I took some friends for Indian for the first time ever. On the way there I talked about how excited I was to eat naan, because naan is the best bread on Earth. When we get there they drop off a big steaming basket of it. My friend looks at it and says, "What's the big deal, it just looks like pita bread."
I stop devouring the sumptuous steamy naan just long enough to stare him in the eye and say, "When's the last time you ever heard ANYONE say they can't wait to eat pita bread?" and then I continued to gorge myself.
About 2000 pounds of paneer, fish curry, kapoor, saffron rice and whatever else I could stuff into myself later, I was finally satisfied.