To be fair, so is basically everything else, ever.
Video Game News and Miscellany
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I kinda liked that movie...[DOUBLEPOST=1437863472,1437863214][/DOUBLEPOST]I think we need a sequel to Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. I mean c'mon... did they beat the Mexican Army or not?!
You're comparing a polished turd with a slightly less polished turd.
My review of this movie whenever anyone asks has always been, "It was very pretty."
--Patrick
I'm impressed Del Toro still wants to try and make a game, isn't this like the third time a project of his got canned?
Well yeah, but even Pixels is bett...*snirk*...but even Pixels is better than...*snicker* even Pixels is better than...
Nope, sorry, couldn't do it with a straight face.
Well, we can't see Kojima's hands...
I could legitimately masturbate to this.
That's a Kickstarter I would fund.
The game, not the masturbation.
The game, not the masturbation.
Knowing Kojima, they could be the same.
Angry Joe no know how to play new Godzilla game. "Get nothing for destroying buildings so go for the generator." Nope. "What does destruction level mean?" Sigh.
Which is fine; the game tells you how to play, but I know people hate tutorial stuff, and even then, the game's not for everyone. But it's one thing to hate the game and it's another thing to throw in this shit:
"Anyone who says this game is good knows nothing about good video games." Go fuck yourself, Joe. You gave Dragon Age 2 a positive review.
It depresses me how much sense this made.
WiiU Zelda is still on track, Metroid is "up to developers."
This quote, though, bugs me:
This quote, though, bugs me:
There's two things that define Metroid to me; exploration and isolation. If they want to deliver a new experience, why not expand on the feeling of fear used in Fusion, with the Samus X chasing you? There's got to be a better way to keep Metroid alive than a loosely-affiliated game that looks like it was developed with the Super FX chip. Telling people to "be happy with what they have" after the huge wave of negative response seems pretty callous, too.
As I've done more reading on Federation Force, it actually seems like it could be a really good game.
But, everyone is right that it's not really Metroid and now isn't really the time for a spin-off. The "be happy" suggests to me that there really aren't any plans for a more classic or even Prime style Metroid game in the near future. We could be looking at the last game with Metroid in its title until someone down the line believes a revival is in order. I hope that isn't true though.
As for Zelda Wii U, I see that as being in a Twilight Princess situation, coming out so late for its intended system that it will double as a launch title for the next system, so we'll have Wii U and NX versions of the same game.
I was thinking the same thing about the new Zelda. 2016 still sounds like a reasonable release, but they're starting to say less about that and more about "when it's done," seems like.
I'm guessing having an open world game was a bigger undertaking for Nintendo than they at first anticipated. Knowing them, we could be getting a very different game by release than what we've seen. I remember when the big Zelda game for Gamecube was going to look a lot like Twilight Princess. Then suddenly Wind Waker came out of the blue, new visual style, new story, new everything.
Metroid Fusion is not available on the 3DS eshop. Sorry. Gameboy Advance games are only for Wii U.
I don't expect this to change until the NX.
Not being able to buy portable games for a portable system still blows my mind.
Unless you were part of the Ambassador Program, in which case Metroid Fusion was one of the free games you got on the 3DS.
Gotta change my pants....
Shadowrun Returns, SR: Dragonfall, and SR: Hong Kong made me love Shadowrun again, instead of bitching about the frankly ridiculous dice mechanics. If they can do a similar job of capturing the spirit of the game with MechWarrior, I'm totally sold.
Didn't Ashburner predict exactly this?
Eh, it's like predicting snow in December. This is what Konami is now.
No one, however, could have predicted EROTIC VIOLENCE!
Also, I really want to play Mech Commander 1 again, but last time I tried it was janky and didn't play friendly with Windows 7.