GasBandit
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Let's just say they don't always have the best examples to follow.
You'd think some people would know better, but it's never a good idea to take your introduction cues from porn.
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I thought this was light from the basement window glinting off the edge of the pendulum and granite slab table he keeps down there.The order of operations is kinda important on this one.
--Patrick
I'm not sure if you understand consent
GasBandit
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I'm not sure you understand english (or much else).
It's the implied modifier. He's not just asking to fuck, he's asking to fuck *aggressively*. Asking to fuck is one thing (and still a pretty lame thing), but to ask to be aggressive pretty much negates the aggressiveness.
yikes. well, uh, nevermind. I hope you never rape anyone.
GasBandit
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I hope you get all your consent written, notarized, and in triplicate. Otherwise, you know, it might be nebulous about whether or not it was consensual since there wasn't an explicit, witnessed statement of intent and agreement.
Some people have been trained to deliver these lines, other people have been trained to respond to them.
I hope they all have a good time together.........over there.
--Patrick
GasBandit
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Indeed. I don't know if it is more disappointing that the lines are used, or that the lines occasionally work.
Those aren't even appropriate ways to begin speaking to a prostitute.
...what? That's how we say "hello" in Jersey.
GasBandit
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I could have sworn it would have involved an armpit.
I have an irrational hatred of Molly Shannon and every character she's ever played.
She is the worst part of one of my favorite movies 
...that her drunken boyfriend won't get the trompe l'oeil and the real one confused?
--Patrick
It appears to have some severe discoloring... And is on her back. She may want to see a doctor.That's some confidence
But blowing on games is actually harmful to them in the long run, causing faster wear and tear on the prongs.
GasBandit
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You gotta do what you gotta do to make the game work.
GasBandit
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You might balk, but part of my job involves trying to stop people from rifling through the stack of newspapers for sale and stealingall the coupon books. There are websites dedicated to the trade and sale of coupons. It's maddening and just a little sad.
"What coupons" .....?!
My high school economics teacher used to refer to that guy as "the coupon pusher."
--Patrick
