Jebus, Asti Spumante. That takes me back about 23 years when Asti over here was generally known as "Buechsenoeffner" (lit. can opener), where "Buechse" (can/tin can) was a local slang word for girls...I think I've commented on this before, but it seems today, when you call somebody a "basic bitch," they get upset about the "basic" part.[DOUBLEPOST=1420832947,1420832693][/DOUBLEPOST]