BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

[GasBandit]

Ladies and Gentlemen, may we have a moment of silence please, for the death of Tinder.

 

[Dave]

It really is a stupid idea. They should have leveraged ad revenue instead. Like tailor the ads to date things like restaurants or bars. Instead, they have monthly fees that vary based on your age. The older you are, the more you pay. Really, really dumb.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Why is everyone so excited about butt stuff? I think butt stuff is gross as hell.

Even with an obnoxious amount of preparation and planning, butt sex still...

smells like butt sex.
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vagina too loose though that's not really a thing as far as I know

 

[GasBandit]

Tinder CEO: "So, the new features are pretty well received..."

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Wait, they're not charging for what was previously a free app?

 

[GasBandit]

Wait, they're not charging for what was previously a free app?

I'm assuming you mean "now" instead of "not," in which case, yes. Sinking ship.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'm assuming you mean "now" instead of "not," in which case, yes. Sinking ship.

Erm, whoops. Yup, I meant "now."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Seems legit. Ladies, the line forms to the right.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Seems legit. Ladies, the line forms to the right.

Who wouldn't want an evening with the savior of Cool Corgi?

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

Ol' Benny totally would have been on Tinder.

 

[Dave]

 

[PatrThom]

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

And it just seems to me that this is the place to post this-

 

[Bowielee]

And it just seems to me that this is the place to post this-

That would b emuch funnier if you couldn't see that someone cut out that backing from a real frozen toy.

 

[GasBandit]

every so often, you get one that works.

 

[PatrThom]

And it just seems to me that this is the place to post this-

It's a chilldo!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

 

[Bowielee]

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

 

[Dave]

 

[Bowielee]

Seriously, though, is this a thing guys want to see? a cock's eye view of the inside of a vagina?

 

[Terrik]

No.

 

[Bowielee]

I don't know, y'all straight people be cray-cray.

 

[PatrThom]

It looks like the sort of thing that leads to mysteeeeeeriously liquid-damaged phones.
"I don't know how this happened!"
"Yes you do."

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

There's a fetish for everyone. If there's something in the world, someone is turned on by it. As to the weird thing above...I would not be a fan. It would be like watching a colonoscopy.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I would not be a fan. It would be like watching a colonoscopy.

Well, no...not if you're straight.

--Patrick

 

[Cajungal]

Seriously, though, is this a thing guys want to see? a cock's eye view of the inside of a vagina?

Finally. I make such a fuss over prettying up my cervix and no one seems to care.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Finally. I make such a fuss over prettying up my cervix and no one seems to care.

Hou you doin'?

 

[PatrThom]

As someone who suffers from GERD, I suppose it could potentially have some valuable "off-label" uses.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

Speaking as someone who's had a fiber optic camera poking around her uterus, "sexy" would never be a word I'd use to describe the experience. Weird, fascinating, and awkward, but never sexy.
(And no, this was by a doctor, not a partner "wanting to try something different".)

 

[GasBandit]

Speaking as someone who's had a fiber optic camera poking around her uterus, "sexy" would never be a word I'd use to describe the experience. Weird, fascinating, and awkward, but never sexy.
(And no, this was by a doctor, not a partner "wanting to try something different".)

*Uterus* may be a bit far. I don't think the camera is quite meant to go THAT deep.

 

[Officer_Charon]

YOURS might not be...

 

[Celt Z]

*Uterus* may be a bit far. I don't think the camera is quite meant to go THAT deep.

What? Who DOESN'T want the full finish experience?!