Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

bhamv3

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
Guys aren't good at picking up subtleties. I had one or two of these moments in my teens as well.

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I would've done the exact same thing as all of the guys in these situations. Maybe I'm overly paranoid, but I don't want to presume too much about a girl's intentions, no matter what hints I may or may not be detecting. A girl could probably strip naked and bluntly ask me to have sex with her, and I'd still wonder if that's what she really wants.

In retrospect, I'm surprised I was adept enough at this mating dance to get a girlfriend, much less get married.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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bhamv3 said:
I would've done the exact same thing as all of the guys in these situations. Maybe I'm overly paranoid, but I don't want to presume too much about a girl's intentions, no matter what hints I may or may not be detecting. A girl could probably strip naked and bluntly ask me to have sex with her, and I'd still wonder if that's what she really wants.

In retrospect, I'm surprised I was adept enough at this mating dance to get a girlfriend, much less get married.
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I've known a guy or two like that. We grew up watching the "sexual harrasment" shitstorm blow up all around us, and this guy took it to heart... he practically needed a notarized consent form in triplicate on file before he'd put a hand on a shoulder.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
I've known a guy or two like that. We grew up watching the "sexual harrasment" shitstorm blow up all around us, and this guy took it to heart... he practically needed a notarized consent form in triplicate on file before he'd put a hand on a shoulder.
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Pretty much me, yeah. I'd also want at least three impartial witnesses present at the moment of consent, and preferably video evidence too.
Of the consent. Not of what happens afterwards.
 
Dei

Dei

bhamv3 said:
Pretty much me, yeah. I'd also want at least three impartial witnesses present at the moment of consent, and preferably video evidence too.
Of the consent. Not of what happens afterwards.
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Honestly, some of these flat out make sense to ignore, like not making out at work and not staying overnight at a drunk girl's house.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

bhamv3 said:
I would've done the exact same thing as all of the guys in these situations. Maybe I'm overly paranoid, but I don't want to presume too much about a girl's intentions, no matter what hints I may or may not be detecting. A girl could probably strip naked and bluntly ask me to have sex with her, and I'd still wonder if that's what she really wants.

In retrospect, I'm surprised I was adept enough at this mating dance to get a girlfriend, much less get married.
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You ever work in sales? One of the first things they teach you is don't be afraid to ask to close the deal.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Ravenpoe said:
You ever work in sales? One of the first things they teach you is don't be afraid to ask to close the deal.
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"Seriously, girl? Are you saying you want to have sex with me?"

"Yes, I want to have sex with you."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Absolutely sure?"

"Yes."

"One hundred percent certain?"

"Yes."

"Final answer?"

"Final answer."

"Are you going to change your mind in the time between now and me removing my pants?"

"No."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Is that 'yes I won't change my mind' or 'yes I actually will change my mind'?"

"Yes, I won't change my mind."

"But how can you be certain?"

"Because nothing gets my panties so wet as an indecisive man."
 
Dei

Dei

Movie rating based on how awkward it would be to watch with your parents, YES.

Also the one about high school being a movie reminds me of something.... what could it be...
 
chris

chris

Man, it looks the Marlon Brando of Teddy bears.

"Cast and Crew were horrified when they saw the main actor at the first day of shooting for Ted 3"
 
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