At what point does me posting stuff I worked on months ago, go from me wanting to show you guys what I've done, to me looking desperate for attention? Because I want to stay far away from that line
 
I got an...interesting message on eBay. I think it's because I sold an item at my "Buy it Now" asking price, and this guy was mad he didn't get it, but I'm unsure (and greatly amused at this random message).

"Sir, You are a dick for your actions of sale on this site. In the future as a buyer please refrain from your dickish ways. Thank you"
 
You know those bullshit 'insurance' companies that are famous for predatory hiring? You get a job as a sales agent, but either have to pay for your training or work on 100% commission of dead leads? I got an email from one of them today. This person was barely literate... So I decided to email them back, excoriating their bad spelling and grammar, and giving them what-for about their unconscionable business behaviour.
 
Last night, on the bus ride home, I sat next to a girl (high school or university aged) who was brushing up on her English by studying the Gettysberg Address. She was really diligent, too, looking up all the terms on her phone and making detailed notes everywhere.

I, on the other hand, was reading my copy of Dave Barry Does Japan, while chortling happily during the funny bits, because Dave Barry is awesome.

Halfway through the bus ride, she looked at me, looked at my book, looked at me again, put the Gettysberg Address away, and sat curled up on her seat with a demoralized expression on her face.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Where does this current anti-pumpkin spice thing come from? People seem like that they think they're better than people who like it?

I don't even like that shit but this whole attitude seems really fucked up and out of nowhere.
Current? People been making jokes about how white girls are ga-ga for pumpkin-spiced-anything for years now, usually peaking around each fall.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
Where does this current anti-pumpkin spice thing come from? People seem like that they think they're better than people who like it?

I don't even like that shit but this whole attitude seems really fucked up and out of nowhere.
I've only seen some harmless poking fun at the obsession with seasonal lattes. There are always coffee snobs year round who give people shit for flavored coffees, but the pumpkin spice jokes I've seen are less angry and more playful.
 

fade

Staff member
Not if he toes the line, and doesn't act like a heel.[DOUBLEPOST=1411661784,1411661719][/DOUBLEPOST]Trouble with ebay can be quite jarring.[DOUBLEPOST=1411661837][/DOUBLEPOST]He could end up in quite a pickle.
 
Not if he toes the line, and doesn't act like a heel.[DOUBLEPOST=1411661784,1411661719][/DOUBLEPOST]Trouble with ebay can be quite jarring.[DOUBLEPOST=1411661837][/DOUBLEPOST]He could end up in quite a pickle.
On the other hand, the buyer could wind up having a leg up on the competition.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
My boss just came and asked me to make a commercial using "Let it Go" as the background music for a Halloween store client (because they'll have knockoff Frozen-based costumes no doubt). I had to remind him what Copyright is, and how Disney has a great big building full of lawyers whose job it is to murdercrush anybody who does that sort of thing.
 
Ebay will pull that listing the instant they get wind of it.
http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/remains.html
Dangit, ninja'd.[DOUBLEPOST=1411667411,1411667313][/DOUBLEPOST]
My boss just came and asked me to make a commercial using "Let it Go" as the background music for a Halloween store client (because they'll have knockoff Frozen-based costumes no doubt). I had to remind him what Copyright is, and how Disney has a great big building full of lawyers whose job it is to murdercrush anybody who does that sort of thing.
I have a hard time believing that someone in his business and his position would miss that detail.

--Patrick
 
Note that none of the jokes say it actually tastes bad... just that it's white girl catnip.
Then let me.

Starbuck's pumpkin spice latte is vile. It tastes like watered down pumpkin pie with a lot of milk and cloves, oh and someone took away the pumpkin. I think people drink it because pop culture dictates this is what they are supposed to do in autumn as opposed to drinking it because it's actually good. I like pumpkin. I like pumpkin pie. I like other goods that contain pumpkin or use pumpkin pie spice (pumpkin pie fudge - omg), including scented candles. Pumpkin spice latte is the epitome of trendy crap. Emphasis on crap.
 
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