Funny (political, religious) pictures

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Best pen ever.

 

[GasBandit]

THE ANGLOSPHERE UNITES

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

U.S. LED airstrikes. They're like regular airstrikes, only 70% more energy-efficient, and without harmful mercury.

--Patrick

 

[Chad Sexington]

U.S. LED airstrikes. They're like regular airstrikes, only 70% more energy-efficient, and without harmful mercury.

--Patrick

And last twenty years

 

[PatrThom]

And last twenty years

Ooo! Buuuurrrrnnn...

--Patrick

 

[AshburnerX]

Ooo! Buuuurrrrnnn...

--Patrick

I agree. That was ICE COLD.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[blotsfan]

I know this isn't meant to be too serious, but I hate that attitude. It comes across as an excuse to be an asshole. I'm not saying getting offended over everything is ok, but if I go up to a black person and call them the n-word and they get offended, thats on me, not them.

 

[Krisken]

Probably been posted already but still enjoyed it.

 

[bhamv3]

I love two cows analogies. They're great for stuff outside politics too.

 

[Dave]

I feel bad for the ugly cow in New Zealand.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

I feel bad for the ugly cow in New Zealand.

Is that why you married it?

 

[PatrThom]

Ow.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

I feel bad for the ugly cow in New Zealand.

I feel worse for the cute one. It's probably getting cat called and told it should smile.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I feel worse for the cute one. It's probably getting cat called and told it should smile.

You should moo more.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[DarkAudit]

Didja really mean to put Ben's pic in the political pics thread?

 

[GasBandit]

Didja really mean to put Ben's pic in the political pics thread?

Heh... no.

 

[GasBandit]

And reddit responds...

 

[PatrThom]

Where's the beret? There needs to be a beret.

--Patrick

 

[Krisken]

 

[jwhouk]

I like it because I know who that is in the voting booth.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Covar]

I give it a B.

 

[PatrThom]

Could've avoided that with "All Blacks is destroying the USA."

Sorta.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Could've avoided that with "All Blacks is destroying the USA."

Sorta.

--Patrick

More like "The All Blacks are destroying USA (or even better Team USA)"

 

[blotsfan]

I'm assuming the way it came across was intentional.

 

[bhamv3]

Could've avoided that with "All Blacks is destroying the USA."

Sorta.

--Patrick

In British English (and, by extension, New Zealand English, Australian English, etc) collective nouns like sports teams are plural. Same with nouns like "family", "flock", "government" etc. So in this guy's case, assuming he's more comfortable with British English, "All Blacks is destroying the USA" would be ungrammatical to him. Just like he'd say "my family are arriving today" instead of "my family is arriving today".

 

[PatrThom]

In British English (and, by extension, New Zealand English, Australian English, etc) collective nouns like sports teams are plural. Same with nouns like "family", "flock", "government" etc. So in this guy's case, assuming he's more comfortable with British English, "All Blacks is destroying the USA" would be ungrammatical to him. Just like he'd say "my family are arriving today" instead of "my family is arriving today".

That makes more sense, and is actually my preferred way of speaking (data are good, etc), but I assumed the speaker was American.
(Also there was the subtext of "of course it won't make a difference because Ebonics.")

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Sendin' yer message with Krylon™.

--Patrick