BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

Squidleybits · Jan 26, 2015

Cajungal said:
If it'll shut everyone up I'll break up with Jake, download the app, and hook up with a bunch of random gentlemen. And perhaps ladies.

You're interested in the bear guy yes?

Bowielee · Jan 26, 2015

We aren't starting a wife swap thread, are we?

jwhouk · Jan 26, 2015

No, you can't have mine.

Dei · Jan 26, 2015

Look, I feel like if you Tindr for threesomes, it'll be way more exciting than leaving your husband.

Dave · Jan 26, 2015

See, I think Tinder is hilarious, but I have to stay away from it. I mean, I want to join just to look at the silly shit people post, but being a married man I don't think that would be easy to explain.

Bowielee · Jan 26, 2015

Dave said:
See, I think Tinder is hilarious, but I have to stay away from it. I mean, I want to join just to look at the silly shit people post, but being a married man I don't think that would be easy to explain.

Sign up for an account with your wife and share the laughs. Hell, better yet, put it on HER phone.

GasBandit · Jan 26, 2015

Bowielee said:
Sign up for an account with your wife and share the laughs. Hell, better yet, put it on HER phone.

"Boy Carol, you and Susan sure seem to spend a lot of time at the gym!" - Ross Gellar, 1994

Anonymous · Jan 26, 2015

Bowielee said:
Sign up for an account with your wife and share the laughs. Hell, better yet, put it on HER phone.

I wouldn't do that. I've never cheated but I don't know about her. I think she did. So I don't want to put Tinder on her phone.

And yes the anonymous was on purpose.

Ravenpoe · Jan 26, 2015

Damn, it just got real in here

GasBandit · Jan 26, 2015

Anonymous said:
I wouldn't do that. I've never cheated but I don't know about her. I think she did. So I don't want to put Tinder on her phone.

And yes the anonymous was on purpose.

Dave · Jan 26, 2015

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bna6gfNZH4xYhsoz0RURMDUfDy0sczPFRd970kdTvvM/preview?sle=true

GasBandit · Jan 26, 2015

The lengths a guy will go to in getting laid.

Also I like that she insisted on MLA format. APA is for suckers. Also he didn't actually have a Works Cited so it's not in either format.

Bowielee · Jan 26, 2015

GasBandit said:
The lengths a guy will go to in getting laid.

Also I like that she insisted on MLA format. APA is for suckers. Also he didn't actually have a Works Cited so it's not in either format.

You shut your filthy whore mouth.

GasBandit · Jan 27, 2015

Bowielee said:
You shut your filthy whore mouth.

PatrThom · Jan 27, 2015

Happily married. No need for Tinder.

I still come to the thread to marvel, though. At the swipes, the japes, whatever.

--Patrick

redthirtyone · Jan 27, 2015

Wow - is that a 3% battery? Are you TRYING to give someone a heart attack?!

GasBandit · Jan 27, 2015

redthirtyone said:
Wow - is that a 3% battery? Are you TRYING to give someone a heart attack?!

Savages. SAVAGES.

fade · Jan 27, 2015

I looked at that battery icon and immediately heard the Metal Gear "discovered" sound effect.

GasBandit · Jan 27, 2015

fade said:
I looked at that battery icon and immediately heard the Metal Gear "discovered" sound effect.

This is how 3% sounds in my head.

Ravenpoe · Jan 27, 2015

GasBandit said:
This is how 3% sounds in my head.

Goddamnit, that just gave me horrible flashbacks.

#triggered

GasBandit · Jan 27, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
Goddamnit, that just gave me horrible flashbacks.

#triggered

NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL

GasBandit · Jan 29, 2015

This is how we do it.

Tinwhistler · Jan 29, 2015

I've seen that kind of machine before.

but not in that context

:oops:

Charlie Don't Surf · Jan 29, 2015

GasBandit · Jan 29, 2015

Tinwhistler said:
I've seen that kind of machine before.

but not in that context

I have those videos too, man.

Ravenpoe · Jan 29, 2015

Tinwhistler said:
I've seen that kind of machine before.

but not in that context

It's kind of the same context...

Celt Z · Jan 29, 2015

I don't know who Carrie Plotter is, but I like her style. :cool:

GasBandit · Jan 30, 2015

Terrik · Jan 30, 2015

Smooth.

Gusto · Jan 30, 2015

That's actually incredible.

Bowielee · Jan 30, 2015

I hope she slept with him based on that alone.

That is one shmoove mofo.

GasBandit · Jan 30, 2015

Bowielee said:
I hope she slept with him based on that alone.

That is one shmoove mofo.

PatrThom · Jan 30, 2015

Charlie Don't Surf said:

Steven need Haiku lesson

--Patrick

Charlie Don't Surf · Jan 31, 2015

GasBandit · Jan 31, 2015

She just called someone a cishet white boy unironically, and used the plural possessive, indicating she wants ALL of them torn down.

I'm no longer a fan of CarriePotter_.