TIL: Today I Learned
- Thread starter Gilgamesh
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GasBandit
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Ah yes, Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons.
Man, it's been a long time, Something Awful. I miss Lowtax, Zack Parsons, Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams, JeffK, Cliff Yablonski and Taco teh wodner dog.
GasBandit
Staff member
Yep. Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. Apparently told the match was just a publicity stunt, but Uwe went uber-tryhard.
On the one hand, a dick move. On the other hand, if you literally got the chance to consentually punch someone who badmouthed you on the internet in person, how could you not take it?
Also uwe had training and refused to accept a doubt from anyone else who was trained
Ah, right. That's why he wouldn't get in the ring with Seanbaby - who in addition to being a snarky internet comedy writer, is a kickboxer who could totally wreck his shit.
A champion level muay thai kick boxer...
Well, you are in a city of 3 million people.
Hey, my computer is frequently telling me that, too! I don't know why they can't wait to meet me. I can't really do anything about the horniness, but maybe they just want to hang out and play video games instead?
My computer wants me to enlarge my penis. I didn't even know I had one!
figmentPez
Staff member
Didn't you learn anything from @Shegokigo ? Everyone has an e-penis, the embodiment of your online ego!
fade
Staff member
I usually use my computer to enlarge my penis at least once a day. Several times when I was younger.
Well if it's so small it's that easy to overlook you'd probably better go get it enlarged.
You're going to get us a new top search on Google....Hulk penis?
Dammit, there was a classic picture on the forums about Shego's e-peen but apparently it wasn't uploaded to the HF site so I can't find it any more.
That sounds Freudian.
TIL the halforums community NEEDS adblock STAT.
fade
Staff member
He's referring to the comments above.
I didn't either. I was joking y'all. 
What joke?
GasBandit
Staff member
The one where he doesn't fathom we visit other websites.
