The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

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fade

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OOO I really hope Heroes Reborn is still filled with characters with awesome superpowers that in no way negatively affect the their lives, yet they still whine about wanting to be normal! Wait. No. No, I don't.
 
drawn_inward

drawn_inward

fade said:
OOO I really hope Heroes Reborn is still filled with characters with awesome superpowers that in no way negatively affect the their lives, yet they still whine about wanting to be normal! Wait. No. No, I don't.
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You know it will be terrible. Have no fear! I am clearly not bitter about the show.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

checkeredhat said:
Paraphrasing a conversation I'm having right now with a girl I had a crush on in college:

Me: "So I was thinking of asking [Girl's roommate] out, but I kind of thought she was dating [mutual acquaintance], and I got scared and chickened out"
Her: "No she's single. I actually was just talking to her about you the other day."
Me: "Really? In what context?"
Her: "I was really upset and brought up how you and I were always two ships passing in the night during school and how you asked me out twice and neither time was a good place for me emotionally and I shut you down"
Me: "I only remember asking you out once."
Her: "Well, it was twice."
Me: "I am so sorry, that's really unlike me. Was I drunk or something?"
Her: "The first time, yeah. Anyway, yeah, and then in 4th year I realized I did have feelings for you, but it seemed like you had moved on by that point."


Well, fuck. Glad I bought beer and whisky last night. I can't deal with this.

Edit: Oh I forgot to mention the part where she revealed to me she's bisexual and in a rocky lesbian relationship that is on its last legs.
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Asked girl's roommate out after girl gave me a ringing endorsement of the idea. Turns out girl's roommate just recently discovered she's a lesbian.


'Scuse me while I just go crawl under a rock because if I talk to anyone else I will die from embarassing myself.
 
GasBandit

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A marketing guy from the local university is here gathering data for his whatever-the-hell-he's doing.

So naturally, I contributed by chasing the afternoon country jock down the hallway cracking my bullwhip after him and snarling unintelligibly.
 
Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Well, if I eat enough of them I'll be thor. Is that good enough?

Theriouthly, if I eat too many of thothe, I get a belly ache.[DOUBLEPOST=1427858893,1427858850][/DOUBLEPOST]Well, not too theriouthly.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

WasabiPoptart said:
These chips...I like them! ANOTHER!
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The last time I went home, I got into a debate that still hasn't ended with my brother-in-law over whether or not DThoritos are chips. He says they are not chips, because they are not made of potato. I am a sane person, so I say they are corn chips, because that's what they are.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Squidleybits said:
If they're not chips, what are they?
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According to him, nachos.
I've tried explaining to him that nachos are tortilla chips covered with cheese and that Doritos technically qualify as nachos if you count the orange msg as cheese, but that still makes them chips. He's stubborn with certain things. The reason the debate didn't end is because my sister told me to give up.
 
figmentPez

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checkeredhat said:
The last time I went home, I got into a debate that still hasn't ended with my brother-in-law over whether or not DThoritos are chips. He says they are not chips, because they are not made of potato. I am a sane person, so I say they are corn chips, because that's what they are.
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I wonder what your brother-in-law would say if he found out that Pringles are not chips.
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

checkeredhat said:
According to him, nachos.
I've tried explaining to him that nachos are tortilla chips covered with cheese and that Doritos technically qualify as nachos if you count the orange msg as cheese, but that still makes them chips. He's stubborn with certain things. The reason the debate didn't end is because my sister told me to give up.
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I hope your brother-in-law is pretty, because clearly your sister didn't marry him for his brains.
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Gruebeard said:
Or rich.

Or just named Rich.
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An ant is walking through the jungle and accidentally falls down into the bottom of a six foot hole. He is unable to climb out so he starts screaming for help.

A mouse wanders by and hears the ant. "Don't worry," says the mouse, "I'll get my new Ferrari and tie a rope to it and toss the other end to you. All you have to do is hang on and I'll drag you out." Off he went to get the Ferrari.

Before the mouse returns, an elephant happens by and the ant cries out to him. The elephant sticks his dick down into the hole and the ant climbs up the elephant's dick to safety.

Right as the ant gets free, the mouse drives up. "Hey, why didn't you wait for me?," the mouse asked. "We didn't need you," the elephant replied, "If you have a big dick, you don't need a Ferrari."
 
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