So... are we just intentionally ignoring that the teacher who hates bad grammar used the wrong homophone? I guess bonus points for correct your/you're usage, but that just balances out the over capitalization issues.
Yes, good grammar and intelligent conversation. That's why she's on TINDER.
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So you didn't. Damn these glasses, son.
Well, at least she's being upfront and honest about it.
I don't trust anyone that can't spell bestiality.
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I think so too. It's easier to be a randy flirt when you have veto power over who gets to talk to you based on appearance ahead of time.
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Tighter and less lubrication so more friction. Stronger stimulation. For some people necessary (penis too small, too much lubrication comes into play, vagina too loose though that's not really a thing as far as I know) to achieve orgasm.
Also, we're partially biologically predisposed to see the ass as an extension of the vagina. Bigger butt -> more fertile, see also: those monkeys with bright red ass to signal fertile period.
And of course, especially for those who claim hypermasculinity and hate fags and shit and yo I'm tough: repressed homosexuality.
That latter one's mostly a joke
Also, for some, the part where it can be painful (it isn't always - many women do enjoy anal sex as well if correct and enough lubrication is used) helps to get their rocks off if it's some sort of power thing.
Oh, and of course, there's people who just like butts. They're boobies closer to the vagina, after all.
And your "I think butt stuff is icky" is clearly a sign of your rampant intolerance towards homosexuals, as evidenced by the strict no-homo-policy on this board.
That last one's also a joke.
Only if you're doing it wrong.
Oh Charlotte with the right lubricant its devine.
Sorry, that was supposed to say "were not", as in the person in the photo most likely didn't create that account. Just some found a photo of a girl and made a fake account to see who would respond.
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YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, KELTZY
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Buddy, I got that earful already because I pronouced it wrong in HFA2 ep 1. And like you, I KNOW Celt has a hard C! I think it's just too alliterative to resist, both parts of the name starting with sibilants.
I thought it was pronounced Susan.
No, wait, hang on. That's someone else.
No, wait, hang on. That's someone else.
Of the Frosty Susan empire?
Don't worry ,that's mutual, Logica McBuzzkill.
(that's pronounced LoGEEkah MACbew-z-skill-ell, right?)
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Low G McBoobSkill?
Chesty LaRoux?
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