Random Video Game Crap
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So I caved and bought FF Type-0. Normally I would wait, see if it was hitting PC and/or snag a used copy, but I keep hearing the FFXV demo is fantastic (and T0 is a return to golden era form) so I couldn't help myself. One last buy based on legacy.
Haven't had a chance to sit down and play just yet, the game just arrived today. Installing the FFXV demo now, and I'll probably get a shot at both this evening.
It's amazing how much hope we hold onto after years of abuse.
Haven't gotten to T0 yet, but FFXV is surprisingly entertaining. Visuals are great, as you'd expect, and Noctis' combat style is much more interesting than I was expecting, being able to warp around as you hack and slash is fun. Only had time for an hour or so of the demo but it's definitely got my interest.
Image blocked at work. Sounds funny. Cannot laughThis is next gen folks.
The lovingly modeled hamburger. Almost realistic enough to eat. Lovingly crafted attention to detail.
Right next to flat table textured cigarettes and condoms.
#FWP
Hey now! I don't like owls that way!
GasBandit
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And I've been sitting in this office for twice that.
Only because driving a vehicle that big means you're probably inadequately prepared to service her properly.The fuck you say? The hell I can't!
--Patrick
I wonder if Master Hand knew Abyss from "Marvel vs. Capcom 2", if he'd tease him or not.
Master Hand: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Abyss! How's it going?
Abyss: Oh god, I'm on my lunch break.
Master Hand: I'm good I'm good, new Smash bros first 7 difficulties are easy as hell and extraneous, but hey I do it for the fans! I'm sure you...oh right.
Abyss: And here it comes.
Master Hand: Of course it took a lot of guts to be as DARING as your character, I was just a magic flying glove whose origin was left up to imagination. While YOU had a whole evil plan, and prophesied to bring the Earth to end times! Not to mention your transformation into a samurai, a blob man, and an orange soda monster, that was cute.
Abyss: It was a ....slime hound, and fuck you! And don't you have alternate forms in your latest game?
Master Hand: Yes, but my last one is an evil version of the player so it makes sense, while your final form looks like the Nickelodeon logo had rabies.
Abyss: At least I was a challenge!
Master Hand: True, but at least kids today still know who I am!
Abyss: Go to hell.
Master Hand: Thank you I am great, SAY HI TO MISSUS BYE!
And then Abyss would go home to his botany shop, he would feel the sting of the words his "colleague" said, not letting his family know of what was wrong. After dinner, he goes to sleep, wondering what it would be like to be as big as Master Hand.
Master Hand: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Abyss! How's it going?
Abyss: Oh god, I'm on my lunch break.
Master Hand: I'm good I'm good, new Smash bros first 7 difficulties are easy as hell and extraneous, but hey I do it for the fans! I'm sure you...oh right.
Abyss: And here it comes.
Master Hand: Of course it took a lot of guts to be as DARING as your character, I was just a magic flying glove whose origin was left up to imagination. While YOU had a whole evil plan, and prophesied to bring the Earth to end times! Not to mention your transformation into a samurai, a blob man, and an orange soda monster, that was cute.
Abyss: It was a ....slime hound, and fuck you! And don't you have alternate forms in your latest game?
Master Hand: Yes, but my last one is an evil version of the player so it makes sense, while your final form looks like the Nickelodeon logo had rabies.
Abyss: At least I was a challenge!
Master Hand: True, but at least kids today still know who I am!
Abyss: Go to hell.
Master Hand: Thank you I am great, SAY HI TO MISSUS BYE!
And then Abyss would go home to his botany shop, he would feel the sting of the words his "colleague" said, not letting his family know of what was wrong. After dinner, he goes to sleep, wondering what it would be like to be as big as Master Hand.
Apparently DecalGirl now has artwork rules about ownership when making skins. I get that for artists on there, but this is just personal use. It's not like I'm gonna sell the thing to someone, I just want to make a damn skin for my boring looking one-color New 3DS. But they now say they go over this stuff before completing an order, so I can't even hope to bypass this shit enough to get my own purchase out the door.
So, last hour and a half of gathering artwork was a waste. Fun!
So, last hour and a half of gathering artwork was a waste. Fun!
http://www.dorkly.com/post/73502/old-videogame-ads-that-with-some-disturbing-sexual-implications
You know, with the whole GamerGate bullshit and everything involved with it (from both sides), there are times I feel ashamed to be a gamer or associated with gaming.
This is another time.
You know, with the whole GamerGate bullshit and everything involved with it (from both sides), there are times I feel ashamed to be a gamer or associated with gaming.
This is another time.
I did laugh at the Sega Saturn one. That ad was way too confident.
I worked at SEGA during the SATURN years.... I remember marketing showing that off at a company meeting and being so proud of it. The rest of us were just like...
Those don't make me ashamed to be a gamer, they just make me sad for all those out-of-touch marketers that thought any of that was a good idea.
It's not just older stuff either. Remember when the white PSP came out? There was a flare up on the Image boards over it.
fade
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Oy, the author's comments are almost as annoying as the game ads. Almost.