Motorcycles > Harley

Sep 4, 2014#55

GasBandit

Counter-argument - the first page of GIS for "long hairstyles."

Sep 4, 2014#56

Squidleybits

Cajungal said:
Man what is the beef with short hair on ladies? I wish it looked good on me. I'd cut it off tomorrow.

Pixie cuts are awesome! I miss mine.

Sep 4, 2014#57

Celt Z

Like others have said, I think it depends a lot on face shape, and honestly, the texture of your hair. Women with thin hair usually look better with shorter cuts: long hair tends to emphasize it's thinness and can look stringy.

Sep 4, 2014#58

HCGLNS

no bangs > bangs
dip > chew

Sep 4, 2014#59

MindDetective

GasBandit said:
Counter-argument - the first page of GIS for "long hairstyles."

View attachment 15882

Sep 4, 2014#60

HCGLNS

eh > meh

Sep 4, 2014#61

jwhouk

Mathias said:
I personally like the new bob cut that's in style (angled elegance) http://www.latest-hairstyles.com/short/choppy.html[DOUBLEPOST=1409876597,1409876498][/DOUBLEPOST]Victory Motorcycles > Harley

Dear @Mathias, you are no longer allowed in the state of Wisconsin.

Sep 4, 2014#62

Squidleybits

Celt Z said:
Like others have said, I think it depends a lot on face shape, and honestly, the texture of your hair. Women with thin hair usually look better with shorter cuts: long hair tends to emphasize it's thinness and can look stringy.

I also get mine dyed super blonde which damages it so it has a ton of body. If I dyed it like that when its long, it would all break or fall out.

Sep 4, 2014#63

Mathias

jwhouk said:
Dear @Mathias, you are no longer allowed in the state of Wisconsin.

No loss there.

Sep 4, 2014#64

Ravenpoe

Rocket Science > Brain Surgery

Sep 4, 2014#65

ThatNickGuy

Dilbert Pinkerton > Harry Dresden

Sep 4, 2014#66

Dei

When my hair gets really long it looks god awful, I usually keep it around shoulder length so it doesn't get strung out.

Sep 4, 2014#67

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I just want the 80's-esque teased hair look to make a comeback

Sep 4, 2014#68

Ravenpoe

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
I just want the 80's-esque teased hair look to make a comeback

I just wish my hair would come back

Sep 4, 2014#69

Dei

My daughter's wardrobe looks like something straight out of the 80s lately, so I figure the hair is only a matter of time now.

Sep 4, 2014#70

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Ravenpoe said:
I just wish my hair would come back

Sep 5, 2014#71

HCGLNS

Tigger > Pooh
Packers > Cowboys
cheddar > provolone

Sep 5, 2014#72

Thread Necromancer

HCGLNS said:
Tigger > Pooh
Packers > Cowboys
cheddar > provolone

Seahawks>Any other team>Cheerleaders>Raiders/Cowboys

Sep 5, 2014#73

HCGLNS

stienman said:
Pfft! Nice one!

...wait, you're serious?

Well, I suppose perfection is beyond even your ability.

Sep 5, 2014#74

drawn_inward

Hal Forums >>> Hal Jordan

Michael Jordan > Lebron James

College Football >>> NFL

Sep 5, 2014#75

GasBandit

drawn_inward said:
College Football >>> NFL

NCAA == Satan.

Sep 5, 2014#76

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
RIAA == Satan.

FTFY

--Patrick

Sep 5, 2014#77

fade

Guy in accounting == Stan

Sep 5, 2014#78

Terrik

stienman said:
Rocket science > brain surgery

Unless I get a brain tumor, then I'm totally changing sides on that one.

At that point you'll be lucky to even feel your sides.

...sorry.

Sep 5, 2014#79

drawn_inward

stienman said:
Physics/Math > Anatomy/Neurology

Unless I get a brain tumor, then I'm totally changing sides on that one.

I would agree with that.

Sep 5, 2014#80

Terrik

drawn_inward said:
I would agree with that.

I wouldn't, but then again I'm interested in becoming a neurologist.

Sep 5, 2014#81

drawn_inward

Terrik said:
I wouldn't, but then again I'm interested in becoming a neurologist.

I took Discrete Math and then needed to see a Neurologist. 'Nuff said.

Sep 6, 2014#82

Ravenpoe

stienman said:
Rocket science > brain surgery

Unless I get a brain tumor, then I'm totally changing sides on that one.

Not me! Brain tumor? Fix it with A LASER FROM SPAAACE!

Sep 6, 2014#83

Terrik

Nuking from orbit would also get rid of a brain tumor. And the brain. And the person the brain is residing in. And several kilometers of material around that person as well. It may ultimately result in other brain tumors in other people down the line, but that's not really your problem.

Sep 6, 2014#84

HCGLNS

Paul Newman > all
Cougar > lion
Shark > barracuda
Cheeseburger > hamburger
Hamburglar > Ronald McDonald
Bert > Ernie
Doctor Doom > Darkseid
Paulina Porizkova > Cindy Crawford
Dallas > Dynasty
A-Team > Battlestar Gallactica
Favre > Aikman

Sep 6, 2014#85

ThatNickGuy

HCGLNS said:
Doctor Doom > Darkseid

Sep 6, 2014#86

HCGLNS

Did you just post during a new Doctor Who episode?

=sigh=

Now I have to kill you. Slowly. Brace yourself for 578 hours of non-stop Wheel of Fortune with your eyes glued open and a soft hum of Kriss-Kross playing in the background.

Sep 6, 2014#87

Yoshimickster

Ratchet and Clank > Jak and Daxter
Digimon cartoon > Pokemon cartoon
Philadelphia > Atlantic City
Thick crust pizza> Thin crust pizza
Bizarro > Cyborg Superman
Mechagodzilla > Spacegodzilla

Sep 6, 2014#88

HCGLNS

Dolly Parton > Taylor Swift
Corrs > Cranberries
Ramones > Sex Pistols
Gretzky > Orr
Old Fashioned > Manhattan

Sep 7, 2014#89

DarkAudit

WVU>Pitt
Schlitz (60s recipe)>Bud
Vocelli's>Papa John's
Medium>Well done
Community>BBT
Lafayette>American

Sep 7, 2014#90

Terrik

DarkAudit said:
WVU>Pitt

Nah

Well maybe.

I was born in Pittsburgh, so, ya know.

Sep 7, 2014#91

HCGLNS

12% > 11%

Sep 7, 2014#92

Terrik

HCGLNS said:
-12% > 11%

Ha! One little change and everything is topsy-turvy!

Sep 8, 2014#93

HCGLNS

Black Widow > Wonder Woman
Simpson > Alba
van Gogh > Monet
pickles > cucumber

Sep 8, 2014#94

ThatNickGuy

HCGLNS said:
Black Widow > Wonder Woman

Nnnnnnnope!

Sep 8, 2014#95

Terrik

Rye chips > Everything else in Chex Mix.

Sep 8, 2014#96

HCGLNS

Mmmmm the elusive Chex Mix....

Sep 8, 2014#97

Ravenpoe

Friend: "I wish I could get a version of Chex Mix that was only the chex pieces."
Me: "....."

Sep 8, 2014#98

GasBandit

Trail mix - the M&Ms obstacle course.

Sep 8, 2014#99

PatrThom

Terrik said:
Rye chips > Everything else in Chex Mix.

Available wherever fine snacks are sold.

--Patrick

Sep 8, 2014#100

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Trail mix - the M&Ms obstacle course.

Any bag of chex mix I get eventually turns into a bag of unwanted pretzels.

Sep 8, 2014#101

fade

A door to door salesman is invited into an elderly lady's home. She offers him tea, which he accepts. The waiting salesman notices a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and helps himself. They're good, and eventually, he eats the entire bowl. The lady brings in the tea, and the salesman apologizes for eating the peanuts. The elderly lady says, "Oh that's okay. Since I lost my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate off of them."

Sep 8, 2014#102

drawn_inward

Ravenpoe said:
Any bag of chex mix I get eventually turns into a bag of unwanted pretzels.

You and my wife can pass the leftover pretzels to me. Do you leave the pizza crust too?

Sep 8, 2014#103

Squidleybits

Chez mix is wonderful yet elusive up here.

Canon > Nikon. Oh yeah!

Sep 8, 2014#104

sixpackshaker

Must disagree with Canon.

Sep 8, 2014#105

rac3r_x

Boardgame Night > Keggers > Weddings > Birthdays > Funerals

Sep 8, 2014#106

sixpackshaker

I'm Catholic, Weddings=Keggers.

Sep 9, 2014#107

CrimsonSoul

HCGLNS said:
Black Widow > Wonder Woman
Simpson > Alba
van Gogh > Monet
pickles > cucumber

Isn't wonder woman's one weakness like bdsm or something?

Sep 9, 2014#108

Tinwhistler

CrimsonSoul said:
Isn't wonder woman's one weakness like bdsm or something?

http://thegeekwhisperer.com/2009/01...super-secret-kinky-origin-of-a-feminist-icon/

Sep 9, 2014#109

HCGLNS

CrimsonSoul said:
Isn't wonder woman's one weakness like bdsm or something?

The safe word is Mytzlplyk.

Sep 9, 2014#110

Jax

CrimsonSoul said:
Isn't wonder woman's one weakness like bdsm or something?

Bondage > Wonder Woman

Sep 9, 2014#111

filmfanatic

HCGLNS said:
The safe word is Mytzlplyk.

Do you mean Mxyzptlk?

I think in that case, the safe word is probably Kltpzyxm.

Sep 9, 2014#112

Yoshimickster

Burritos > Tacos

Sep 9, 2014#113

Enresshou

Ribeye > Tenderloin

Stout > IPA

Sep 9, 2014#114

HCGLNS

Enresshou said:
Stout > IPA

C'mon that's so obvious it's like saying satin sheets are better than genital herpes!

Sep 9, 2014#115

Enresshou

HCGLNS said:
C'mon that's so obvious it's like saying satin sheets are better than genital herpes!

You must not be from the west coast. Part of the reason I've loved moving to Michigan so much is because there's so many more stouts than there are IPAs here, whereas California/Oregon/Washington...yeeeeeah...

Sep 9, 2014#116

Yoshimickster

The only stout I've had was Guinness and Dragons Milk. One tasted like the elixir of the gods, while the other if not chilled properly tasted like dishwater. A Luke Warm Guiness is where good times go to die.

Sep 9, 2014#117

Enresshou

Yoshimickster said:
The only stout I've had was Guinness and Dragons Milk. One tasted like the elixir of the gods, while the other if not chilled properly tasted like dishwater. A Luke Warm Guiness is where good times go to die.

I thought you were going to compare Dragons Milk to dishwater. Those would be fighting words.

If you're ever back in MI, try Founders Imperial Stout. Dragons milk was my favorite until that beer.

Sep 9, 2014#118

DarkAudit

Enresshou said:
You must not be from the west coast. Part of the reason I've loved moving to Michigan so much is because there's so many more stouts than there are IPAs here, whereas California/Oregon/Washington...yeeeeeah...

One of my regrets from the meetup. I still had to drive back to my hotel room in Dearborn from Ann Arbor, so I had to skip some really good beers that night.

Sep 9, 2014#119

Enresshou

DarkAudit said:
One of my regrets from the meetup. I still had to drive back to my hotel room in Dearborn from Ann Arbor, so I had to skip some really good beers that night.

If you ever want any Michigan beers, just let me know and I can ship them to you. It makes me sad to know that when (well, if, but WHEN is more likely) we move out of state I will no longer have access to Short's, New Holland, Greenbrush, Frankenmuth, Founders and a slew of others.

Sep 10, 2014#120

WasabiPoptart

Great. Now I want a stout and all there is in the fridge is one Hornsby's cider.

Sep 10, 2014#121

GasBandit

HCGLNS said:
C'mon that's so obvious it's like saying satin sheets are better than genital herpes!

Sep 10, 2014#122

drawn_inward

Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout > Guinness

Sep 10, 2014#123

rac3r_x

Chuck Jones > Disney

Sep 10, 2014#124

GasBandit

Friz Freleng > Chuck Jones

Sep 11, 2014#125

drawn_inward

Tex Avery > Chuck Jones > Friz Freleng

Sep 11, 2014#126

GasBandit

drawn_inward said:
Tex Avery > Chuck Jones > Friz Freleng

Heresy. Tex and Chuck wouldn't have even had jobs had not Friz created the iconic characters that came to be the best and most popular WB had.

Sep 11, 2014#127

rac3r_x

What's Opera, Doc? > All cartoons ever

Sep 11, 2014#128

Ravenpoe

rac3r_x said:
What's Opera, Doc? > All cartoons ever

Spear and magic helmet?

Sep 11, 2014#129

GasBandit

rac3r_x said:
What's Opera, Doc? > All cartoons ever

Duck Amuck > EVERYTHING.

Sep 11, 2014#130

rac3r_x

GasBandit said:
Duck Amuck > EVERYTHING.

pah! filthy lies.

Sep 11, 2014#131

drawn_inward

GasBandit said:
Heresy. Tex and Chuck wouldn't have even had jobs had not Friz created the iconic characters that came to be the best and most popular WB had.

Tex Avery changed cartoons. People still imitate his stuff. Not say that Freleng isn't great. I really love all of their combined work. Looney Tunes is my favorite cartoon, but I just dig Avery's style. It's like ranking DaVinci, Botacelli, and Michelangelo. They're all great.

Sep 11, 2014#132

filmfanatic

drawn_inward said:
Tex Avery changed cartoons. People still imitate his stuff. Not say that Freleng isn't great. I really love all of their combined work. Looney Tunes is my favorite cartoon, but I just dig Avery's style. It's like ranking DaVinci, Botacelli, and Michelangelo. They're all great.

It probably says something that, of the three, Tex Avery is the one who ended up with two shows specifically centered around his work and style. One was The Tex Avery Show, which was a showcase of his cartoons, while the other was The Wacky World of Tex Avery, which paid tribute to his style with a wide cast of original characters all designed to showcase his squash-and-stretch style and fast-paced sense of humor.

I don't mean to downplay or denigrate the great work of Chuck Jones and Friz Freleng, but Tex really made an impact when it came to animation.

Sep 11, 2014#133

ThatNickGuy

Jack Kirby > Stan Lee

Actually, lemme fix that.

Jack Kirby >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stan Lee

Much better.

Sep 11, 2014#134

filmfanatic

ThatNickGuy said:
Jack Kirby > Stan Lee

Actually, lemme fix that.

Jack Kirby >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stan Lee

Much better.

On a similar note,

Bill Finger > Bob Kane

Sep 11, 2014#135

HCGLNS

Red > Blue
medium rare steak > well done
pants > no pants

Yeah I said it! What are you gonna do about it?

Sep 11, 2014#136

Emrys

HCGLNS said:
Red > Blue
medium rare steak > well done
pants > no pants

Yeah I said it! What are you gonna do about it?

Beat you with a weasel.

Sep 11, 2014#137

Ravenpoe

Emrys said:
Beat you with a weasel.

Sep 11, 2014#138

rac3r_x

gasp!

Sep 11, 2014#139

HCGLNS

Bah! Wolverine pets are only like $300 each. Send something valuable next time.

Sep 11, 2014#140

Yoshimickster

HCGLNS said:
Red > Blue

HaHa- YEAH suck it blue!

Sep 11, 2014#141

Thread Necromancer

ohhh... wait.. sorry, that actually is rocket science.

Sep 11, 2014#142

Squidleybits

Can doom weasels and cats get along?

Sep 12, 2014#143

ThatNickGuy

Squidleybits said:
Can doom weasels and cats get along?

Diomedes > Doomweasels

Sep 12, 2014#144

DarkAudit

Sep 12, 2014#145

Squidleybits

That's a big statement!

Cupcake (my cat) > hobo cats

Sep 12, 2014#146

HCGLNS

@ThatNickGuy for pretending to be a microphone dropping girl TWICE in this thread, you are hereby charged 10000 halbucks as punishment.

Sep 12, 2014#147

Terrik

WAAAGGGGGHHHH > your face

Sep 12, 2014#148

ThatNickGuy

Dilbert Pinkerton > @dill616

Blam! Shots fired.

Sep 12, 2014#149

Emrys

Squidleybits said:
Can doom weasels and cats get along?

Yep, my doomweasels love my cats, though to be fair, they mostly want to use the cats as a mattress.
My cats think the doomweasels are a waste of oxygen.[DOUBLEPOST=1410531138,1410531102][/DOUBLEPOST]

ThatNickGuy said:
Diomedes > Doomweasels

Sep 12, 2014#150

rac3r_x

Warhammer 40K > Warhammer

Sep 12, 2014#151

rac3r_x

Pathfinder > DnD 3.5 > DnD 5e > Scribbling on paper > DnD 4e

Sep 12, 2014#152

GasBandit

GURPS

Sep 12, 2014#153

rac3r_x

GasBandit said:
GURPS

Too generic... :rimshot:

Sep 12, 2014#154

GasBandit

rac3r_x said:
Too generic...

And yet so universal!

Sep 12, 2014#155

GasBandit

Sep 12, 2014#156

Celt Z

GasBandit said:

So what they're saying is Batman < or = Black Widow, who does all of that without the $.

Sep 13, 2014#157

Cheesy1

No, Batman < Black Widow because she does all that with (.)(.)

Sep 13, 2014#158

PatrThom

Cheesy1 said:
No, Batman < Black Widow because she does all that with (.)(.)

So did George Clooney.

--Patrick

Apr 29, 2016#159

Yoshimickster

Pointlessly necroing threads on a whim> Not pointlessly necroing threads on a whim. Yeah-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Apr 30, 2016#160

HCGLNS

Cheese > steak
Yogi pants > yoga pants
Farscape > Firefly
Cap > Iron Man
Sansa > Yoshimickster

Apr 30, 2016#161

ThatNickGuy

HCGLNS said:
Yogi pants

Psh. Yogi doesn't wear pants.

Apr 30, 2016#162

HCGLNS

Completely whiffed on the reference. Back to T-ball for you.

Apr 30, 2016#163

Mathias

NYC Pizza >>>>>>>>> Chicago Pizza

Apr 30, 2016#164

GasBandit

Deep fried pizza > All other pizza.

Apr 30, 2016#165

Gruebeard

Guinness > Coors
Aphrodite > Guinness
La Fin du Monde > Aphrodite

Actually, water > Coors. And I really want to move back to Montreal for the beer.

Apr 30, 2016#166

blotsfan

Mathias said:
NYC Pizza >>>>>>>>> Chicago Pizza

Apr 30, 2016#167

Yoshimickster

HCGLNS said:
Sansa > Yoshimickster

Only half-way through the first book, so I'll take your word for it. And yes it takes me forever to finish a book.

Biker glove> Every other type glove.
Yellow Cheddar>White Cheddar
Sausages > Frankfurters
Brooklyn Lager> Yuengling >Rolling Rock> Budweiser> Amstel

Apr 30, 2016#168

Squidleybits

Snuffles bears > all other bears

Apr 30, 2016#169

PatrThom

Squidleybits said:
Snuffles bears > all other bears

--Patrick

Apr 30, 2016#170

Gruebeard

Alcoholism > Sobriety

. . . right?

Apr 30, 2016#171

Tinwhistler

Mathias said:
NYC Pizza >>>>>>>>> Chicago Pizza

You get steak and pizza wrong? I used to look up to you, man...

Apr 30, 2016#172

PatrThom

Gruebeard said:
Alcoholism > Sobriety

. . . right?

That's just what they want you to drink.

--Patrick

Apr 30, 2016#173

Celt Z

ThatNickGuy said:
Psh. Yogi doesn't wear pants.
View attachment 20998

You stole my joke!

(I can't remember where I posted it, but still!)

Apr 30, 2016#174

Yoshimickster

Soft serve Ice Cream on a hot day > Soft Serve Ice Cream on a cold/rainy day.

So why the FUCK do I keep seeing Mr.Softy's on cold and rainy days?! WHO IS IN CHARGE?!

Apr 30, 2016#175

Cheesy1

Tastes Great > Less Filling

Apr 30, 2016#176

PatrThom

Green > Purple

--Patrick

May 1, 2016#177

Yoshimickster

Red>Blue.

May 1, 2016#178

ThatNickGuy

Celt Z said:
You stole my joke! (I can't remember where I posted it, but still!)

May 1, 2016#179

Gruebeard

Cheating > Losing

May 1, 2016#180

Yoshimickster

Leather jacket > Leather pants.

May 1, 2016#181

Sparhawk

Ice cream on cold days > Ice cream on hot days
Lemonade > Water
Crab Legs > Shrimp
Golf > Tennis
Hockey > Soccer > Football > Curling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baseball >>>>>> Cricket

May 2, 2016#182

Jax

ThatNickGuy said:
View attachment 21007

Jeff Winger > The Fonz

May 2, 2016#183

DarkAudit

NL > AL

May 2, 2016#184

jwhouk

DarkAudit said:
NL > AL

Ah, but DH > Pitchers hitting.

May 2, 2016#185

DarkAudit

jwhouk said:
Ah, but DH > Pitchers hitting.

Actually fielding a position >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sitting on your butt for 95% of a game.

Dear media, stop kissing David Ortiz's ass. He's picked up his glove just *once* in a decade.

May 2, 2016#186

Gruebeard

sitting on your butt for 95% of a game >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what I do for a living.

May 2, 2016#187

PatrThom

DarkAudit said:
NL > AL

Na > Cl

--Patrick

May 2, 2016#188

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Na > Cl

--Patrick

No it isn't.

May 2, 2016#189

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
No it isn't.

I was thinking charge, not electronegativity. Thus, + > -.

--Patrick

May 2, 2016#190

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
I was thinking charge, not electronegativity. Thus, + > -.

--Patrick

Uh huh.

May 2, 2016#191

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Uh huh.

--Patrick

May 2, 2016#192

Cajungal

May 2, 2016#193

PatrThom

Cajungal said:

--Patrick

May 2, 2016#194

HCGLNS

PatrThom said:
Green > Purple

--Patrick

What? Are you high?

Purple > green

Seriously dude this ISN'T rocket science

May 4, 2016#195

sixpackshaker

HCGLNS said:
What? Are you high?

Purple > green

Seriously dude this ISN'T rocket science

Why not both?

May 6, 2016#196

Yoshimickster

We would've also accepted the Hulk.

And I know it goes without saying:

Captain America: Civil War > Batman V. Superman Dawn of Justice.

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