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Jan 15, 2015#1

BananaHands

Welcome to the first installment of BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

What is Tinder?
Tinder is a matchmaking mobile app. Using GPS technology, users can set a specific radius, and they will have the option to match with anyone that is within that distance.

What should we expect in this thread?
Everything and everything. Horror stories, success stories, photos of matches, screenshots of conversations gone wrong - you name it, it'll be here!

Why are YOU on Tinder? It's GROSS!
Yes, Tinder has a bad rap about being an appearance-based dating application AND being used mainly for casual sex - but there's also some fantastic stories to be gained and having moved to a new city it's been a great way to meet people! It's also a bit of a social experiment. I've used the app to get a ride to the airport once and haven't looked back yet.

What do you want from US?
EVERYTHING.

Or rather, your own stories and pictures from this app. I'd encourage you to be as respectful as possible - but you'll find that a lot of these people are putting themselves out there to be as ridiculous as possible. However, if you or someone you know ends up posted in this thread, LET ME KNOW. I will remove it as anonymously as possible.

Oh, and you can post anonymously if you're not comfortable with people knowing you're on tinder![DOUBLEPOST=1421367153,1421366794][/DOUBLEPOST]Did someone say, Mr. Toilet Man??

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Jan 15, 2015#2

GasBandit

DEAD BATTERIES

DEAD BATTERIES EVERYWHERE

Jan 15, 2015#3

BananaHands

GasBandit said:
DEAD BATTERIES

DEAD BATTERIES EVERYWHERE

When on Tinder, I like my phone to be as dead inside as I am.

Jan 15, 2015#4

Ravenpoe

Oh look, black text. Fuck us, the ones that use dark themes.

Jan 15, 2015#5

BananaHands

Ravenpoe said:
Oh look, black text. Fuck us, the ones that use dark themes.

???

Jan 15, 2015#6

Ravenpoe

BananaHands said:
???

Jan 15, 2015#7

bhamv3

I've always been a bit curious about Tinder, but having that thing installed on my phone seems like a good way to make my wife mad.

Jan 15, 2015#8

Celt Z

bhamv3 said:
I've always been a bit curious about Tinder, but having that thing installed on my phone seems like a good way to make me divorced.

FTFY

I always say threads like this make me pray that nothing ever happens to Mr. Z, because I never want to date again. That doesn't make me want to stop looking at the train wreck, though. Bring on the Tinders!

Jan 15, 2015#9

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
I never want to date again.

Me neither.

Jan 15, 2015#10

jwhouk

Celt Z said:
I always say threads like this make me pray that nothing ever happens to Mr. Z, because I never want to date again. That doesn't make me want to stop looking at the train wreck, though. Bring on the Tinders!

You and me both. I don't know if I could handle net.dating if the wife passed.

Jan 15, 2015#11

Charlie Don't Surf

I'm swiping right on this thread

Jan 15, 2015#12

Celt Z

Wait, is swipe right a "yes"? I've already screwed that up once.

I was visiting my best friend this summer, and she was using a dating app(not Tinder) and asked for my opinion on her suggested matches. I did not realize until, many listings in, that the way I was swiping meant to accept the invitations, not just scrolling. I apologized profusely, but this is why I can't date again. Literally. I don't know what to do anymore.

Jan 15, 2015#13

Gusto

I'm using Tinder right now.

Jan 15, 2015#14

Cajungal

Celt Z said:
Wait, is swipe right a "yes"? I've already screwed that up once.

I was visiting my best friend this summer, and she was using a dating app(not Tinder) and asked for my opinion on her suggested matches. I did not realize until, many listing in, that the way I was swiping meant to accept the invitations, not just scrolling. I apologized profusely, but this is why I can't date again. Literally. I don't know what to do anymore.

When Jake and i are hanging out and drinking and shooting the bull, we joke about how if we ever break up we will be the saddest, most helpless people in the dating pool. Still, I think hed do ok. He puts up shelves when he says he will and makes good spaghetti.

Jan 15, 2015#15

BErt

Cajungal said:
He puts up shelves when he says he will and makes good spaghetti.

...well sure, just write the damn tinder profile for him...

Jan 15, 2015#16

BananaHands

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I'm swiping right on this thread

I love you Charlie.

Also:

GRRR

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Jan 16, 2015#17

BananaHands

I went on a tinder date tonight - actually wasn't so bad!

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Jan 16, 2015#18

bhamv3

BananaHands said:
I went on a tinder date tonight - actually wasn't so bad!

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Blink twice if you're actually trapped in a pit right now, rubbing lotion on your skin.

Jan 16, 2015#19

Gusto

This past fall I dated a girl for 2 months that I met on Tinder.

Jan 16, 2015#20

Dave

You whippersnappers should have to go to bars and make an ass out of yourself in person like we used to have to do in the old days!

Jan 16, 2015#21

drawn_inward

Dave said:
You whippersnappers should have to go to bars and make an ass out of yourself in person like we used to have to do in the old days!

In an overly loud pub near the university, a tall young man stands at the bar waiting for his pints of Shiner.
"Would you and your friend like to come sit with me and my buddy? ", muttered drawn_inward.
The overly attractive coed turns her head in disgust and says shrillingly, "What?!"
"Nnnothing." stammers drawn_inward as he whisks his Shiner back to the dark booth.

Ah, college.

Jan 16, 2015#22

Bowielee

There's no pretense with the gay versions of these apps. 90% of the profiles are shots of chests (they'd be dicks if it weren't against the TOS).

Jan 16, 2015#23

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
There's no pretense with the gay versions of these apps. 90% of the profiles are shots of chests (they'd be dicks if it weren't against the TOS).

Gay privilege!

:awesome:

Jan 16, 2015#24

Bowielee

GasBandit said:
Gay privilege!

Y'all can post all the chest only shots you want on those apps

Getting women to respond to that, however....

Jan 16, 2015#25

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
Y'all can post all the chest only shots you want on those apps

Getting women to respond to that, however....

I was referring to the lack of pretense. There's a lot of tiresome rigamarole that's baked into dating by eons of gender roles and sexual politics that seem to not be a factor on grindr, am I right?

Jan 16, 2015#26

Bowielee

Oh, for sure. Men like to have sex. I hate to reinforce stereotypes, but men who have sex with men are going to have an easier time finding sex due to that fact.

Jan 16, 2015#27

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
Gay privilege!

I have a feeling that my chest shots wouldn't get much play on Grindr

Jan 16, 2015#28

Bowielee

Tinwhistler said:
I have a feeling that my chest shots wouldn't get much play on Grindr

I have a feeling you'd be wrong.

Jan 16, 2015#29

Tinwhistler

Bowielee said:
I have a feeling you'd be wrong.

This seems like the kind of argument that calls for rigorous scientific study.

But I don't think my current lab partner would be down for that. Sadly, it's the only kind of thing my last one would've been down for there at the end.

Jan 16, 2015#30

Bowielee

To be frank, if I can get play on one of those apps, anyone can

Not that I would ever do such a thing. :hide:

Jan 16, 2015#31

BananaHands

bhamv3 said:
Blink twice if you're actually trapped in a pit right now, rubbing lotion on your skin.

I don't want the hose again!

Jan 16, 2015#32

Null

BananaHands said:
I don't want the hose again!

I thought you were using Tinder, not Grindr.

Jan 16, 2015#33

Frank

Bowielee said:
To be frank, if I can get play on one of those apps, anyone can

Not that I would ever do such a thing.

To be me, you'd have to be terrified of online dating.

Jan 16, 2015#34

Celt Z

Je suis Frank?

Jan 16, 2015#35

BananaHands

Frank said:
To be me, you'd have to be terrified of online dating.

I don't know, I think you could wrangle up some gusto to do it.

Jan 16, 2015#36

fade

I keep coming to this thread to look at tiger girl.

Jan 16, 2015#37

Emrys

Dave said:
You whippersnappers should have to go to bars and make an ass out of yourself in person like we used to have to do in the old days!

Waddaya mean "bars"? You had a villiage matchmaker and you were happy for it, what with all the Hundred Year's War and the bubonic plague.

:hide:

Jan 16, 2015#38

GasBandit

In my day, if you wanted to meet girls, you had to plunder a country across the cold, cold sea.

Jan 16, 2015#39

Bowielee

I don't want to reinforce cromagnon stereotypes, but it was my understanding that Dave had to go out and club them over the head and drag them back to his cave by their hair.

Jan 16, 2015#40

PatrThom

Dave said:
You whippersnappers should have to go to bars and make an ass out of yourself in person like we used to have to do in the old days!

And pay for ads in the newspaper that run for three days and make you sift through anonymous responses to a temporary voicemail mailbox at the paper!

--Patrick

Jan 16, 2015#41

jwhouk

PatrThom said:
And pay for ads in the newspaper that run for three days and make you sift through anonymous responses to a temporary voicemail mailbox at the paper!

--Patrick

HEY NOW! Don't knock newspaper ads!

Jan 16, 2015#42

PatrThom

I'm not knockin' 'em.
I'm just saying they're old school.

--Patrick

Jan 16, 2015#43

Celt Z

We can call it Plenty o' Fishwrappers!

Jan 17, 2015#44

Bubble181

Bowielee said:
I don't want to reinforce cromagnon stereotypes, but it was my understanding that Dave had to go out and club them over the head and drag them back to his cave by their hair.

There were already women in his day? I thought those didn't come around 'till that young Adam guy showed up?

Jan 17, 2015#45

grub

I thought it went Adam->Seth->Dave...Noah

Jan 17, 2015#46

Celt Z

Guys, if you're really not sure, why not ask his younger brother, Methuselah?

Jan 17, 2015#47

BananaHands

PLUR

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Jan 17, 2015#48

Ravenpoe

BananaHands said:
PLUR

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I wonder what that shared interest is

Jan 17, 2015#49

Charlie Don't Surf

would swipe right

Jan 17, 2015#50

Squidleybits

What is PLUR?

Jan 17, 2015#51

Charlie Don't Surf

I'm pretty sure it's a sex thing that I don't want to know

Jan 17, 2015#52

HCGLNS

It's a mind frame that suggests they are ignorant of the world and how it actually operates and should be exploited for your own personal gain.

Think Sansa Stark or @Charlie Don't Surf standing next to Bill Clinton.

Jan 17, 2015#53

Charlie Don't Surf

HCGLNS said:
It's a mind frame that suggests they are ignorant of the world and how it actually operates and should be exploited for your own personal gain.
.

you're such a mean old man

plur
n. The lifestyle concept of Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect. Originated in a speech by NYC DJ Frankie Bones early in the history of raves, it's undefined dogma of comraderie for all humanity has been adopted by many ravers as an attempted lifestyle.

Jan 17, 2015#54

PatrThom

Charlie Don't Surf said:
The lifestyle concept of Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect.

That would explain the surrounding emoji.

--Patrick

Jan 17, 2015#55

HCGLNS

Charlie Don't Surf said:
you're such a mean old man
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plur&defid=158242

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plur&defid=158242

Ah shucks, thanks Sansa.

Jan 17, 2015#56

BananaHands

FOXY.

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Jan 17, 2015#57

BananaHands

Also my friend says that the girls have it much more interesting on Tinder.

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Jan 17, 2015#58

Terrik

BananaHands said:
FOXY.

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Right up my alley.

Jan 17, 2015#59

BananaHands

I feel bad, I should post the girls I've actually met with and have been wonderful.

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Jan 17, 2015#60

Celt Z

BananaHands said:
I feel bad, I should post the girls I've actually met with and have been wonderful.

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That kinda goes against the title of the thread.

Jan 18, 2015#61

Null

BananaHands said:
FOXY.

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She spelled Amy wrong. (just kidding)

Jan 18, 2015#62

Charlie Don't Surf

actually on second review it's kind of problematic that she appropriates the closed fist of the Black Panther / Black Power movement as "respect", so I don't think it would ever work out between us

Jan 19, 2015#63

PatrThom

I always see that emojicon as the ASL fingerspelling of the letter "e."

--Patrick

Jan 20, 2015#64

BananaHands

Not gonna lie, really thrilled for tonights tinder date.

Jan 20, 2015#65

Bowielee

Of course you can get a girl like that BananaHands. You handsome devil you.

Plus, you know BANANA hands. :unibrow:

Here's to hoping it doesn't turn out to be a dude!

Jan 20, 2015#66

BananaHands

Bowielee said:
Of course you can get a girl like that BananaHands. You handsome devil you.

Plus, you know BANANA hands.

Here's to hoping it doesn't turn out to be a dude!

Oh god, wouldn't that be something fitting for the thread.

Jan 20, 2015#67

Ravenpoe

Bowielee said:
Of course you can get a girl like that BananaHands. You handsome devil you.

Plus, you know BANANA hands.

Here's to hoping it doesn't turn out to be a dude!

*looks at pic again. Would still consider*

Jan 20, 2015#68

BananaHands

Ravenpoe said:
*looks at pic again. Would still consider*

Same. I creeped on her instagram...

Jan 20, 2015#69

GasBandit

She's very bendy.

Jan 20, 2015#70

drifter

Open shoulders, nice thoracic extension. 10/10 would go to yoga class with.

Jan 20, 2015#71

Charlie Don't Surf

cool transphobia ITT

Jan 20, 2015#72

bhamv3

Hey Bananahands, you're bringing your own Pokemon team with you, right? To have her prove her credentials? I mean, yeah, lots of people lie on Tinder, but this is one claim that's easily confirmed or debunked.

You can tell a lot about a person by the Pokemon team they use.

Jan 20, 2015#73

Null

bhamv3 said:
Hey Bananahands, you're bringing your own Pokemon team with you, right? To have her prove her credentials? I mean, yeah, lots of people lie on Tinder, but this is one claim that's easily confirmed or debunked.

You can tell a lot about a person by the Pokemon team they use.

Yeah, dates love having their credentials openly checked.

Jan 20, 2015#74

bhamv3

Null said:
Yeah, dates love having their credentials openly checked.

Listen, you can't just claim to be a Pokemon master and not expect to be challenged. It's what trainers do. They're out to be the very best, and you can only prove you're the best by beating everyone else.

Putting "level 100 Pokemon master" on your Tinder profile is basically the Pokemon equivalent of swinging your penis around like a flail and shouting "Come have a go if you think you're hard enough!"

Jan 20, 2015#75

Frank

BananaHands said:
Not gonna lie, really thrilled for tonights tinder date.

Would swipe whichever direction is correct.[DOUBLEPOST=1421806589,1421806432][/DOUBLEPOST]

Charlie Don't Surf said:
cool transphobia ITT

Wait, what are you referring to? This is literally the tamest Tinder thread I've ever seen.

edit - Oh, I missed the Seinfeld post. Nevermind.

Jan 20, 2015#76

BananaHands

bhamv3 said:
"Come have a go if you think you're hard enough!"

BANANAHANDS used HARDEN![DOUBLEPOST=1421806638,1421806593][/DOUBLEPOST]

Charlie Don't Surf said:
cool transphobia ITT

You'll note the Seinfeld gif that references the episode where they're constantly saying "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

Jan 20, 2015#77

Charlie Don't Surf

well you kind of implied it was terrifying, and BowieLee had the "hope it's not a dude" comment. Trans women aren't dudes. They're women.

Jan 21, 2015#78

BananaHands

Charlie Don't Surf said:
well you kind of implied it was terrifying, and BowieLee had the "hope it's not a dude" comment. Trans women aren't dudes. They're women.

Eh, I get where you're coming from. No offense intended.

She never showed up at the bar so I guess karma is on your side, Charles.

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Jan 21, 2015#79

BananaHands

Now, back on topic! From my friends tindering.

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Jan 21, 2015#80

BananaHands

Date showed up. She's really drunk.

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Jan 21, 2015#81

LordRendar

Was she drunk before she showed up? Or after?

Jan 21, 2015#82

BananaHands

LordRendar said:
Was she drunk before she showed up? Or after?

Before.

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Jan 21, 2015#83

Tinwhistler

Charlie Don't Surf said:
cool transphobia ITT

Ceci n'est pas tumblr

Jan 21, 2015#84

Null

Goddamnit tumblr, dysphoria is not a verb!

Jan 21, 2015#85

drawn_inward

At that moment, @Null dysphoriaded across the room to talk to @Tinwhistler.

FTFY

Jan 21, 2015#86

fade

Charlie Don't Surf said:
well you kind of implied it was terrifying, and BowieLee had the "hope it's not a dude" comment. Trans women aren't dudes. They're women.

Whoa, hang on. What "trans" are we talking? Many biologically male transvestites identify as male gender, not female.

Jan 21, 2015#87

BananaHands

Jan 21, 2015#88

PatrThom

Men can theoretically get pregnant.
It's just not recommended, as it requires lots of medical interference in order to work properly.
I look forward to the first actual attempt, and not just the lip service and casual musings.

--Patrick

Jan 21, 2015#89

Terrik

PatrThom said:
Men can theoretically get pregnant.
It's just not recommended, as it requires lots of medical interference in order to work properly.
I look forward to the first actual attempt, and not just the lip service and casual musings.

--Patrick

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Jan 21, 2015#90

PatrThom

Terrik said:
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For anyone who is curious, that second broken image is the same image, just encoded as a looooong base64 text string.

--Patrick

Jan 22, 2015#91

Bowielee

LOL, at the straight guy telling the gay former drag queen that he's transphobic.

Jan 22, 2015#92

DarkAudit

Bowielee said:
LOL, at the straight guy telling the gay former drag queen that he's transphobic.

In CDS World, we're just below police as the most horrible people ever.

Jan 22, 2015#93

fade

What's wrong with implying something is terrifying to you, anyway? Tolerant does equal like. I'm terrified by the idea of eating pickled beets, but if you enjoy them, please continue.

Jan 22, 2015#94

Charlie Don't Surf

fade said:
What's wrong with implying something is terrifying to you, anyway? Tolerant does equal like. I'm terrified by the idea of eating pickled beets, but if you enjoy them, please continue.

are you aware of what the word phobia means?[DOUBLEPOST=1421948694,1421948593][/DOUBLEPOST]

Bowielee said:
LOL, at the straight guy telling the gay former drag queen that he's transphobic.

Being gay isn't some shield to never being misogynistic, racist, transphobic, et al.

Jan 22, 2015#95

fade

You're talking about the implied social injustices due to fear that have come under the umbrella of the connotation of the suffix -phobia rather than the fear itself.

Jan 22, 2015#96

Bowielee

Trolling troll is trolling, moving on.

Jan 22, 2015#97

BananaHands

*swipes left*[DOUBLEPOST=1421949837,1421949769][/DOUBLEPOST]

Jan 22, 2015#98

Celt Z

fade said:
What's wrong with implying something is terrifying to you, anyway? Tolerant does equal like. I'm terrified by the idea of eating pickled beets, but if you enjoy them, please continue.

I think equating "terrifying" and "don't like/aren't interested" is where the problem lies. I don't like chocolate ice cream, but I'm not terrified of eating it. Finding out your date is trans (-vestite or -gendered) shouldn't be terrifying because there is no threat to your person. To be fearful of it perpetuates the myth that being in proximity to those who are different mean you can "catch" whatever caused their preferences, or said preferences are harmful and evil. If anything, you treat it like you would any date that wasn't going how you hoped: you politely end it and not go out anymore. You don't have to be attracted to said-person, but you shouldn't be fearful of their existence in your life. That's probably closer to tolerance.

Jan 22, 2015#99

fade

But by that same token, "terrified" was undoubtedly hyperbole intended to mean "don't like".

Jan 22, 2015#100

GasBandit

Dating is just terrifying in general. Remember being terrified she won't like you? Terrified you'll say something stupid, or fart, or come back with toilet paper on your shoe?

Jan 22, 2015#101

Charlie Don't Surf

GasBandit said:
Terrified you'll say something stupid, or fart, or come back with toilet paper on your shoe?

people aren't routinely murdered for having toilet paper on their shoe

Jan 22, 2015#102

GasBandit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
people aren't routinely murdered for having toilet paper on their shoe

Routinely, no. But it would have been just my luck to be the statistical outlier.

Also, the spectre of social rejection can be terrifying. You don't have to be in physical danger.

Jan 22, 2015#103

Celt Z

fade said:
But by that same token, "terrified" was undoubtedly hyperbole intended to mean "don't like".

Sometimes, and I'm sure that's how you meant it, but a)we're in a forum that regularly nitpicks hyperbole (yourself included), and b)we're talking about a stereotype of a group who existence gets treated like it's a threat to daily life. I'm not going to jump to extremes and accuse anyone here of transphobia, because I don't think that's the case. I'm saying labeling this outcome as "terrifying" feels a little hyperbolic-too-far.

GasBandit said:
Dating is just terrifying in general.

Agreed. And in this thread I'd also add "mystifying" and occasionally "horrifying".

Jan 22, 2015#104

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I'd say awe-inspiring

Jan 22, 2015#105

bhamv3

Wait wait wait, back up... @Celt Z you don't like chocolate ice cream? Chocolate ice cream is awesome!

Jan 22, 2015#106

Chad Sexington

bhamv3 said:
Wait wait wait, back up... @Celt Z you don't like chocolate ice cream? Chocolate ice cream is awesome!

Uh, no. It is a solid example of flying too close to the sun. Chocolate is good, ice cream is good, surely if I combine them... But, no. Vanilla ice cream is obviously better.

Jan 22, 2015#107

bhamv3

Chad Sexington said:
Uh, no. It is a solid example of flying too close to the sun. Chocolate is good, ice cream is good, surely if I combine them... But, no. Vanilla ice cream is obviously better.

...

...

PISTOLS AT DAWN, SIR!!

Jan 22, 2015#108

Gusto

Once again living in the ball of anxiety that comes with messaging someone and hoping:

a) that I didn't accidentally creep her out
b) that she isn't making fun of me with friends or on a blog somewhere
c) that she may actually be interested and message me back![DOUBLEPOST=1421976634,1421976588][/DOUBLEPOST]I'm a beautiful and unique snowflake that likes strawberry ice cream.

Jan 22, 2015#109

Celt Z

bhamv3 said:
Wait wait wait, back up... @Celt Z you don't like chocolate ice cream? Chocolate ice cream is awesome!

My problem with chocolate ice cream is the same problem I usually have with milk chocolate: it's too sweet for me. I love chocolate, but it usually has to be dark chocolate. It's rare for me to find a brand of chocolate ice cream that I like, though I do like chocolate pieces or hot fudge in ice cream.

Jan 22, 2015#110

GasBandit

I sense another steak war brewing.

Jan 22, 2015#111

Celt Z

Not from me. If other people enjoy chocolate, awesome, they can have my share. I find chocolate-based ice creams upset my stomach faster than vanilla ones, but I won't begrudge people who enjoy it.
When I worked at an ice cream parlor in college, there was a chocolate-based flavor of Double Rainbow brand ice cream I like, but I could only have a couple of a spoonful or two at a time. I wish I could remember which one it was.

Jan 22, 2015#112

jwhouk

Mint Chocolate Chocolate Chip. Practically unheard of outside of specialty ice cream parlors.

Jan 22, 2015#113

GasBandit

Dear god I love mint chocolate chip. Mint Chocolate Chocolate Chip might kill me. Thin mints are already my kryptonite.

Jan 22, 2015#114

sixpackshaker

Gusto said:
I'm a beautiful and unique snowflake that likes strawberry ice cream.

Too bad you are too far away to have Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla and Strawberries... the only non-chocolate ice cream that I desire.

Jan 22, 2015#115

PatrThom

Blue Moon FTW!

GasBandit said:
Thin mints are already my kryptonite.

You know you can get ice cream made with these, right?

--Patrick

Jan 22, 2015#116

Celt Z

Mmmmmmmm mint chocolate chip!!

Jan 22, 2015#117

GasBandit

sixpackshaker said:
Too bad you are too far away to have Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla and Strawberries... the only non-chocolate ice cream that I desire.

You tried blue bell's kettle caramel crunch?

I could easily see myself rupturing my stomach with enough access to that.

Jan 22, 2015#118

Tinwhistler

Chad Sexington said:
Uh, no. It is a solid example of flying too close to the sun. Chocolate is good, ice cream is good, surely if I combine them... But, no. Vanilla ice cream is obviously better.

Ice cream in general sucks.

Gelato is where it's at.

INB4 charlie accuses the ice cream discussion of being a thinly veiled metaphor exposing the racism on halforums.

Jan 22, 2015#119

grub

I'm all for Vanilla with stuff added. like Maple Walnut, Almond Mocha, but I'm not a fan of Chocolate Ice Cream. Just a bit too much for me.

Jan 22, 2015#120

bhamv3

Tinwhistler said:
Ice cream in general sucks.

Gelato is where it's at.

My first ever bite of gelato was chocolate flavored. Perhaps that's where my passion for chocolate ice cream comes from.

Jan 22, 2015#121

Frank

Chocolate ice cream is ass. Pure ass.

I'm with you B-hands, strawberry.

Jan 23, 2015#122

bhamv3

Frank said:
Chocolate ice cream is ass. Pure ass.

I'm with you B-hands, strawberry.

PISTOLS AT DAWN, Sirwaitaminuteyou've actually got training to shoot, don't you? Never mind.

Jan 23, 2015#123

Bowielee

I'm partial to cookie dough or moose tracks, myself

Jan 23, 2015#124

Chad Sexington

bhamv3 said:
...

...

PISTOLS AT DAWN, SIR!!

Yeah, alright. Let's. I'm willing to die on this hill.

Jan 23, 2015#125

Charlie Don't Surf

Tinwhistler said:
INB4 charlie accuses the ice cream discussion of being a thinly veiled metaphor exposing the racism on halforums.

please don't @ me

Jan 23, 2015#126

Ravenpoe

They make icecream other than chocolate? Why?

Jan 23, 2015#127

DarkAudit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
please don't @ me

It was your choice to threadcrap, not ours. If you can't deal with the fallout, either stop white knighting mass murderers or there's the door.

Jan 23, 2015#128

Bubble181

I prefer pistachio or Rhuim-raisin. Sorry

Also, Celt_Z, there's plenty of dark chocolate icecream out there that's more bitter than sweet. Just perhaps not in the US of A. Move to Belgium, we know how to chocolate

Jan 23, 2015#129

Tinwhistler

Charlie Don't Surf said:
please don't @ me

Don't oppress me bro.

To expand on my earlier statement: Gelato has an awesome silky smooth texture, has less air, and thus more flavor (no matter what your favorite), and is even (generally) healthier, containing less fat and sugar.

Jan 23, 2015#130

HCGLNS

All right minded long-eared Halforumites prefer Maple Walnut. You short eared freaks need to get in line.

Jan 23, 2015#131

Celt Z

You guys are making me miss working at the ice cream parlor. The owner encouraged us to try every flavor at some point so when customers asked, we could give an informed opinion. I got to try flavors I normally wouldn't be interested in, and was pleasantly surprised more often than not.

For those who like strawberry and rum raisin, I remembered we carried Bassett's in those flavors and they were both delicious. I recommend them if you get a chance. Also, a small scoop of their caramel cinnamon swirl is great in coffee instead of cream and sugar.

Jan 23, 2015#132

DarkAudit

Jan 23, 2015#133

GasBandit

DarkAudit said:

Jan 23, 2015#134

Just Me

Bubble181 said:
I prefer pistachio or Rhuim-raisin. Sorry

Also, Celt_Z, there's plenty of dark chocolate icecream out there that's more bitter than sweet. Just perhaps not in the US of A. Move to Belgium, we know how to chocolate

You surely do, I'm just indulging myself with daily tidbits from my latest order f Neuhaus pralines.

Jan 23, 2015#135

Ravenpoe

Bubble181 said:
I prefer pistachio or Rhuim-raisin. Sorry

Also, Celt_Z, there's plenty of dark chocolate icecream out there that's more bitter than sweet. Just perhaps not in the US of A. Move to Belgium, we know how to chocolate

Do you think so little of the US to think we don't have dark chocolate icecream? We totally do, and it's wonderful.

Jan 23, 2015#136

drawn_inward

Pistachio with almonds = best!

Jan 23, 2015#137

Bubble181

Ravenpoe said:
Do you think so little of the US to think we don't have dark chocolate icecream? We totally do, and it's wonderful.

Of course you do. I'm just replying to her "I usually don't like chocolate ice cream because it's too sweet" point. There's chocolate ice cream and chocolate ice cream, just like there's chocolate and chocolate. Anyone who thinks hershey's or Cadbury even deserves that name knows not the True Way of Chocolate

Even between black chocolates, there's a huge difference. I'm not saying she "has" to like chocolate ice cream (because there are better flavors out there - chestnut is yummy too, for example), I'm only trying to say that, if 'too sweet" is her reason for not liking it, she should keep an open mind about some because there are types out there that are definitely not "too sweet" (since they're not very sweet at all).

Jan 23, 2015#138

GasBandit

Jan 23, 2015#139

BananaHands

Mothafuckas in this thread actin' like they ain't never heard of sorbet.

Jan 23, 2015#140

Bumble the Boy Wonder

This whole thread has been a fucking roller coaster, I tell you hwhat

Jan 23, 2015#141

Celt Z

GasBandit said:

So the same way they do on straight apps? Mind. Blown.

Jan 23, 2015#142

Bowielee

GasBandit said:

That is eerily accurate.

Jan 23, 2015#143

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
So the same way they do on straight apps? Mind. Blown.

Bowielee said:
That is eerily accurate.

I... I feel like there's some kind of epiphany here I'm JUST SHORT of making.

Jan 23, 2015#144

rac3r_x

Jan 23, 2015#145

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
I... I feel like there's some kind of epiphany here I'm JUST SHORT of making.

... men want sex?

Jan 24, 2015#146

Squidleybits

HCGLNS said:
All right minded long-eared Halforumites prefer Maple Walnut. You short eared freaks need to get in line.

what the what? Chocolate. it's always chocolate.

Jan 25, 2015#147

ThatNickGuy

Charlie Don't Surf said:
cool transphobia ITT

There's a MASSIVE difference between being transphobic and simply wanting your date to be who they say they are.

Also, I'm very surprised you're not saying it was creepy he posted a pic of her drunk during the date.

Jan 25, 2015#148

DarkAudit

Thread needs more tinder and/or ice cream. And less you-know-who.

Jan 25, 2015#149

ThatNickGuy

DarkAudit said:
Thread needs more tinder and/or ice cream. And less you-know-who.

This thread needs less...BRUCE!

Wait. Shit, I did that wrong, didn't I?

Jan 25, 2015#150

Jax

ThatNickGuy said:
Wait. Shit, I did that wrong, didn't I?

Prom night all over again, eh?

Jan 25, 2015#151

Charlie Don't Surf

DarkAudit said:
Thread needs more tinder and/or ice cream. And less you-know-who.

don't subtweet me

Jan 25, 2015#152

DarkAudit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
don't subtweet me

Suck it. You have no power over me or anyone else here. You can either take that forest of sticks out of your ass or you can GTFO.

Jan 25, 2015#153

Bubble181

I don't even know what the word "subtweet" is supposed to mean.

That said, Charlie, I think it's still anyone's right to say what they want. I see neither offense nor insult in that post of his towards you. So....Really, you want to refuse someone else the right to voice their opinion? If so, fuck off. If not, you're, again, being horrible at expressing what you mean.

Jan 25, 2015#154

Charlie Don't Surf

Bubble181 said:
I don't even know what the word "subtweet" is supposed to mean..

yet your fingers started mashing the keyboard anyways

Jan 25, 2015#155

Bubble181

Charlie Don't Surf said:
yet your fingers started mashing the keyboard anyways

Pot, kettle, etc.

Jan 25, 2015#156

Charlie Don't Surf

I don't think I've ever replied to a post where I didn't know what the words in it were saying

I was joking mostly anyways since this ain't twitter, but y'all can keep cussin' me out if it makes you feel better

Jan 25, 2015#157

Officer_Charon

Used to enjoy Phish Food. But no more Ben and Jerry's, so I guess I'ma hop on this wonderful Southern Bluebell love train.

Also, need more Tinder Tragedies, Triumphs, and Terrors.

Jan 25, 2015#158

Gruebeard

Bubble181 said:
I don't even know what the word "subtweet" is supposed to mean.

That said, Charlie, I think it's still anyone's right to say what they want. I see neither offense nor insult in that post of his towards you. So....Really, you want to refuse someone else the right to voice their opinion? If so, fuck off. If not, you're, again, being horrible at expressing what you mean.

Maybe it's a subsonic tweet. . .

Can you subhoot, you sexy owl?

Jan 25, 2015#159

Officer_Charon

Gruebeard said:
Can you subhoot, you sexy owl?

Not with the ballgag in, he can't.

Jan 25, 2015#160

Gruebeard

But that's why the gag is there. Oh, wait. That would be ventriloqueerism.[DOUBLEPOST=1422222905,1422222770][/DOUBLEPOST]. . . That was not appropriate.

Jan 25, 2015#161

Squidleybits

Officer_Charon said:
Used to enjoy Phish Food. But no more Ben and Jerry's, so I guess I'ma hop on this wonderful Southern Bluebell love train.

Also, need more Tinder Tragedies, Triumphs, and Terrors.

I will freely admit that I laughed out loud when I saw the picture of bear guy.

Jan 25, 2015#162

Null

It's weird to see half the thread missing since I have Charlie on ignore, but every time I show ignored content to see his messages, I'm reminded of exactly why I have him on ignore.

I like most types of ice cream but I like to change it up. Too much of any one thing gets old.

Jan 25, 2015#163

Squidleybits

We have a brick of Slice Cream for tonight!

Jan 25, 2015#164

Bubble181

Gruebeard said:
Maybe it's a subsonic tweet. . .

Can you subhoot, you sexy owl?

Let me try....

HOOT

How was that?

Jan 25, 2015#165

Gruebeard

I want to rate that a pun, squiddly, but I'm not sure if it is.

Jan 25, 2015#166

Squidleybits

It's real!! Chocolate ice cream in a brick is no joke.

Jan 25, 2015#167

Gruebeard

That was more of a CAPShoot. Nearly the opposite.[DOUBLEPOST=1422223672,1422223599][/DOUBLEPOST]Then no pun for you, squiddly.

Jan 26, 2015#168

Charlie Don't Surf

Null said:
It's weird to see half the thread missing since I have Charlie on ignore, but every time I show ignored content to see his messages, I'm reminded of exactly why I have him on ignore.

I like most types of ice cream but I like to change it up. Too much of any one thing gets old.

who gives a fuck who you have on ignore

Jan 26, 2015#169

Tress

This thread was much better when people were sharing Tindr horror stories. Can we please get back to that?

Jan 26, 2015#170

Cajungal

If it'll shut everyone up I'll break up with Jake, download the app, and hook up with a bunch of random gentlemen. And perhaps ladies.

Jan 26, 2015#171

GasBandit

Cajungal said:
If it'll shut everyone up I'll break up with Jake, download the app, and hook up with a bunch of random gentlemen. And perhaps ladies.

Jan 26, 2015#172

Ravenpoe

Cajungal said:
If it'll shut everyone up I'll break up with Jake, download the app, and hook up with a bunch of random gentlemen. And perhaps ladies.

How YOU doin'?

Jan 26, 2015#173

Cajungal

Ravenpoe said:
How YOU doin'?

I'm very well, thank you. My goodness, sir, what a random gentleman you are... :unibrow:

Jan 26, 2015#174

Bowielee

Cajungal said:
If it'll shut everyone up I'll break up with Jake, download the app, and hook up with a bunch of random gentlemen. And perhaps ladies.

FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!

Jan 26, 2015#175

Cajungal

Bowielee said:
FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!

Jan 26, 2015#176

Squidleybits

Cajungal said:
If it'll shut everyone up I'll break up with Jake, download the app, and hook up with a bunch of random gentlemen. And perhaps ladies.

You're interested in the bear guy yes?

Jan 26, 2015#177

Bowielee

We aren't starting a wife swap thread, are we?

Jan 26, 2015#178

jwhouk

No, you can't have mine.

Jan 26, 2015#179

Dei

Look, I feel like if you Tindr for threesomes, it'll be way more exciting than leaving your husband.

Jan 26, 2015#180

Dave

See, I think Tinder is hilarious, but I have to stay away from it. I mean, I want to join just to look at the silly shit people post, but being a married man I don't think that would be easy to explain.

Jan 26, 2015#181

Bowielee

Dave said:
See, I think Tinder is hilarious, but I have to stay away from it. I mean, I want to join just to look at the silly shit people post, but being a married man I don't think that would be easy to explain.

Jan 26, 2015#182

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
Sign up for an account with your wife and share the laughs. Hell, better yet, put it on HER phone.

"Boy Carol, you and Susan sure seem to spend a lot of time at the gym!" - Ross Gellar, 1994

Jan 26, 2015#183

Anonymous

Bowielee said:
Sign up for an account with your wife and share the laughs. Hell, better yet, put it on HER phone.

I wouldn't do that. I've never cheated but I don't know about her. I think she did. So I don't want to put Tinder on her phone.

And yes the anonymous was on purpose.

Jan 26, 2015#184

Ravenpoe

Damn, it just got real in here

Jan 26, 2015#185

GasBandit

Anonymous said:
I wouldn't do that. I've never cheated but I don't know about her. I think she did. So I don't want to put Tinder on her phone.

And yes the anonymous was on purpose.

Jan 26, 2015#186

Dave

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bna6gfNZH4xYhsoz0RURMDUfDy0sczPFRd970kdTvvM/preview?sle=true

Jan 26, 2015#187

GasBandit

The lengths a guy will go to in getting laid.

Also I like that she insisted on MLA format. APA is for suckers. Also he didn't actually have a Works Cited so it's not in either format.

Jan 26, 2015#188

Bowielee

GasBandit said:
The lengths a guy will go to in getting laid.

Also I like that she insisted on MLA format. APA is for suckers. Also he didn't actually have a Works Cited so it's not in either format.

You shut your filthy whore mouth.

Jan 27, 2015#189

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
You shut your filthy whore mouth.

Jan 27, 2015#190

PatrThom

Happily married. No need for Tinder.

I still come to the thread to marvel, though. At the swipes, the japes, whatever.

--Patrick

Jan 27, 2015#191

redthirtyone

Wow - is that a 3% battery? Are you TRYING to give someone a heart attack?!

Jan 27, 2015#192

GasBandit

redthirtyone said:
Wow - is that a 3% battery? Are you TRYING to give someone a heart attack?!

Savages. SAVAGES.

Jan 27, 2015#193

fade

I looked at that battery icon and immediately heard the Metal Gear "discovered" sound effect.

Jan 27, 2015#194

GasBandit

fade said:
I looked at that battery icon and immediately heard the Metal Gear "discovered" sound effect.

This is how 3% sounds in my head.

Jan 27, 2015#195

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
This is how 3% sounds in my head.

Goddamnit, that just gave me horrible flashbacks.

#triggered

Jan 27, 2015#196

GasBandit

Ravenpoe said:
Goddamnit, that just gave me horrible flashbacks.

#triggered

NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL

Jan 29, 2015#197

GasBandit

This is how we do it.

Jan 29, 2015#198

Tinwhistler

I've seen that kind of machine before.

but not in that context

:oops:

Jan 29, 2015#199

Charlie Don't Surf

Jan 29, 2015#200

GasBandit

Tinwhistler said:
I've seen that kind of machine before.

but not in that context

I have those videos too, man.

Jan 29, 2015#201

Ravenpoe

Tinwhistler said:
I've seen that kind of machine before.

but not in that context

It's kind of the same context...

Jan 29, 2015#202

Celt Z

I don't know who Carrie Plotter is, but I like her style. :cool:

Jan 30, 2015#203

GasBandit

Jan 30, 2015#204

Terrik

Smooth.

Jan 30, 2015#205

Gusto

That's actually incredible.

Jan 30, 2015#206

Bowielee

I hope she slept with him based on that alone.

That is one shmoove mofo.

Jan 30, 2015#207

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
I hope she slept with him based on that alone.

That is one shmoove mofo.

Jan 30, 2015#208

PatrThom

Charlie Don't Surf said:

Steven need Haiku lesson

--Patrick

Jan 31, 2015#209

Charlie Don't Surf

Jan 31, 2015#210

GasBandit

She just called someone a cishet white boy unironically, and used the plural possessive, indicating she wants ALL of them torn down.

I'm no longer a fan of CarriePotter_.

Jan 31, 2015#211

fade

Well you know, If tumblr has taught me anything, it's that hate is totally the best weapon against hate.

Jan 31, 2015#212

Charlie Don't Surf

yeah, she's pretty radical that way, I thought I was screening slightly the ones that had that stuff but I missed that. I just meant to share the "terrible dudes" type

Feb 1, 2015#213

GasBandit

Feb 1, 2015#214

Terrik

oh dear god

Feb 1, 2015#215

Cajungal

Cue the "nope" gifs.

Feb 1, 2015#216

PatrThom

I think we're ignoring the more important question...
...WHO IS TAKING THE PICTURE???

--Patrick

Feb 1, 2015#217

Dave

He looks fully submerged.
He says he's 30 but he looks older than me.

Feb 2, 2015#218

Simfers

Dave said:
He looks fully submerged.

He says he's 30 but he looks older than me.

Woah, hey, now, let's not go nuts...

Feb 2, 2015#219

Gruebeard

Maybe he meant 30 centuries. Maybe.

Feb 2, 2015#220

Squidleybits

Where is the bear guy??

Feb 2, 2015#221

Simfers

Presumably in the bear.

Interpret that howsoever you wish. :eek:

Feb 2, 2015#222

Gruebeard

Feb 3, 2015#223

GasBandit

Feb 3, 2015#224

bhamv3

GasBandit said:

... swipe right.

Feb 3, 2015#225

Null

Cajungal said:
Cue the "nope" gifs.

Feb 3, 2015#226

HCGLNS

Feb 4, 2015#227

Frank

GasBandit said:

She's probably pretty funny.

Feb 4, 2015#228

GasBandit

Feb 5, 2015#229

PatrThom

GasBandit said:

Alcohol may have been a factor.

--Patrick

Feb 12, 2015#230

GasBandit

She's a Chloe fo sho.

Also yay for 81% battery.

Feb 13, 2015#231

GasBandit

Feb 14, 2015#232

Gusto

At least in my area, Tinder is bustling today. Go figure.

Feb 16, 2015#233

GasBandit

I think this is where this goes.

Feb 16, 2015#234

Celt Z

It makes my soul die a little knowing that someone would write this stuff, even for the "lulz".

Feb 16, 2015#235

Bubble181

Let's not go to Comic con this year.

Feb 16, 2015#236

Dave

They do go from 0 to creepy in record times.

Feb 16, 2015#237

Null

You can *hear* the fedoras. Well, trilbys, probably, but still.

Feb 16, 2015#238

DarkAudit

Celt Z said:
It makes my soul die a little knowing that someone would write this stuff, even for the "lulz".

I've said before, "for the lulz" should be a capital offense.

And crap like this just begs for "go ahead and appeal. In the meantime the prisoner is going to be hanged."

(trying to find a link... the latter was a quote from an Old West judge.)[DOUBLEPOST=1424131440,1424131369][/DOUBLEPOST]

Null said:
You can *hear* the fedoras. Well, trilbys, probably, but still.

Do NOT disparage the fedora. Only trilbys pull this bullshit. :mad:

Feb 16, 2015#239

Null

DarkAudit said:
I've said before, "for the lulz" should be a capital offense.

And crap like this just begs for "go ahead and appeal. In the meantime the prisoner is going to be hanged."

(trying to find a link... the latter was a quote from an Old West judge.)[DOUBLEPOST=1424131440,1424131369][/DOUBLEPOST]
Do NOT disparage the fedora. Only trilbys pull this bullshit.

Whatever. What I'm saying is 80% of those lines are written by guys like this:

Feb 16, 2015#240

GasBandit

Wow. There's neckbeards and then there's neck-only-beards, and then there's THAT guy.

Feb 16, 2015#241

Null

GasBandit said:
Wow. There's neckbeards and then there's neck-only-beards, and then there's THAT guy.

It's the neckbeard, molestache, and fucktard hat that truly makes it the creepazoid trifecta.

Feb 16, 2015#242

GasBandit

Null said:
It's the neckbeard, molestache, and fucktard hat that truly makes it the creepazoid trifecta.

That beard looks like he grew a beard, shaved it off, regretted it immediately, and tried to glue it back on.

Feb 16, 2015#243

Dave

Unless you know the back story, that guy has done nothing wrong. He may be very nice.

Feb 16, 2015#244

GasBandit

Dave said:
Unless you know the back story, that guy has done nothing wrong. He may be very nice.

He registered on OKCupid. That's 2 strikes against him right there.

Then the beard is 7 more

Feb 16, 2015#245

ThatNickGuy

Dave said:
Unless you know the back story, that guy has done nothing wrong. He may be very nice.

Charlie? Is that you?

Feb 16, 2015#246

Dave

ThatNickGuy said:
Charlie? Is that you?

No, but he looks like a guy I know. Dude is one of the nicest, sweetest people you'd ever want to meet. And I thought, "What if this guy saw the photo and comments?" He might be a typical neckbeard creeper, or he might just be an ugly dude who hit the web.

Feb 16, 2015#247

DarkAudit

Dave said:
No, but he looks like a guy I know. Dude is one of the nicest, sweetest people you'd ever want to meet. And I thought, "What if this guy saw the photo and comments?" He might be a typical neckbeard creeper, or he might just be an ugly dude who hit the web.

Seriously. What the hell crawled up Null's ass tonight?

Feb 17, 2015#248

Dave

DarkAudit said:
Seriously. What the hell crawled up Null's ass tonight?

Nothing. Had this guy not looked like my friend I probably wouldn't have noticed anything and made comments as well. I think the realization will help me in the future.

Feb 17, 2015#249

fade

Can someone explain "neckbeard" to me?

Feb 17, 2015#250

GasBandit

fade said:
Can someone explain "neckbeard" to me?

A neckbeard is a beard where the majority of the unshorn growth is on the neck, as opposed to the jaw, chin, or cheeks. It's been a common feature for a long time for the overweight to "disguise" their neck fat/extra chin. Back in the 80s and 90s, nerdy, geeky stereotypes were usually clean shaven. But somewhere along the line, things changed. Now the stereotype for the socially awkward american has changed from this:

To this:

Feb 17, 2015#251

redthirtyone

To illustrate Dave's point, picture #6 above (the one after the waifu) bears a resemblance to the type of beard I recall NorthRanger having in a few of the pics he posted on here.

Feb 17, 2015#252

Dave

redthirtyone said:
To illustrate Dave's point, picture #6 above (the one after the waifu) bears a resemblance to the type of beard I recall NorthRanger having in a few of the pics he posted on here.

Yeah, I'm all for making fun of people for things they do or say. The way they look, though? Maybe not so much. And by that I mean not so much any more. I'm just as guilty of that as anyone. But I'm trying real hard to be the Shepherd.

Feb 17, 2015#253

Terrik

Feb 17, 2015#254

ncts_dodge_man

Terrik said:

or if you prefer Jennifer Hale's voice:

Feb 17, 2015#255

GasBandit

Dave said:
Yeah, I'm all for making fun of people for things they do or say. The way they look, though? Maybe not so much. And by that I mean not so much any more. I'm just as guilty of that as anyone. But I'm trying real hard to be the Shepherd.

It's not the neckbeard on the outside that counts, it's the neckbeard on the inside.

Feb 17, 2015#256

LordRendar

Just a little trivia. The thin guy with the trilby and waifu pillow was a prominent Austrian anime blogger who took the pillow with him to troll people.

Feb 17, 2015#257

Bowielee

Also, the first one and the fleshlight picture one both have just regular old beard beards.

Feb 17, 2015#258

GasBandit

Feb 17, 2015#259

Bowielee

GasBandit said:

That is, sadly, not an uncommon sort of thing to read on these types of sites/apps.

Feb 17, 2015#260

ThatNickGuy

Bowielee said:
That is, sadly, not an uncommon sort of thing to read on these types of sites/apps.

So, be honest. How was he? *ducks!*

Feb 17, 2015#261

Ravenpoe

ThatNickGuy said:
So, be honest. How was he? *ducks!*

Haven't you seen the sex thread? Bowie ain't got time for that chump.

Feb 18, 2015#262

Charlie Don't Surf

It is really unfortunate that the white male gay community is so virulently racist

Feb 18, 2015#263

DarkAudit

Feb 18, 2015#264

GasBandit

Feb 18, 2015#265

GasBandit

Feb 19, 2015#266

GasBandit

Feb 19, 2015#267

Terrik

GasBandit said:

This is how its done.

Feb 19, 2015#268

GasBandit

Also who needs Tinder when Mom's on the case?

Feb 19, 2015#269

Terrik

GasBandit said:
Also who needs Tinder when Mom's on the case?

This could have also been ripped right out of a Chinese parent's phone conversation.

Feb 19, 2015#270

GasBandit

Feb 19, 2015#271

PatrThom

Bubble181 said:
Let's not go to Comic con this year.

...'tis a silly place.

--Patrick

Feb 19, 2015#272

GasBandit

Feb 19, 2015#273

Dave

They seemed to like those. Really?

Feb 19, 2015#274

GasBandit

Dave said:
They seemed to like those. Really?

True gender equality will never be a achieved until women are making an equal number of terrible, cringeworthy advances on men. So long as the roles of chaser and chased continue to fall along the same gender lines (along with the key and lock conquest metaphor), equality can only be artificially obtained through an understood quid pro quo.

Also not every lady is smart about who she lets into her hoohah. Brazen audacity seems to work as often as anything else, and if you cast a wide enough net, you are more likely to catch a fish no matter the bait.

Feb 19, 2015#275

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
They seemed to like those. Really?

Some of those were actually clever.

Feb 19, 2015#276

Bubble181

Well, some of those were kinda funny/original. Most were pretty much lame pick up lines, but hey...It's so easy to send a pick up line over Tinder to 100 girls at a time, who knows, if one says "yes", hey, easier than going out and getting shot down 99 times first

(I suppose that's the reasoning anyway)

Feb 19, 2015#277

Celt Z

When I was single, I usually gave "clever" a chance, though not necessarily letting them in my pants. "Clever", in my book, could get you farther than just looks, but "clever" can't be crass, creepy or demeaning. There's a fine line, but I liked spending time with guys who didn't cross it.

Feb 19, 2015#278

Bubble181

...So most of this forum falls into "clever not creepy", right?

Feb 19, 2015#279

Charlie Don't Surf

GasBandit said:
True gender equality will never be a achieved until women are making an equal number of terrible, cringeworthy advances on men. So long as the roles of chaser and chased continue to fall along the same gender lines (along with the key and lock conquest metaphor), equality can only be artificially obtained through an understood quid pro quo.

Also not every lady is smart about who she lets into her hoohah. Brazen audacity seems to work as often as anything else, and if you cast a wide enough net, you are more likely to catch a fish no matter the bait.

Feb 19, 2015#280

GasBandit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
ew

Feb 19, 2015#281

GasBandit

Feb 19, 2015#282

Celt Z

Bubble181 said:
...So most of this forum falls into "clever not creepy", right?

50/50.

Feb 19, 2015#283

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
50/50.

And I'm perfectly aware which 50 I am! Hell, I probably make up most of that 50!

Feb 19, 2015#284

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
And I'm perfectly aware which 50 I am! Hell, I probably make up most of that 50!

Feb 19, 2015#285

GasBandit

Celt Z said:

Feb 19, 2015#286

Bowielee

Surprising pickup line that worked for me:
"nice shoes....

Wanna fuck?"

Feb 19, 2015#287

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
Surprising pickup line that worked for me:
"nice shoes....

Wanna fuck?"

That was an Andrew Dice Clay bit, wasn't it?

Also gay privilege strikes again!

Feb 19, 2015#288

Jax

Bowielee said:
Surprising pickup line that worked for me:
"nice shoes....

Wanna fuck?"

Bridget Jones' Diary 3:
"You had me at 'Wanna fuck?'"

Feb 19, 2015#289

checkeredhat

I tried tinder for a couple of weeks. I had two matches, both were bots.

Feb 19, 2015#290

GasBandit

Feb 19, 2015#291

Terrik

Feb 19, 2015#292

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
50/50.

The really interesting ones are the ones riiiiight on the slash.

--Patrick

Feb 20, 2015#293

Charlie Don't Surf

Jax said:
Bridget Jones' Diary 3:
"You had me at 'Wanna fuck?'"

that was in Jerry Maguire!

Feb 20, 2015#294

Chad Sexington

Charlie Don't Surf said:
that was in Jerry Maguire!

I was going to say

Feb 21, 2015#295

Jax

Lol, they all looked the same to me

Feb 21, 2015#296

fade

Jax said:
Lol, they all looked the same to me

You just broke Charlie's heart.

Feb 21, 2015#297

GasBandit

Feb 23, 2015#298

GasBandit

Feb 23, 2015#299

Charlie Don't Surf

Feb 23, 2015#300

GasBandit

WELCOME TO ERF

Feb 23, 2015#301

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:

No description needed.

Feb 23, 2015#302

drifter

There's something about Mary...

Feb 23, 2015#303

Dave

GasBandit said:

I wouldn't date her until she learned how to salute properly. RIGHT HAND, FUCKWIT!! ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?!?

Feb 23, 2015#304

Dei

That looks more like Thor from Stargate SG-1, than an alien from Independence Day.

Feb 23, 2015#305

Charlie Don't Surf

Dave said:
I wouldn't date her until she learned how to salute properly. RIGHT HAND, FUCKWIT!! ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?!?

hah, someone actually knowing how to salute would ironically probably be a total dealbreaker for me

Feb 23, 2015#306

Tinwhistler

Dave said:
I wouldn't date her until she learned how to salute properly. RIGHT HAND, FUCKWIT!! ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?!?

That can't be a salute. Hell her thumb is open and right up against the side of her head

I think she's trying to shade her eyes. She must be looking up into the sun at the mothership.

Feb 23, 2015#307

Charlie Don't Surf

Tinwhistler said:
That can't be a salute. Hell her thumb is open and right up against the side of her head I think she's trying to shade her eyes. She must be looking up into the sun at the mothership.

keep going, I'm almost there

Feb 23, 2015#308

bhamv3

Terrik said:
This could have also been ripped right out of a Chinese parent's phone conversation.

True story: Imagine me as a teenager. Imagine how socially awkward a short, fat Taiwanese guy would be in your typical American middle school. Now multiply it by six or so. That's how hopelessly inept I was at the time, in terms of social interactions.

So one day, our school had one of those open days where our parents got to come in and sit in on our classes, so that they could see how exactly we're being taught. And, true story, my dad came in and went up to a female Japanese classmate of mine, who I'd previously never talked to, and asked her if she's interested in getting to know me better.

Yumi, if you're reading this, I'm sorry my dad creeped the hell out of you twenty years ago.

Feb 23, 2015#309

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
Brazen audacity seems to work as often as anything else

This is absolutely true. Back when I was single and had plenty of game, I would often hang out with groups of women and be the over-the-top horndog around them. There was always one woman in the group who had to maintain the honor of the entire group, loudly proclaiming "eww! I would never sleep with a guy like you!"

Guess which one I almost always went home with? :unibrow:

Feb 23, 2015#310

Ravenpoe

Tinwhistler said:
This is absolutely true. Back when I was single and had plenty of game, I would often hang out with groups of women and be the over-the-top horndog around them. There was always one woman in the group who had to maintain the honor of the entire group, loudly proclaiming "eww! I would never sleep with a guy like you!"

Guess which one I almost always went home with?

Feb 24, 2015#311

GasBandit

Feb 24, 2015#312

GasBandit

Feb 24, 2015#313

Gusto

GasBandit said:

This happens far too frequently.

Feb 25, 2015#314

GasBandit

Feb 25, 2015#315

Null

Made for each other.

Feb 25, 2015#316

GasBandit

Feb 26, 2015#317

GasBandit

Feb 27, 2015#318

GasBandit

Ooh, an aggressive Goodfellas reference. That's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it works out for him.

Feb 27, 2015#319

GasBandit

Feb 27, 2015#320

Null

So... she's got AIDS?

Feb 27, 2015#321

Bowielee

Null said:
So... she's got AIDS?

Feb 27, 2015#322

PatrThom

GasBandit said:

She wants the Horn.

--Patrick

Feb 27, 2015#323

GasBandit

OH WELL THEN THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING LOL

Feb 27, 2015#324

Terrik

GasBandit said:
OH WELL THEN THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING LOL

So what you're saying is she doesn't want his meat

Feb 27, 2015#325

PatrThom

Well, he's not spineless.

--Patrick

Feb 27, 2015#326

GasBandit

Yes, good grammar and intelligent conversation. That's why she's on TINDER.

Feb 27, 2015#327

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
That's why she's waste-deep on TINDER.

FTFY

--Patrick

Feb 27, 2015#328

Bowielee

GasBandit said:
OH WELL THEN THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING LOL

As someone who is a fan of the dick, I can say absolutely that a 9 inch penis is more than most can handle. Big cocks are like a beautiful statue. Sure, it's pretty to look at, but I ain't putting that thing inside me.

Feb 27, 2015#329

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Yes, good grammar and intelligent conversation. That's why she's on TINDER.

I also don't think she's 23

Feb 27, 2015#330

GasBandit

Ravenpoe said:
I also don't think she's 23

Yeah, them nasolabial creases make me skeptical as well.[DOUBLEPOST=1425075228,1425075090][/DOUBLEPOST]

Bowielee said:
As someone who is a fan of the dick, I can say absolutely that a 9 inch penis is more than most can handle. Big cocks are like a beautiful statue. Sure, it's pretty to look at, but I ain't putting that thing inside me.

I got spam e-mail once that said "WATCH HER TAKE 13 INCHES ALL THE WAY IN" and Pauline saw it and got this look on her face like she'd just seen a puppy die... and said "that poor woman."

Feb 27, 2015#331

Bowielee

Can you say "bladder infection"?

On my end, I've seen pictures of prolapsed assholes... NO THANK YOU. I'd like to be able to continue to hold my crap in without a drawstring, thank you very much.

Feb 27, 2015#332

Bubble181

Bowielee said:
Can you say "bladder infection"?

Is that actually a thing? Can a girl get a bladder infection from going in too deep? I've seen people say so in a similar semi-joking way like you, but I'm somewhat curious.

Feb 27, 2015#333

fade

Bowielee said:
Can you say "bladder infection"?

On my end, I've seen pictures of prolapsed assholes... NO THANK YOU. I'd like to be able to continue to hold my crap in without a drawstring, thank you very much.

*

*this is both the reaction I had, and the reaction you would have had.

Feb 27, 2015#334

Ravenpoe

Bowielee said:
Can you say "bladder infection"?

On my end, I've seen pictures of prolapsed assholes... NO THANK YOU. I'd like to be able to continue to hold my crap in without a drawstring, thank you very much.

I have several friends that are in the gay furry scene, and fond of the kinds of toys that come from places like bad dragon, whose sizes start at unreasonably large and go up to eulogy. I have a theory as to why diaper play is also such a common kink.

Feb 27, 2015#335

Bowielee

Bubble181 said:
Is that actually a thing? Can a girl get a bladder infection from going in too deep? I've seen people say so in a similar semi-joking way like you, but I'm somewhat curious.

It's 100% possible.

Feb 27, 2015#336

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
Can you say "bladder infection"?

On my end, I've seen pictures of prolapsed assholes... NO THANK YOU. I'd like to be able to continue to hold my crap in without a drawstring, thank you very much.

There was something on imgur a day or two ago that I didn't bookmark (because who knew THIS TOPIC would come up) that compared rectal prolapse to budding roses, then went on to say how Mother's Day is ruined. I wish I could find it again.

I'm also reminded of this gem from Tumblr:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

Feb 27, 2015#337

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
There was something on imgur a day or two ago that I didn't bookmark (because who knew THIS TOPIC would come up) that compared rectal prolapse to budding roses, then went on to say how Mother's Day is ruined. I wish I could find it again.

I'm also reminded of this gem from Tumblr:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

I read that in monster truck announcer voice... Can't stop giggling.

Feb 27, 2015#338

Bowielee

Ravenpoe said:
I read that in monster truck announcer voice... Can't stop giggling.

Great, now I can't either.

I'm reading it in the PowerThirst voice and it's hilarious.

SNAKE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 27, 2015#339

GasBandit

I'm pretty sure it was meant to be read like Powerthirst.

Feb 27, 2015#340

ThatNickGuy

Bowielee said:
As someone who is a fan of the dick, I can say absolutely that a 9 inch penis is more than most can handle. Big cocks are like a beautiful statue. Sure, it's pretty to look at, but I ain't putting that thing inside me.

Feb 27, 2015#341

Gusto

ThatNickGuy said:

That's no man, I tell you! It's a CHICKEN, a GIANT CHICKEN!

Feb 27, 2015#342

GasBandit

Ha, look what I conned a coworker into helping me make.

http://gasbanditry.com/mymusic/devastator.mp3

I got half a mind to make a youtube video with this as the audio.

Feb 27, 2015#343

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
Ha, look what I conned a coworker into helping me make.

http://gasbanditry.com/mymusic/devastator.mp3

I got half a mind to make a youtube video with this as the audio.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... if your voice is healthy enough to screw around, it can finish Halforums Academy!

Feb 27, 2015#344

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
Yeah, yeah, yeah... if your voice is healthy enough to screw around, it can finish Halforums Academy!

I'm WORKIN on it

The last few nights the problem hasn't been my heath or voice.. it's been this stupid ESPN station launch has kept me at work until 8 or 9 every night this week, and I get home and have no energy left to work on HFA2 :/

Feb 27, 2015#345

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
this stupid ESPN station launch has kept me at work until 8 or 9 every night this week, and I get home and have no energy left to work on HFA2 :/

It's ok. I'm a little over 2 weeks behind on the episodes because of work. Thanks for holding off for me.

--Patrick

Feb 27, 2015#346

Null

Ravenpoe said:
I have several friends that are in the gay furry scene, and fond of the kinds of toys that come from places like bad dragon, whose sizes start at unreasonably large and go up to eulogy. I have a theory as to why diaper play is also such a common kink.

Seriously. I know a woman who does furry art, and at one point she put up a picture with one of her female characters looking pained and the words, "IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A TORPEDO TUBE!" in response to a number of requests for "macrophallic" characters.

Feb 27, 2015#347

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
I got spam e-mail once that said "WATCH HER TAKE 13 INCHES ALL THE WAY IN" and Pauline saw it and got this look on her face like she'd just seen a puppy die... and said "that poor woman."

Wasn't there a TV show that explored this issue in depth?

--Patrick

Feb 27, 2015#348

Dave

Feb 27, 2015#349

PatrThom

And 14% mildly judgmental duck.

--Patrick

Feb 27, 2015#350

ThatNickGuy

PatrThom said:
And 14% mildly judgmental duck.

--Patrick

Feb 28, 2015#351

redthirtyone

GasBandit said:
Yes, good grammar and intelligent conversation. That's why she's on TINDER.

So... are we just intentionally ignoring that the teacher who hates bad grammar used the wrong homophone? I guess bonus points for correct your/you're usage, but that just balances out the over capitalization issues.

Feb 28, 2015#352

PatrThom

redthirtyone said:
So... are we just intentionally ignoring that the teacher who hates bad grammar used the wrong homophone?

We didn't ignore it.

--Patrick

Feb 28, 2015#353

redthirtyone

So you didn't. Damn these glasses, son.

Feb 28, 2015#354

GasBandit

Mar 1, 2015#355

GasBandit

Mar 1, 2015#356

ThatNickGuy

Well, at least she's being upfront and honest about it.

Mar 1, 2015#357

PatrThom

GasBandit said:

I also loved NY the 80's.

--Patrick

Mar 1, 2015#358

GasBandit

Some repeats in this album, but a lot of fresh chuckles

Mar 2, 2015#359

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Some repeats in this album, but a lot of fresh chuckles

I don't trust anyone that can't spell bestiality.

Mar 2, 2015#360

PatrThom

I gotta wonder if Jessie's entry isn't one put together by her "friends" at college.

--Patrick

Mar 2, 2015#361

Celt Z

I'm willing to bet a lot of those entries were not made by the person in the photo.

Mar 2, 2015#362

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
I'm willing to bet a lot of those entries we're made by the person in the photo.

I think so too. It's easier to be a randy flirt when you have veto power over who gets to talk to you based on appearance ahead of time.

Next...

Mar 2, 2015#363

GasBandit

Mar 2, 2015#364

Dave

Why is everyone so excited about butt stuff? I think butt stuff is gross as hell.

Mar 2, 2015#365

Bubble181

Dave said:
Why is everyone so excited about butt stuff? I think butt stuff is gross as hell.

Tighter and less lubrication so more friction. Stronger stimulation. For some people necessary (penis too small, too much lubrication comes into play, vagina too loose though that's not really a thing as far as I know) to achieve orgasm.
Also, we're partially biologically predisposed to see the ass as an extension of the vagina. Bigger butt -> more fertile, see also: those monkeys with bright red ass to signal fertile period.
And of course, especially for those who claim hypermasculinity and hate fags and shit and yo I'm tough: repressed homosexuality.

That latter one's mostly a joke

Also, for some, the part where it can be painful (it isn't always - many women do enjoy anal sex as well if correct and enough lubrication is used) helps to get their rocks off if it's some sort of power thing.

Oh, and of course, there's people who just like butts. They're boobies closer to the vagina, after all.

And your "I think butt stuff is icky" is clearly a sign of your rampant intolerance towards homosexuals, as evidenced by the strict no-homo-policy on this board.

That last one's also a joke.

Mar 2, 2015#366

Bowielee

Dave said:
Why is everyone so excited about butt stuff? I think butt stuff is gross as hell.

Only if you're doing it wrong.

Mar 2, 2015#367

HCGLNS

Dave said:
Why is everyone so excited about butt stuff? I think butt stuff is gross as hell.

Oh Charlotte with the right lubricant its devine.

Mar 2, 2015#368

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
I think so too. It's easier to be a randy flirt when you have veto power over who gets to talk to you based on appearance ahead of time.

Sorry, that was supposed to say "were not", as in the person in the photo most likely didn't create that account. Just some found a photo of a girl and made a fake account to see who would respond.

Mar 2, 2015#369

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
Sorry, that was supposed to say "were not", as in the person in the photo most likely didn't create that account. Just some found a photo of a girl and made a fake account to see who would respond.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, KELTZY

Mar 2, 2015#370

Celt Z

I know, I'm terrible. Just call me Logica McBuzzkill.

Mar 2, 2015#371

Bubble181

I always pronounce it Seltzy in my head

Mar 2, 2015#372

Bubble181

I know the Celts are pronounced with a K. I just said I pronounce her name with a soft C in my head. How can people disagree with how I sound things out in my head?! Are you all mind readers?

Mar 2, 2015#373

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
I know the Celts are pronounced with a K. I just said I pronounce her name with a soft C in my head. How can people disagree with how I sound things out in my head?! Are you all mind readers?

Buddy, I got that earful already because I pronouced it wrong in HFA2 ep 1. And like you, I KNOW Celt has a hard C! I think it's just too alliterative to resist, both parts of the name starting with sibilants.

Mar 2, 2015#374

Bowielee

I always pronounced it Kelt Z.

Or Throatwarbler Mangrove.

Mar 2, 2015#375

ThatNickGuy

I thought it was pronounced Susan.

No, wait, hang on. That's someone else.

Mar 2, 2015#376

Ravenpoe

ThatNickGuy said:
I thought it was pronounced Susan.

No, wait, hang on. That's someone else.

Of the Frosty Susan empire?

Mar 2, 2015#377

Celt Z

I both love and hate you all right now.

Mar 2, 2015#378

Bubble181

Celt Z said:
I both love and hate you all right now.

Don't worry ,that's mutual, Logica McBuzzkill.
(that's pronounced LoGEEkah MACbew-z-skill-ell, right?)

Mar 2, 2015#379

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
Don't worry ,that's mutual, Logica McBuzzkill.
(that's pronounced LoGEEkah MACbew-z-skill-ell, right?)

Low G McBoobSkill?

Mar 2, 2015#380

Celt Z

Mar 2, 2015#381

CynicismKills

Chesty LaRoux?

Mar 2, 2015#382

Bowielee

GasBandit said:
Low G McBoobSkill?

Slightly NSFW.

Mar 3, 2015#383

GasBandit

Dave said:
Why is everyone so excited about butt stuff? I think butt stuff is gross as hell.

I said what what

Mar 3, 2015#384

fade

You literally have an image for every topic.

Mar 3, 2015#385

GasBandit

fade said:
You literally have an image for every topic.

Mar 3, 2015#386

GasBandit

Ladies and Gentlemen, may we have a moment of silence please, for the death of Tinder.

Mar 3, 2015#387

Dave

It really is a stupid idea. They should have leveraged ad revenue instead. Like tailor the ads to date things like restaurants or bars. Instead, they have monthly fees that vary based on your age. The older you are, the more you pay. Really, really dumb.

Mar 3, 2015#388

Tinwhistler

Dave said:
Why is everyone so excited about butt stuff? I think butt stuff is gross as hell.

Even with an obnoxious amount of preparation and planning, butt sex still...

smells like butt sex.
:puke:

[DOUBLEPOST=1425401034,1425400782][/DOUBLEPOST]

Bubble181 said:
vagina too loose though that's not really a thing as far as I know

Mar 3, 2015#389

GasBandit

Tinder CEO: "So, the new features are pretty well received..."

Mar 3, 2015#390

ThatNickGuy

Wait, they're not charging for what was previously a free app?

Mar 3, 2015#391

GasBandit

ThatNickGuy said:
Wait, they're not charging for what was previously a free app?

I'm assuming you mean "now" instead of "not," in which case, yes. Sinking ship.

Mar 3, 2015#392

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
I'm assuming you mean "now" instead of "not," in which case, yes. Sinking ship.

Erm, whoops. Yup, I meant "now."

Mar 3, 2015#393

GasBandit

Mar 3, 2015#394

GasBandit

Seems legit. Ladies, the line forms to the right.

Mar 4, 2015#395

GasBandit

Mar 4, 2015#396

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Seems legit. Ladies, the line forms to the right.

Who wouldn't want an evening with the savior of Cool Corgi?

--Patrick

Mar 4, 2015#397

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:

Ol' Benny totally would have been on Tinder.

Mar 5, 2015#398

Dave

Mar 6, 2015#399

PatrThom

--Patrick

Mar 6, 2015#400

GasBandit

And it just seems to me that this is the place to post this-

Mar 6, 2015#401

Bowielee

GasBandit said:
And it just seems to me that this is the place to post this-

That would b emuch funnier if you couldn't see that someone cut out that backing from a real frozen toy.

Mar 6, 2015#402

GasBandit

every so often, you get one that works.

Mar 6, 2015#403

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
And it just seems to me that this is the place to post this-

It's a chilldo!

--Patrick

Mar 6, 2015#404

GasBandit

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Mar 6, 2015#405

Bowielee

GasBandit said:
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Mar 6, 2015#406

Dave

Mar 6, 2015#407

Bowielee

Seriously, though, is this a thing guys want to see? a cock's eye view of the inside of a vagina?

Mar 6, 2015#408

Terrik

No.

Mar 6, 2015#409

Bowielee

I don't know, y'all straight people be cray-cray.

Mar 6, 2015#410

PatrThom

It looks like the sort of thing that leads to mysteeeeeeriously liquid-damaged phones.
"I don't know how this happened!"
"Yes you do."

--Patrick

Mar 6, 2015#411

Dave

There's a fetish for everyone. If there's something in the world, someone is turned on by it. As to the weird thing above...I would not be a fan. It would be like watching a colonoscopy.

Mar 6, 2015#412

GasBandit

Mar 6, 2015#413

PatrThom

Dave said:
I would not be a fan. It would be like watching a colonoscopy.

Well, no...not if you're straight.

--Patrick

Mar 7, 2015#414

Cajungal

Bowielee said:
Seriously, though, is this a thing guys want to see? a cock's eye view of the inside of a vagina?

Finally. I make such a fuss over prettying up my cervix and no one seems to care.

Mar 7, 2015#415

Ravenpoe

Cajungal said:
Finally. I make such a fuss over prettying up my cervix and no one seems to care.

Hou you doin'?

Mar 7, 2015#416

PatrThom

As someone who suffers from GERD, I suppose it could potentially have some valuable "off-label" uses.

--Patrick

Mar 7, 2015#417

Celt Z

Speaking as someone who's had a fiber optic camera poking around her uterus, "sexy" would never be a word I'd use to describe the experience. Weird, fascinating, and awkward, but never sexy.
(And no, this was by a doctor, not a partner "wanting to try something different".) :confused:

Mar 7, 2015#418

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
Speaking as someone who's had a fiber optic camera poking around her uterus, "sexy" would never be a word I'd use to describe the experience. Weird, fascinating, and awkward, but never sexy.
(And no, this was by a doctor, not a partner "wanting to try something different".)

*Uterus* may be a bit far. I don't think the camera is quite meant to go THAT deep.

Mar 7, 2015#419

Officer_Charon

YOURS might not be... :unibrow:

Mar 7, 2015#420

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
*Uterus* may be a bit far. I don't think the camera is quite meant to go THAT deep.

What? Who DOESN'T want the full finish experience?!

Mar 9, 2015#421

Bubble181

Well, you know, if you're cosplaying Ant-man or someone that size...

Mar 16, 2015#422

GasBandit

Mar 16, 2015#423

PatrThom

GasBandit said:

This is the scariest one yet.

--Patrick

Mar 16, 2015#424

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
This is the scariest one yet.

--Patrick

I dunno, she kinda tickles my fancy. With an eggbeater.

Mar 16, 2015#425

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
I dunno, she kinda tickles my fancy. With an eggbeater.

I'm not gonna consider going out with someone who takes the phrase "finish me off" quite that literally.

--Patrick

Mar 20, 2015#426

GasBandit

Mar 20, 2015#427

GasBandit

If you're wanting to sweet talk the honeys, just break out the Drake lyrics.

Mar 22, 2015#428

GasBandit

How to monetize Tinder properly -

When in doubt, spam emojis. 60% of the time it works every time.

A tinder says what?

Well at least she's up front about it.

Gonna need a pic of said asshole first. To gauge hygiene.

Presentation is everything

A lady likes a man with humor and class.

Mar 22, 2015#429

GasBandit

Mar 22, 2015#430

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Presentation is everything

Why am I reminded of Edna Mode?
Also, for a moment I thought it said "Jeep"

GasBandit said:

"Hey Sis, you won't believe what just happened to me."
"Yeah? What?"
"This guy, well...[animated description of events goes here]"
"Omigod! That's my fetish! Do you think you could find him again?"
"Srsly? Well, I guess we are sisters, so..."

--Patrick

Mar 22, 2015#431

Ravenpoe

PatrThom said:
"Hey Sis, you won't believe what just happened to me."
"Yeah? What?"
"This guy, well...[animated description of events goes here]"
"Omigod! That's my fetish! Do you think you could find him again?"
"Srsly? Well, I guess we are sisters, so..."

--Patrick

Wow... that Frozen sequel went in a weird direction.

Mar 22, 2015#432

CynicismKills

I actually also use a Wayne's World quote on my OKC profile, which of course brings in exactly zero views but whatever.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Mar 25, 2015#433

GasBandit

Sometimes you roll a natural 20.

Mar 28, 2015#434

GasBandit

Aaaand sometimes TINDER LIES TO YOU (not the other person, actually Tinder)

Mar 28, 2015#435

fade

It's actually pretty interesting as a social experiment though.

Mar 29, 2015#436

mikerc

GasBandit said:
Aaaand sometimes TINDER LIES TO YOU (not the other person, actually Tinder)

And sometimes the lies are due to sneaky developers taking advantage of poorly written code in the Tinder App.

Mar 29, 2015#437

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Aaaand sometimes TINDER LIES TO YOU (not the other person, actually Tinder)

I'm surprised this didn't end with "so... wanna fuck anyway?"

Mar 29, 2015#438

Celt Z

I like the ending. Instead of being freaked out or going on some "no homo" bullshit, they laughed about it. Kudos to those guys for acting like adults.

Apr 7, 2015#439

GasBandit

Welp, I'm sold.

Apr 7, 2015#440

Null

I was thinking it'd be fun to have a "Haltinder" forum game. Take the avatar or a picture of a Halforumite and make a mock-up tinder profile for them (not to be actually posted on Tinder, naturally).

Apr 7, 2015#441

Bubble181

Null said:
I was thinking it'd be fun to have a "Haltinder" forum game. Take the avatar or a picture of a Halforumite and make a mock-up tinder profile for them (not to be actually posted on Tinder, naturally - use Grindr instead).

Apr 7, 2015#442

Dave

Null said:
I was thinking it'd be fun to have a "Haltinder" forum game. Take the avatar or a picture of a Halforumite and make a mock-up tinder profile for them (not to be actually posted on Tinder, naturally).

Apr 7, 2015#443

Null

Dave said:

That is totally going on Grindr.

Apr 7, 2015#444

Celt Z

Null said:
That was found on Grindr.

Apr 7, 2015#445

Squidleybits

OMG yes! What a fun game that would be. I need a laugh today.

Apr 7, 2015#446

Dave

Apr 8, 2015#447

LittleKagsin

Null said:
I was thinking it'd be fun to have a "Haltinder" forum game. Take the avatar or a picture of a Halforumite and make a mock-up tinder profile for them (not to be actually posted on Tinder, naturally).

Apr 9, 2015#448

GasBandit

Apr 9, 2015#449

Null

GasBandit said:

Apr 9, 2015#450

Celt Z

Ugh, I've known too many guys who have tried a variation of this: they sat they're broken up with girlfriend, go out with another girl and then tell the other girl that he and his girlfriend "have gotten back together". Most times the original girlfriend never knew she was "broken up with".

Apr 9, 2015#451

Bubble181

Celt Z said:
Ugh, I've known too many guys who have tried a variation of this: they sat they're broken up with girlfriend, go out with another girl and then tell the other girl that he and his girlfriend "have gotten back together". Most times the original girlfriend never knew she was "broken up with".

Well, yeah, but they usually first have sex

Apr 9, 2015#452

Celt Z

Bubble181 said:
Well, yeah, but they usually first have sex

True, but I've also know friends who've had this done to them even without "teh sex". Still gross either way.

Apr 9, 2015#453

Bubble181

Celt Z said:
True, but I've also know friends who've had this done to them even without "teh sex". Still gross either way.

Oh, absolutely, the whole "testing the waters"/"keeping a toe in"/"keeping the skills alive" thing is skeevy and sleazy and yucky. I don't feel a need to keep my womanizing skills* up, I'm in a relationship and sincerely hope I'll never need them again.

*I don't actually have womanizing skills.

Apr 22, 2015#454

GasBandit

Hmm

I'm thinking "no."

Right to the point

Unrelated

How aggressive can it really be if you have to ask to do so?

Bleck.

What a save.

Probably no.

Psht, I can do that without going anywhere.

Actual Cannibal Shia LeDouche

This again

Negging alive and well

Lol no

The order of operations is kinda important on this one.

Sorry, this position requires at least 3 years experience.

Well cut it up and put it on a pizza then.

Apr 22, 2015#455

Celt Z

You'd think some people would know better, but it's never a good idea to take your introduction cues from porn.

Apr 22, 2015#456

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
You'd think some people would know better, but it's never a good idea to take your introduction cues from porn.

Let's just say they don't always have the best examples to follow.

Apr 22, 2015#457

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
The order of operations is kinda important on this one.

I thought this was light from the basement window glinting off the edge of the pendulum and granite slab table he keeps down there.

--Patrick

Apr 22, 2015#458

Charlie Don't Surf

GasBandit said:
How aggressive can it really be if you have to ask to do so?

I'm not sure if you understand consent

Apr 22, 2015#459

GasBandit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I'm not sure if you understand consent

I'm not sure you understand english (or much else).

It's the implied modifier. He's not just asking to fuck, he's asking to fuck *aggressively*. Asking to fuck is one thing (and still a pretty lame thing), but to ask to be aggressive pretty much negates the aggressiveness.

Apr 22, 2015#460

Charlie Don't Surf

GasBandit said:
Asking to fuck is one thing (and still a pretty lame thing), .

yikes. well, uh, nevermind. I hope you never rape anyone.

Apr 22, 2015#461

GasBandit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
yikes. well, uh, nevermind. I hope you never rape anyone.

I hope you get all your consent written, notarized, and in triplicate. Otherwise, you know, it might be nebulous about whether or not it was consensual since there wasn't an explicit, witnessed statement of intent and agreement.

Apr 22, 2015#462

Celt Z

...that aside, these really are examples of sexual harassment, not pick up lines. I'm glad most people have the good sense not to start a conversation this way, but the fact that someone thinks this is appropriate is...disappointing, to say the least.

Apr 22, 2015#463

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
...that aside, these really are examples of sexual harassment, not pick up lines. I'm glad most people have the good sense not to start a conversation this way, but the fact that someone thinks this is appropriate is...disappointing, to say the least.

Some people have been trained to deliver these lines, other people have been trained to respond to them.
I hope they all have a good time together.........over there.

--Patrick

Apr 22, 2015#464

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
...that aside, these really are examples of sexual harassment, not pick up lines. I'm glad most people have the good sense not to start a conversation this way, but the fact that someone thinks this is appropriate is...disappointing, to say the least.

PatrThom said:
Some people have been trained to deliver these lines, other people have been trained to respond to them.
I hope they all have a good time together.........over there.

--Patrick

Indeed. I don't know if it is more disappointing that the lines are used, or that the lines occasionally work.

Apr 22, 2015#465

Frank

Celt Z said:
...that aside, these really are examples of sexual harassment, not pick up lines. I'm glad most people have the good sense not to start a conversation this way, but the fact that someone thinks this is appropriate is...disappointing, to say the least.

Those aren't even appropriate ways to begin speaking to a prostitute.

Apr 22, 2015#466

GasBandit

Apr 22, 2015#467

Celt Z

GasBandit said:

...what? That's how we say "hello" in Jersey.

Apr 22, 2015#468

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
...what? That's how we say "hello" in Jersey.

I could have sworn it would have involved an armpit.

Apr 22, 2015#469

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
I could have sworn it would have involved an armpit.

--Patrick

Apr 23, 2015#470

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
I could have sworn it would have involved an armpit.

I believe that originated in New York.

Apr 23, 2015#471

CynicismKills

I have an irrational hatred of Molly Shannon and every character she's ever played.

Apr 23, 2015#472

Charlie Don't Surf

She is the worst part of one of my favorite movies

Apr 23, 2015#473

GasBandit

Apr 23, 2015#474

GasBandit

That's some confidence

Apr 23, 2015#475

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
That's some confidence

...that her drunken boyfriend won't get the trompe l'oeil and the real one confused?

--Patrick

Apr 23, 2015#476

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
That's some confidence

It appears to have some severe discoloring... And is on her back. She may want to see a doctor.

Apr 23, 2015#477

Celt Z

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most people get tattoos to keep something with them permanently on their bodies that isn't usually there? Isn't her vagina/vulva more visible to her in their current location, as opposed to her back?

Apr 24, 2015#478

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most people get tattoos to keep something with them permanently on their bodies that isn't usually there? Isn't her vagina/vulva more visible to her in their current location, as opposed to her back?

Yes but to her it is always upside-down?

--Patrick

Apr 24, 2015#479

Gruebeard

Depends how acrobatic she is.

Apr 27, 2015#480

GasBandit

Apr 27, 2015#481

Cajungal

I wonder if that works.

Apr 29, 2015#482

GasBandit

Apr 29, 2015#483

CynicismKills

But blowing on games is actually harmful to them in the long run, causing faster wear and tear on the prongs.

Apr 29, 2015#484

GasBandit

CynicismKills said:
But blowing on games is actually harmful to them in the long run, causing faster wear and tear on the prongs.

You gotta do what you gotta do to make the game work.

May 2, 2015#485

GasBandit

Also:

https://instagram.com/tindernightmares/

May 9, 2015#486

GasBandit

"What coupons" .....?!

May 9, 2015#487

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
"What coupons" .....?!

You might balk, but part of my job involves trying to stop people from rifling through the stack of newspapers for sale and stealingall the coupon books. There are websites dedicated to the trade and sale of coupons. It's maddening and just a little sad.

May 9, 2015#488

PatrThom

Ravenpoe said:
You might balk, but part of my job involves trying to stop people from rifling through the stack of newspapers for sale and stealingall the coupon books. There are websites dedicated to the trade and sale of coupons. It's maddening and just a little sad.

My high school economics teacher used to refer to that guy as "the coupon pusher."

--Patrick

May 11, 2015#489

GasBandit