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Remember when Coca-Cola or someone could just eat up an entire 5min commercial break with the continuing story of some fictitious family or something?

--Patrick
 
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The disturbing world of bootleg Disney's Frozen games
Maybe you've heard of Elsa Frozen Brain Surgery -- you know, the game where you open the popular Disney princess' skull and extract fashion items from her glittering brain morass for her to wear later.
"Once you’re sure she needs a brain surgery, start shaving her gorgeous blonde hair and prepare her for the long surgery hours," the game instructs. "Then feel free to dig into her brain and make sure you use the right doctor tools to cut out her little obsessions, to repair whatever you find broken and to reactivate the dead synapses snowflakes."
what.
WHAT.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT.

--Patrick
 
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