Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

I'm fairly certain this was posted, like 2 years ago.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I'm fairly certain this was posted, like 2 years ago.

Yeah, but it just got reposted on imgur.

 

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[GasBandit]

In the old days, bachelor parties would have a lady take off her clothes.

After a while, that wasn't enough... the naked lady then had to do sexual type stuff to titillate the fellas.

Now, even that isn't enough. Now the naked lady... has to play video games against them.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I sense Jay's hand in this...

 

[Terrik]

I sense Jay's hand in this...

You'd be wrong. He wouldn't lower himself to console peasantness--boobs or no boobs.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I sense Jay's hand in this...

You don't want to know where his other hand is.

 

[PatrThom]

You don't want to know where his other hand is.

On his controller?

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

On his controller?

--Patrick

What a wasted opportunity to say "on his joystick".

 

[GasBandit]

This poster was meant to keep people on a communal internet computer from surfing "objectionable" websites... hilariously shot down.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

What a wasted opportunity to say "on his joystick".

 

[PatrThom]

What a wasted opportunity to say "on his joystick".

If you must know, I deliberately passed up the opportunity to say "wrapped around his controller with his thumb on his analog stick" because I felt like I've been a little over productive with the ribaldry of late.
Apparently, some people think I haven't been ribald enough.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

over productive with the ribaldry
.

Does not compute.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Does not compute.

rib·ald
ˈribəld,ˈrīˌbôld/
adjective
referring to sexual matters in an amusingly rude or irreverent way.
"a ribald comment"

 

[Bubble181]

I did not say I didn't know what it was, I said there was no such thing as too much of it.

 

[PatrThom]

I did not say I didn't know what it was, I said there was no such thing as too much of it.

Hey, hey, it's OK. *I* got what you were tryin' to convey.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Jay]

 

[checkeredhat]

 

[GasBandit]

Somebody hacked the Madison, Wisconsin school district webpage, looks like they were mad it didn't close when it snowed.

 

[jwhouk]

More like keeping schools open though we were under wind chill warnings statewide.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Somebody hacked the Madison, Wisconsin school district webpage, looks like they were mad it didn't close when it snowed.

Well, the school is certainly failing in teaching their students how to spell arctic.

 

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Did they translate their rant to Espanol, too?

 

[GasBandit]

Oh the drama. Well, you know what they say about discussions among friends - no religion, no politics, no fuel-air mixtures.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Thread Necromancer]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Hey ladies, are you tired of the guys having all the sexually suggestive mousepads just because of boobies? Well, here's your answer! You can now have a mousepad that will make the teenaged male in your life just as uncomfortable as his mousepad makes you!



Happy ergonomically-friendly mousing!

 

[Celt Z]

Um, he looks like he's about to get a gynecological exam.

 

[GasBandit]

Um, he looks like he's about to get a proctological exam.

FTFY

But really, how else would you rest your hand on his wing wang ding dang doodle while you mouse on his chest?

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

I somehow doubt this contract has ever actually been signed.

 

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Man, I know nothing makes a woman hotter for you than calling her a bitch.

 

[GasBandit]

Man, I know nothing makes a woman hotter for you than calling her a bitch.

I think I've commented on this before, but it seems today, when you call somebody a "basic bitch," they get upset about the "basic" part.[DOUBLEPOST=1420832947,1420832693][/DOUBLEPOST]

 

[Officer_Charon]

I've known a few girls who might actually consider signing something like that.... which might say something about circles in which I've associated... :/