The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
- Thread starter North_Ranger
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Is that Patrick Stewart?
Are you aroused?
....Maybe? Or just hungry?
No more than usual.
@Squidleybits "bah those bleach blonde big boobed bikini clad bimbos are ruining my camera shot of the waterfall. @HCGLNS watch them and tell me when they leave. I'll be shooting down river."
This waterfall keeps ruining my shots of these bleach blonde, big boobed, bikini-clad bimbos!
So tonight while gaming me and my buddy went to pick up dinner, and on the way back stopped off at the liquor store nearby. Walking out was a girl was the absolute cliche - spray tan, sunglasses at 8:30 at night, yoga pants, UGGs (even though it was 84 degrees today). She was carrying a six pack of an unfamiliar orange box. Inside, I saw a stack of the same box.
Hahahaha!
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details.html?adId=1022074773&edited=true&posted=true&adActivated=true
I'm selling a bunch of comics. Dunno if anyone's interested, but I'm sure I could mail some and we can work something out somehow.
(No, not sexually.)
I'm selling a bunch of comics. Dunno if anyone's interested, but I'm sure I could mail some and we can work something out somehow.
(No, not sexually.)
Raw lol.
I didn't notice them on Facebook and pulled the picture. I didn't want them in my shot and I didn't think it was fair to post pictures of them like that without permission.
I didn't notice them on Facebook and pulled the picture. I didn't want them in my shot and I didn't think it was fair to post pictures of them like that without permission.
He makes it look good!!
She is so my type.
GasBandit
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Reflective. Translucent. Alabaster.
I've always said that I am Florescent Irish... I glow on the beach.
Sandy Beach is about 20 minutes from my house!
Better than Incandescent Irish - you glow for about 30 seconds, then immediately start to burst into flames. My friend Ruth is like that - she's an Irish Ginger, so she gets sunburn just from driving during the summer.[DOUBLEPOST=1412023198,1412023151][/DOUBLEPOST]
His wife should have wondered why he was using a poster of Raquel Welch as a duvet cover.
I read that earlier today... That man... He is an inspiration.
This old guy that I worked for in the oilfield was told that he had to limit himself to one beer a day. He still had a kegerator (refrigerator for kegs, with a tap) set up in his house. So he would make a big show of pouring his one beer. Then he would go sit in his favorite recliner and nurse that one beer for hours.
What his wife did not know is the hose he ran under the carpet and up through the recliner so he had a second tap.
What his wife did not know is the hose he ran under the carpet and up through the recliner so he had a second tap.
He should have just moved to Belgium.
Beer pipeline to be built under Belgium’s historic Bruges
--Patrick
GasBandit
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figmentPez
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I've been having fun like this with Swiftkey on Android for a while now. Only the suggestions are based on my own typing habits, so sometimes it can be eerily accurate.