The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[AshburnerX]

I used to really love his work until I met him at animation festival. He spent a good amount of time trying to get us 20-year-old women drunk and back to his hotel with him.

That he's a bit of a sleaze should have been apparent by his work. His latest work, CHEAT'IN is explicitly about an affair.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I love to sing. I wish I could be a singer for a band or a musical.

TRUTHS

 

[Cajungal]

I love to sing. I wish I could be a singer for a band or a musical.

TRUTHS

We are the same.

 

[Sparhawk]

I got the skins.

 

[Cajungal]

I got the skins.

I've got shirts.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I got the skins.

I've got shirts.

Wishing this was reversed
TOTALLY HAPPY WITH THE ARRANGEMENT

 

[HCGLNS]

Dibs on the moonshine jug!

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I'm a decent contralto. Also...

 

[grub]

I can play bass or rhythm guitar.

So what I'm saying is that you have my axes.

 

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I've got some pot![DOUBLEPOST=1410920839,1410920807][/DOUBLEPOST]And a giant talking shark who sounds like Curly for some reason.

 

[bhamv3]

I'll be the groupie.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I call annoying fan who claims to know about the band more than he does!

 

[Chad Sexington]

I call annoying fan who claims to know about the band more than he does!

We need those!

I'll be the groupie.

We need those! boobs. We need boobs.

 

[PatrThom]

I can do baritone.

I can sing it, or play it, as needed. But I can't do both simultaneously.

--Patrick

 

[LittleKagsin]

I'll be the groupie.

That's what I was gonna say!

We can be groupies together. All in favor? AYE!


...Or I could play the piano. If anyone wants that.

 

[Cheesy1]

I got the sax solo ready.

 

[bhamv3]

That's what I was gonna say!

We can be groupies together. All in favor? AYE!


...Or I could play the piano. If anyone wants that.

Well... I suppose we might be able to have two groupies. Depends on how big the band gets, and how good they are.

 

[drifter]

https://haxiomic.github.io/GPU-Fluid-Experiments/html5/

 

[Celt Z]

G on....

An old man trying to get rapey with any barely-legal he can get his hands on isn't really a "g'on..." situation in my book.

That he's a bit of a sleaze should have been apparent by his work. His latest work, CHEAT'IN is explicitly about an affair.

I have a ton of violence in my films, but I hate the idea of purposely hurting anything in real life. But in his case, yeah, as advertised. Bleah.

On a happier note,

We should make a Halforums band.

Ooo! I can be a back-up singer! It worked wonders for Katey Sagal.

 

[Just Me]

Well, I have a kazoo.
Would join the band, or otherwise take money to keep it pocketed.

I also had to learn accordion when I was like 10, went to school for 3 years and never got better than the forst month's lecture.
Still have that thing in storage and I'm sure I could make some awesome abstract noises with that.

 

[Shakey]

Given that Mojang approached them out of the blue, though, I'm guessing they don't quite have a plan for it yet, they just knew that if they didn't buy it, someone else would and they couldn't allow that.

This is my guess. I'm sure we'll see a huge merchandising increase, and maybe a push towards their paid server hosting.

 

[Cheesy1]

We should call the band "Quiz 5".

 

[Yoshimickster]

We should call the band "Quiz 5".

An obscure name that only a few people would get and would be explained years later in the obligatory interview? I LOVE IT!

 

[Emrys]

I can rock the bassoon.

No? How about the triangle?

 

[Celt Z]

But what will the doomweasels play?

 

[Emrys]

Squeaky toy accompaniment.

 

[drawn_inward]

Guitar and poorly-played mandolin would be my contribution.

 

[Null]

Squeaky toy accompaniment.

For some reason, I was imagining a "Doomsichord" - a device with the doomweasels arranged by the pitch of their squeaks, and when you press a key it lightly yanks their tail to make them squeak.

 

[Emrys]

For some reason, I was imagining a "Doomsichord" - a device with the doomweasels arranged by the pitch of their squeaks, and when you press a key it lightly yanks their tail to make them squeak.

No, no, no! The Doomsichord is where I line up Halforums members by pitch and hit them with doomweasels.

You're going to be A flat below middle C.

 

[GasBandit]

No, no, no! The Doomsichord is where I line up Halforums members by pitch and hit them with doomweasels.

You're going to be A flat below middle C.

YOU'RE a flat middle C!

 

[Null]

That is not the first time I've been told that.

 

[Emrys]

YOU'RE a flat middle C!

 

[PatrThom]

https://haxiomic.github.io/GPU-Fluid-Experiments/html5/

"WebGL Not Supported"

For some reason, I was imagining a "Doomsichord" - a device with the doomweasels arranged by the pitch of their squeaks, and when you press a key it lightly yanks their tail to make them squeak.

Someone call The Great Gonzo!

--Patrick

 

[Simfers]

I got dibs on the off-key caterwauling. I'm awesome at that.

This is gonna be a most interesting band.

 

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Ha I said I had the pot for the band on page 419. Missed it by thaaaaaast much.