The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

PatrThom · Apr 21, 2015

"You won't believe the surprise I just blew!"

--Patrick

Bubble181 · Apr 21, 2015

"Real life Piñata!" Must see!

GasBandit · May 11, 2015

GGGLLAAGGHHGH. Dammit, JAPAN

Did we really need a "blow a dead roach into the other girl's throat" gameshow?

PatrThom · May 11, 2015

GasBandit said:
Did we really need a "blow a dead roach into the other girl's throat" gameshow?

How do you even train for something like that???

...don't answer that.

--Patrick

grub · May 11, 2015

We used to do that with a raw egg at youth group when i was a kid. I was too chicken to play. In retrospect though I did play trombone and the breath control might have helped me win.

Bowielee · May 11, 2015

GasBandit said:
GGGLLAAGGHHGH. Dammit, JAPAN

Did we really need a "blow a dead roach into the other girl's throat" gameshow?

GasBandit · May 13, 2015

Frozen is... a little different in Japan.

Bowielee · May 13, 2015

GasBandit said:
Frozen is... a little different in Japan.

Excuse me.....

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PatrThom · May 13, 2015

Is this what they're doing now instead of throwing salt?

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 17, 2015

Hillbillies heckling the marathon runners...

Dave · Jun 18, 2015

Why are people running in multiple directions?[DOUBLEPOST=1434637597,1434637533][/DOUBLEPOST]I've never seen a turn-around point in a marathon.

Bubble181 · Jun 18, 2015

Dave said:
Why are people running in multiple directions?[DOUBLEPOST=1434637597,1434637533][/DOUBLEPOST]I've never seen a turn-around point in a marathon.

No? I've seen them fairly often. You must have a lot of long, uncongested roads where you're from

Many marathons here are even ran on a 5k-lap, with a short "final" stretch for the last one.

GasBandit · Jun 23, 2015

GasBandit · Jun 23, 2015

PatrThom · Jun 23, 2015

Mucosal?

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 23, 2015

Bowielee · Jun 23, 2015

Um... NSFW spoiler

GasBandit · Jun 23, 2015

Bowielee said:
Um... NSFW spoiler

Sorry, for some reason I thought this thread was in the NSFW section.

PatrThom · Jun 23, 2015

GasBandit said:
Sorry, for some reason I thought this thread was in the NSFW section.

Possibly because of the other pictures you posted.
I will tell you right now that asking Google for "dick nipples" may possibly result in a strong thirst for brain bleach.

--Patrick

Ravenpoe · Jun 23, 2015

PatrThom said:
Possibly because of the other pictures you posted.
I will tell you right now that asking Google for "dick nipples" may possibly result in a strong thirst for brain bleach.

--Patrick

Pfft, plebian. They ain't dick nipples unless they're shitting dick nipples.

PatrThom · Jun 23, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
Pfft, plebian. They ain't dick nipples unless they're shitting dick nipples.

I wasn't going to mention those in the non NSFW section.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 24, 2015

Celt Z · Jun 24, 2015

PatrThom said:
I wasn't going to mention those in the non NSFW section.

--Patrick

We have a NSFW section? I mean, I've heard it mentioned, but I've never seen it. Not that I've looked all that hard, either.

PatrThom · Jun 24, 2015

Celt Z said:
We have a NSFW section? I mean, I've heard it mentioned, but I've never seen it. Not that I've looked all that hard, either.

Yes. It requires you to opt in in order to view it.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 24, 2015

Celt Z said:
We have a NSFW section? I mean, I've heard it mentioned, but I've never seen it. Not that I've looked all that hard, either.

Halforums. After Dark.

(Not to be confused with Late Nite @ Halforums).

Celt Z · Jun 24, 2015

PatrThom said:
Yes. It requires you to opt in in order to view it.

--Patrick

Ahhh. That explains it.
I think I'm okay remaining blissfully ignorant.

PatrThom · Jun 24, 2015

Celt Z said:
I think I'm okay remaining blissfully ignorant.

Eh, it's a personal choice. I already know my weird-out bar is muuuuuuuch higher than normal.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 24, 2015

Celt Z said:
Ahhh. That explains it.
I think I'm okay remaining blissfully ignorant.

This is probably for the best. It's pretty much just nekkid girls and soul-deadening misanthropy.

You did, however, miss your opportunity to contribute to the "Happy Birthday Gasbandit" thread! (Hint - it had lots of redheads.)

fade · Jun 24, 2015

How do I opt me in?

GasBandit · Jun 24, 2015

fade said:
How do I opt me in?

Go to your user profile, last option on the left should be "join user groups" and there should be a checkbox for "NSFW viewer" which will allow you to see the NSFW subforum under the Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy in the forum list.

fade · Jun 24, 2015

Wow. That Late Night subforum. That's some heavy stuff, man.

PatrThom · Jun 24, 2015

GasBandit said:
It's pretty much just nekkid girls and soul-deadening misanthropy.

Oh, there's much more than this.
But that does describe the majority of it.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jun 25, 2015

Ok, I don't consider myself to be eye-squeamish in any sense (I routinely touch my own eyeballs with my fingertips to gross out people) but THIS IS TOO FAR. OW YEGH OW OW YEGH

PatrThom · Jun 25, 2015

It's no worse than contacts, I guess.
I mean, except for the flagrant lack of sterility.
And the challenge of getting them back off again once they've started to dry to your eyeball.
Also I may or may not have made a GIF of part of this video and then left it running on a 27" monitor before I left for the day.

--Patrick

Bubble181 · Jun 25, 2015

PatrThom said:
It's no worse than contacts, I guess.
I mean, except for the flagrant lack of sterility.
And the challenge of getting them back off again once they've started to dry to your eyeball.
Also I may or may not have made a GIF of part of this video and then left it running on a 27" monitor before I left for the day.

--Patrick

I was thinking the same thing - they're just big contacts with a bit of extra weight on them. And nobody says he didn't sterilize them beforehand.