No, it most definitely ain't.That's not @Officer_Charon.
Fuck the police!Ridiculously photogenic police officer
Calm down there, SATAN.I want a smartwatch with an app that, instead of making an audible "tick-tick" will instead make the sound of someone noisily chomping a huge wad of gum in time with the seconds, crack/pop it on the minute, and blow/pop a bubble on the hour. Also, when lighting the display, it will be an ECU of someone's mouth just cow-ing down on that wad of gum.
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.Calm down there, SATAN.
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.
NYOUMM-NYOUMM-NYAUMM-NYOUMM (crkksptltlltl) NYOUMM-NYAUMM...
--Patrick
It worked for me, but I had to click on the miniaturized picture twice.I unspoilered... I clicked... I even opened in new tab... and still...
(the forum automatically shrinks pictures that are overly long/wide... might want to try rehosting it, unfortunately)
I'm crying. I don't care how evil it is... that made my day.Bitch vs Sociopath. Spoilered for length.
"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!"
I want the taco holders, but the folding cutting board is the wrong way. I usually want it SMALLER when going into something, not expanding. Sometimes that's OK, but most of the time, no.
This should really be in the NSFW section. It's a little... eh.Time for dessert!
Aw, fine. Spoilered it.This should really be in the NSFW section. It's a little... eh.
I can barely read these things... Why do they keep hitting enter? Why is it entirely in sentence fragments?Bitch vs Sociopath. Spoilered for length.
"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!"
Poor baby.Aw, fine. Spoilered it.
Gad, I'm such a pushover these days.
To simulate the speech mannerisms of the barely social.I can barely read these things... Why do they keep hitting enter? Why is it entirely in sentence fragments?
"Hemingwayesque"Why is it entirely in sentence fragments?
Hardly."Hemingwayesque"
--Patrick
That's the style of "green text" stories. It's a 4chan thing.I can barely read these things... Why do they keep hitting enter? Why is it entirely in sentence fragments?
I know what it is, my issue is with why it is, but like most things, I will never know why, and I will forever resent that.That's the style of "green text" stories. It's a 4chan thing.
> Chad sees greentext storyI know what it is, my issue is with why it is, but like most things, I will never know why, and I will forever resent that.
No, I think it's supposed to be> Chad sees greentext story
> Can't understand storytelling device
> Gets mad
> umadbro.