BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

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Well you know, If tumblr has taught me anything, it's that hate is totally the best weapon against hate.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

yeah, she's pretty radical that way, I thought I was screening slightly the ones that had that stuff but I missed that. I just meant to share the "terrible dudes" type

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Terrik]

oh dear god

 

[Cajungal]

Cue the "nope" gifs.

 

[PatrThom]

I think we're ignoring the more important question...
...WHO IS TAKING THE PICTURE???

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

1. He looks fully submerged.
2. He says he's 30 but he looks older than me.

 

[Simfers]

1. He looks fully submerged.
2. He says he's 30 but he looks older than me.

Woah, hey, now, let's not go nuts...

 

[Gruebeard]

Maybe he meant 30 centuries. Maybe.

 

[Squidleybits]

Where is the bear guy??

 

[Simfers]

Presumably in the bear.

Interpret that howsoever you wish.

 

[Gruebeard]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

... swipe right.

 

[Null]

Cue the "nope" gifs.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Frank]

She's probably pretty funny.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Alcohol may have been a factor.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

She's a Chloe fo sho.

Also yay for 81% battery.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gusto]

At least in my area, Tinder is bustling today. Go figure.

 

[GasBandit]

I think this is where this goes.

 

[Celt Z]

It makes my soul die a little knowing that someone would write this stuff, even for the "lulz".

 

[Bubble181]

Let's not go to Comic con this year.

 

[Dave]

They do go from 0 to creepy in record times.

 

[Null]

You can *hear* the fedoras. Well, trilbys, probably, but still.

 

[DarkAudit]

It makes my soul die a little knowing that someone would write this stuff, even for the "lulz".

I've said before, "for the lulz" should be a capital offense.

And crap like this just begs for "go ahead and appeal. In the meantime the prisoner is going to be hanged."

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You can *hear* the fedoras. Well, trilbys, probably, but still.

Do NOT disparage the fedora. Only trilbys pull this bullshit.

 

[Null]

I've said before, "for the lulz" should be a capital offense.

And crap like this just begs for "go ahead and appeal. In the meantime the prisoner is going to be hanged."

(trying to find a link... the latter was a quote from an Old West judge.)[DOUBLEPOST=1424131440,1424131369][/DOUBLEPOST]
Do NOT disparage the fedora. Only trilbys pull this bullshit.

Whatever. What I'm saying is 80% of those lines are written by guys like this:

 

[GasBandit]

Wow. There's neckbeards and then there's neck-only-beards, and then there's THAT guy.

 

[Null]

Wow. There's neckbeards and then there's neck-only-beards, and then there's THAT guy.

It's the neckbeard, molestache, and fucktard hat that truly makes it the creepazoid trifecta.

 

[GasBandit]

It's the neckbeard, molestache, and fucktard hat that truly makes it the creepazoid trifecta.

That beard looks like he grew a beard, shaved it off, regretted it immediately, and tried to glue it back on.

 

[Dave]

Unless you know the back story, that guy has done nothing wrong. He may be very nice.

 

[GasBandit]

Unless you know the back story, that guy has done nothing wrong. He may be very nice.

He registered on OKCupid. That's 2 strikes against him right there.


Then the beard is 7 more

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Unless you know the back story, that guy has done nothing wrong. He may be very nice.

Charlie? Is that you?