BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!
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GasBandit
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Well no, but now I'm curious.Don't act like you've never fucked a banana peel, man.
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Heh, Fade and Terrik don't know how to use the three seashells banana peels.
GasBandit
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Dear God no. Citrusdick is eight bitches on a bitch boat.
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Is that like the little mermaid meets total recall? Or is it like 3 card Monty. "Guess which seashell holds the penis?"
Directions unclear; got a fruit salad.
Doc, I got a bad case of the
Just like dating a woman who does dressage.
Is that Mr. Z?
I want details.
He's very appealing.I want details.
It was actually more like this:
CZ *reads BH's TaTTT and gets an idea*
Mr. Z *outside doing yardwork*
CZ: "Hey, honey, when you're done, can you toss on the banana suit and let me take naked pictures of you?"
Mr. Z:".....what the hell?!?"
CZ:"It's for Halforums. I'll show you the thread."
Mr. Z: "Yeah, yeah...I'm almost done."
He can't really complain because this isn't the first time we've used this costume for
Doesn't everyone?
...okay, it may be because of am incident at Target 6 years ago, when I found the costume, tossed it on, released Mr. Z was on the opposite side of the store, yelled his name and when he peeked his head out of the men's section, I started doing the "peanut butter jelly time" dance in the middle of the aisle that runs the length of the store, causing him to duck back in out of shame*.
There may also be video footage (not of that time, but a second time when we actually bought the costume.)
(*I should also mention there were two women across from my husband who witnessed the incident, and asked him if he knew me. Mr. Z: "Siiiiiiiigh......yes, that's my wife.")
...okay, it may be because of am incident at Target 6 years ago, when I found the costume, tossed it on, released Mr. Z was on the opposite side of the store, yelled his name and when he peeked his head out of the men's section, I started doing the "peanut butter jelly time" dance in the middle of the aisle that runs the length of the store, causing him to duck back in out of shame*.
There may also be video footage (not of that time, but a second time when we actually bought the costume.)
(*I should also mention there were two women across from my husband who witnessed the incident, and asked him if he knew me. Mr. Z: "Siiiiiiiigh......yes, that's my wife.")
GasBandit
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Quien es mas macho, eh?
... meatspin?
