TIL: Today I Learned

[sixpackshaker]

There are other websites?

yes weather and porn.

 

[Terrik]

yes weather and porn.

Ah, explains why they're calling for a 40% chance of golden showers this afternoon.

 

[GasBandit]

youtube dot com slash the internet is for porn.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Okay, so my joke fell flat. *sigh*

You should be used to things falling flat by now, Dave.

 

[fade]

Oh no she di'n't.

 

[Fun Size]

TIL that there is a section of the internet that lusts after creepypasta characters.

As my dear old grandmother used to say, bitches be crazy.

 

[HCGLNS]

Tudayz Eye lernz dat whalezez have threezumz

 

[grub]

Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?

 

[DarkAudit]

See the loveli lakes.

 

[grub]

The wonderful telephone system

 

[grub]

Including the majestic møøse

 

[Celt Z]

TIL that there is a section of the internet that lusts after creepypasta characters.

As my dear old grandmother used to say, bitches be crazy.

(Please tell me this is not who you meant.)

 

[sixpackshaker]

A hand with a mouth... there has to be creepy porn out there for that.

 

[Bowielee]

No exceptions

 

[DarkAudit]

A Møøse once bit my sister...

 

[Emrys]

A Møøse once bit my sister...

I think we've moved on from that.

 

[DarkAudit]

I think we've moved on from that.

Don't wanna.

 

[DarkAudit]

We apologize for the fault in the thread. Those responsible have been sacked.

 

[Emrys]

We apologize for the fault in the thread. Those responsible have been sacked.

Have not.

 

[Tiger Tsang]

Have not.

Your not the Queen of the Doom Weasels! You're a very naughty girl!

 

[Emrys]

Your not the Queen of the Doom Weasels! You're a very naughty girl!

Does this mean I get a spanking?

 

[HCGLNS]

Does this mean I get a spanking?

=zZpankz=

 

[figmentPez]

A hand with a mouth... there has to be creepy porn out there for that.

 

[Celt Z]

Not...enough...brain bleach...in the world.

Also Hamburger Helper was a he, so I'm confused. On so many levels.

 

[GasBandit]

Hey look everybody, it's the perfect girlfriend!

 

[Emrys]

Hey look everybody, it's the perfect girlfriend!

Bad, @GasBandit! Bad! <whack!>

 

[GasBandit]

Bad, @GasBandit! Bad! <whack!>

HISSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Emrys]

Don't make me get the spray bottle.

 

[Officer_Charon]

TIL that I'm too sober for Halforums today...

 

[Emrys]

It won't last.

 

[Officer_Charon]

It won't last.

I freakin' wish...

 

[figmentPez]

Hey look everybody, it's the perfect girlfriend!

Well, according to Wikipedia, the mascot's name is "Helping Hand" or "Lefty"...

 

[Ravenpoe]

or "Lefty"...

Oh, "The Stranger."

 

[grub]

TIL @bhamv3 is a banana

It's true, I'm a banana.

I also learned I'm awful at TF2, at least against 'bots.

 

[chris]

I learned I should not try to read nearly every story by Junji Itou before I go to bed.