BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

fade · Jan 16, 2015

I keep coming to this thread to look at tiger girl.

Emrys · Jan 16, 2015

Dave said:
You whippersnappers should have to go to bars and make an ass out of yourself in person like we used to have to do in the old days!

Waddaya mean "bars"? You had a villiage matchmaker and you were happy for it, what with all the Hundred Year's War and the bubonic plague.

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GasBandit · Jan 16, 2015

In my day, if you wanted to meet girls, you had to plunder a country across the cold, cold sea.

Bowielee · Jan 16, 2015

I don't want to reinforce cromagnon stereotypes, but it was my understanding that Dave had to go out and club them over the head and drag them back to his cave by their hair.

PatrThom · Jan 16, 2015

Dave said:
You whippersnappers should have to go to bars and make an ass out of yourself in person like we used to have to do in the old days!

And pay for ads in the newspaper that run for three days and make you sift through anonymous responses to a temporary voicemail mailbox at the paper!

--Patrick

jwhouk · Jan 16, 2015

PatrThom said:
And pay for ads in the newspaper that run for three days and make you sift through anonymous responses to a temporary voicemail mailbox at the paper!

--Patrick

HEY NOW! Don't knock newspaper ads!

PatrThom · Jan 16, 2015

I'm not knockin' 'em.
I'm just saying they're old school.

--Patrick

Celt Z · Jan 16, 2015

We can call it Plenty o' Fishwrappers!

Bubble181 · Jan 17, 2015

Bowielee said:
I don't want to reinforce cromagnon stereotypes, but it was my understanding that Dave had to go out and club them over the head and drag them back to his cave by their hair.

There were already women in his day? I thought those didn't come around 'till that young Adam guy showed up?

grub · Jan 17, 2015

I thought it went Adam->Seth->Dave...Noah

Celt Z · Jan 17, 2015

Guys, if you're really not sure, why not ask his younger brother, Methuselah?

BananaHands · Jan 17, 2015

PLUR

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Ravenpoe · Jan 17, 2015

BananaHands said:
PLUR

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I wonder what that shared interest is

Charlie Don't Surf · Jan 17, 2015

would swipe right

Squidleybits · Jan 17, 2015

What is PLUR?

Charlie Don't Surf · Jan 17, 2015

I'm pretty sure it's a sex thing that I don't want to know

HCGLNS · Jan 17, 2015

It's a mind frame that suggests they are ignorant of the world and how it actually operates and should be exploited for your own personal gain.

Think Sansa Stark or @Charlie Don't Surf standing next to Bill Clinton.

Charlie Don't Surf · Jan 17, 2015

HCGLNS said:
It's a mind frame that suggests they are ignorant of the world and how it actually operates and should be exploited for your own personal gain.
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you're such a mean old man

plur
n. The lifestyle concept of Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect. Originated in a speech by NYC DJ Frankie Bones early in the history of raves, it's undefined dogma of comraderie for all humanity has been adopted by many ravers as an attempted lifestyle.

PatrThom · Jan 17, 2015

Charlie Don't Surf said:
The lifestyle concept of Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect.

That would explain the surrounding emoji.

--Patrick

HCGLNS · Jan 17, 2015

Charlie Don't Surf said:
you're such a mean old man
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plur&defid=158242

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plur&defid=158242

Ah shucks, thanks Sansa.

BananaHands · Jan 17, 2015

FOXY.

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BananaHands · Jan 17, 2015

Also my friend says that the girls have it much more interesting on Tinder.

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Terrik · Jan 17, 2015

BananaHands said:
FOXY.

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Right up my alley.

BananaHands · Jan 17, 2015

I feel bad, I should post the girls I've actually met with and have been wonderful.

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Celt Z · Jan 17, 2015

BananaHands said:
I feel bad, I should post the girls I've actually met with and have been wonderful.

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That kinda goes against the title of the thread.

Null · Jan 18, 2015

BananaHands said:
FOXY.

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She spelled Amy wrong. (just kidding)

Charlie Don't Surf · Jan 18, 2015

actually on second review it's kind of problematic that she appropriates the closed fist of the Black Panther / Black Power movement as "respect", so I don't think it would ever work out between us

PatrThom · Jan 19, 2015

I always see that emojicon as the ASL fingerspelling of the letter "e."

--Patrick

BananaHands · Jan 20, 2015

Not gonna lie, really thrilled for tonights tinder date.

Bowielee · Jan 20, 2015

Of course you can get a girl like that BananaHands. You handsome devil you.

Plus, you know BANANA hands. :unibrow:

Here's to hoping it doesn't turn out to be a dude!

BananaHands · Jan 20, 2015

Bowielee said:
Of course you can get a girl like that BananaHands. You handsome devil you.

Plus, you know BANANA hands.

Here's to hoping it doesn't turn out to be a dude!

Oh god, wouldn't that be something fitting for the thread.

Ravenpoe · Jan 20, 2015

Bowielee said:
Of course you can get a girl like that BananaHands. You handsome devil you.

Plus, you know BANANA hands.

Here's to hoping it doesn't turn out to be a dude!

*looks at pic again. Would still consider*

BananaHands · Jan 20, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
*looks at pic again. Would still consider*

Same. I creeped on her instagram...

GasBandit · Jan 20, 2015

She's very bendy.

drifter · Jan 20, 2015

Open shoulders, nice thoracic extension. 10/10 would go to yoga class with.