The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

GasBandit

GasBandit

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A couple guys just broke the helium balloon distance record by flying over the Pacific Ocean. They left Japan last sunday, and had planned to go to the US or Canada, but weather put them on course to Mexico, where they're expected to land on Saturday. But so far they've flown over 5,261 miles.

That's a lot of time and a lot of miles to be pooping over the side of a basket.
 
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drawn_inward said:
Models seldom eat tea.
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Bubble181 said:
I've never understood why porn focusses so much on oral. I mean, I like giving oral. I'm perfectly happy getting oral. But looking at oral? Some other guy's dick and a girl trying not to vomit and/or look faux-ecstatic int othe camera, overjoyed to be allowed to swallow (another nitpick: most oral in porn just isn't very good oral). Why would I want to look at that? There's so much more fun parts of sex as far as looking is concerned - anything where you can see some nice curves/boobs/ass/any part of the female instead of the male.

I accept that there's something for everyone, and everyone enjoys different stuff. The occasional foot focus in an otherwise regular clip, I don't mind, and I wouldn't mind some focus on a girl giving oral...But 50% of "normal" porn seems to have at least 50% of the screen time devoted to waht seems to me, the least visually interesting bit for a straight guy. Pfft.
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What bothers me is the trend towards fake gagging and excessive drool/spitting. Yuck. Not to mention a "Well, you're obviously not enjoying that, so let's skip to the good part" sort of moment.
 
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Don't ask the techies. Ask the audiophiles. Although there is actually some truth to that one, even if it is subjective.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

There's a guy on Twitter I've recently been made aware of: ParkourDude91

https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91

The guy sounds like a complete and total idiot, including blaming a recent car crash on anti-GamerGater, Brianna Wu:



Thing is, as insane and outside of reality he sounds, he also proclaims himself to be a retired former Navy SEAL. Yet, from what I've been reading, he is anything but and is just claiming it, saying he's a FUTURE Marine and that means he deserves respect and authority just for wanting to be one.

Now, I don't know state or military laws well, but isn't it illegal to impersonate as an military officer, retired or otherwise? Because this guy honestly sounds legitimately dangerous and growingly unhinged.
 
WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

It is illegal, but making a dubious claim on Twitter is not the same as wearing the uniform in the "real world" and benefiting from it. Ask him what class was he in.
 
WasabiPoptart

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Ok @ThatNickGuy so curiosity got to me and I had to go look at this twat's Twitter feed. I found a link to a "war story" he wrote up. Now first of all, a US Navy SEAL would not write about any operations in detail especially one as recent as 2013. Second, he states his full name. Highly unusual and unlikely that anyone in Special Ops, past or present, would do that. But let's go with the assumption that he is not using his real name. He says he's a Private 1st Class. That is not a Navy rate. He is not a SEAL. He can't say he was a Marine that became a SEAL because that doesn't happen. I showed this to @AussieT and we both laughed. A lot. No need to even read the story because he's full of shit. The end.
 
Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Just went and read that "war story" that you linked to. That is GREAT.. fiction. A PFC out on a Army Ranger mission?!? hahahahahahaha

There are things that I still don't talk about with Desert Shield/Storm and I was stateside the whole time. Honestly, we used our wives and families to keep an eye on the news to know what had been released to the media and we could talk about. A few items that I know of still haven't been released, most had a 2-4 week delay between actually happening and being reported.
 
WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

There are plenty of things that Aussie can't tell me about. He's not in any special ops command, but the nature of his job means he deals with top secret stuff sometimes. When he was in Africa, after they moved him out of Djibouti I had no idea where he was or what he was doing. Only that he was still in Africa and I'd hear from him when he could contact me (which happened to be on Noah's 3rd birthday and was awesome, but that's besides the point). I never saw anything on the news, but then again some of the stuff he would have done was more support than action itself.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

WasabiPoptart said:
Ok @ThatNickGuy so curiosity got to me and I had to go look at this twat's Twitter feed. I found a link to a "war story" he wrote up. Now first of all, a US Navy SEAL would not write about any operations in detail especially one as recent as 2013. Second, he states his full name. Highly unusual and unlikely that anyone in Special Ops, past or present, would do that. But let's go with the assumption that he is not using his real name. He says he's a Private 1st Class. That is not a Navy rate. He is not a SEAL. He can't say he was a Marine that became a SEAL because that doesn't happen. I showed this to @AussieT and we both laughed. A lot. No need to even read the story because he's full of shit. The end.
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This is my face of unsurprise. :minionevil:
 
WasabiPoptart

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Sparhawk said:
Just went and read that "war story" that you linked to. That is GREAT.. fiction. A PFC out on a Army Ranger mission?!? hahahahahahaha.
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It gets better because on his site it says he's a "former retired Marine". So he's an ex-SEAL and a retired Marine who went on Army Ranger missions as a PFC. And he's only 23 or 24!

Wut?
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

WasabiPoptart said:
It gets better because on his site it says he's a "former retired Marine". So he's an ex-SEAL and a retired Marine who went on Army Ranger missions as a PFC. And he's only 23 or 24!

Wut?
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I used to date a girl who had a friend who claimed to be an ex-seal.

One day we were taking Bolivar ferry over to Galveston island. We were on the upper deck, in the forward-most area of the ship, watching the seagulls. "What part of the ship is this again?" I idly mused.

He looked around. "Isn't this the fore-castle?" he said. I looked him dead in the face and told him he was never a SEAL. While I give him kudos for knowing the part of the ship, no sailor would ever pronounce it "fore-castle". It's pronounced /fawk-sul/. Heh
 
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ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Tinwhistler said:
I used to date a girl who had a friend who claimed to be an ex-seal.

One day we were taking Bolivar ferry over to Galveston island. We were on the upper deck, in the forward-most area of the ship, watching the seagulls. "What part of the ship is this again?" I idly mused.

He looked around. "Isn't this the fore-castle?" he said. I looked him dead in the face and told him he was never a SEAL. While I give him kudos for knowing the part of the ship, no sailor would ever pronounce it "fore-castle". It's pronounced /fawk-sul/. Heh
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That's what I want to happen here. I just want someone with a legitimate background to drill this guy with questions and call him on his bullshit.
 
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There's always been a lot of fake SEALs, but especially since Bin Laden got killed, they just come out of the woodwork.
 
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