The Awesome Videos Thread (with Extra Sauce!)

[filmfanatic]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

I'm not one to ask, normally, but...Could someone make a gif out of that wink at around 10 seconds in?

 

[Celt Z]

First they're stealing hats, now they're trying to steal cars. @Bubble181 , what is wrong with your people?!?

Hang on.... #notallowls . Am I doing it right?

 

[GasBandit]

I'm not one to ask, normally, but...Could someone make a gif out of that wink at around 10 seconds in?

 

[Bubble181]

thank you Dunno why but it looks like a slightly-pervy-creepy wink - the owl watching you from the window and all that - to me.

 

[PatrThom]

That guy looks a lot like Russell Brand and has about the same level of shame.
And we love him for it, though I wish he'd given John Moschitta, Jr. more of a call-out.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Fifteen. Fifteen. Fifteen. Fifteen. Fifteen.

 

[chris]

 

[Ravenpoe]

This got eaten during the time slip (dammit John Locke!) so here it is, reposted, and cross-posted from the politics forum.

 

[GasBandit]

They have way too much fun on the Australian version of the Today Show.

 

[GasBandit]

Boy, it's just Australians on parade in my RSS feed today. Here's the award winner for "Most Australian Conversation Of All Time."

 

[GasBandit]

When skynet gets ahold of these drones, the human race hasn't a prayer.

 

[PatrThom]

Hee, I just showed that one to my drone-obsessed coworker.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Remember when women were asked to describe their ideal schlong?

Well, here's the other half of the formula... guys asked to describe their ideal hoohah.

Spoiler: They're terrible at it.

 

[Dei]

Is there an answer beyond "I can put my dick in it." ?

Also... That pair of guys, I don't know where dude on the left thinks a vagina is, but it looked like it was on a back, or maybe a stomach.

 

[Cheesy1]

1. Clean
2. Warm
3. Moist

Yep, I think those are the preferred requirements on my end.

 

[Bubble181]

Not gonna watch that work right now, but ehh...Wouldn't "the perfect boobs" have made more sense? You'd still get ridiculous answers, I'm sure.

And while what Cheesy said is, pretty much, the basis, I have to say, I've seen some pretty weirdly-shaped vaginas in my life. They can be just as weird/odd as penises can be, really, with people seriously being off-center, weird proportions of certain bits, etc. I'll say some are nicer to look at then others. I'll also say that, for vaginas even more so than for penises, what they look like is one of the least important bits. What they feel like and what they taste like matter far more.

 

[Dei]

Also, the vagina is exclusively inside the body, if you really want to get technical. I agree that boobs would have been more entertaining.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Seriously, what straight guy hasn't been drawing female genitalia since high school? I'm not much of an artist at all, but I know what one looks like.

Spoiler: for vagina--or vulva, if you want to get technical

This oughta be a thread contest..i know you artist types can do a better job than that, and a ton better than the guys in that video

*edit: I accidentally a word.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Seriously, what straight guy hasn't been drawing female genitalia since high school? I'm not much of an artist at all, but I know what one looks like.

Spoiler: for vagina--or vulva, if you want to get technical

This oughta be a thread contest..i know you artist types can do a better than that, and a ton better than the guys in that video

I've never drawn a vulva (better, Dei?)

 

[Bubble181]

I agree that boobs would have been more entertaining.

I mean, let's be fair. What are the odds that most anime makers and fans have any idea what real breasts are like?

Test how well you can freehand a circle. Managed a high of around 45,000,000.

Sometimes I'm afraid my mind sees too many connections.

 

[PatrThom]

Sometimes I'm afraid my mind sees too many connections.

I feel your pain, pal.

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

Dang man

 

[Tinwhistler]

I've never drawn a vulva (better, Dei?)

Ok..so maybe it's just me

 

[evilmike]

Deadpool v Deadpool

 

[PatrThom]

When did Baraka become "Deadpool?"

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

When did Baraka become "Deadpool?"

--Patrick

When Fox decided that scriptwriting was an unneeded expense.

 

[GasBandit]

Dudes getting their junk rubbed while singing? That's so last week. All the cool kids are scoping out this new "game show" that features women basically being stretched in a way that the Spanish Inquisition would even call into question.

 

[Denbrought]

Dudes getting their junk rubbed while singing? That's so last week. All the cool kids are scoping out this new "game show" that features women basically being stretched in a way that the Spanish Inquisition would even call into question.

 

[Tinwhistler]

That's a martial arts stretching machine. I have one upstairs in the loft.


edit: And what? nobody liked my drawing?

 

[Null]

That's a martial arts stretching machine. I have one upstairs in the loft.


edit: And what? nobody liked my drawing?

Well, I'm a big fan of the subject matter... just look at my sig!

 

[Tinwhistler]

Well, I'm a big fan of the subject matter... just look at my sig!

I had signatures hidden. A lot of them are kind of obnoxious.

Yours, I approve of

 

[PatrThom]

That's a marital arts stretching machine. I have one upstairs in the loft.

Go on...

--Patrick