Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Denbrought · Oct 1, 2015

Don't feel too bad, Dave, I got my first AARP membership invitation when I was 16.

PatrThom · Oct 1, 2015

Yeah, same here. I think I ordered something from a Carol Wright or Harriet Carter catalog once when I was in middle school, and they must've though I was AARP material.
They probably think I'm 150 by now or something.

--Patrick

Sera · Oct 1, 2015

Denbrought said:
Don't feel too bad, Dave, I got my first AARP membership invitation when I was 16.

Yeah but he didn't steal his off of a corpse...

GasBandit · Oct 1, 2015

Denbrought · Oct 1, 2015

GasBandit said:

To be fair dogs aren't obligate carnivores, IIRC, so you should be able to feed them a vegetarian diet, or a vegan one, if you care to put enough effort into it.

Celt Z · Oct 1, 2015

Even wolves aren't pure carnivores. They ingest plants, too, partly from their prey. If they eat too much meat, they can become constipated. Domesticated dogs do need a balanced diet that includes non-meat options, although I don't know if a vegan diet would cut it.

Fun Size · Oct 1, 2015

Man, I'd hate to be on the business end of a constipated wolf.

PatrThom · Oct 1, 2015

Fun Size said:
Man, I'd hate to be on the business end of a constipated wolf.

I think you mean the party end.

--Patrick

Fun Size · Oct 1, 2015

Really, either end of a constipated wolf is a bad thing waiting to happen.

Which reminds me of a story about Nick's prom night...

Denbrought · Oct 1, 2015

Fun Size said:
Really, either end of a constipated wolf is a bad thing waiting to happen.

Which reminds me of a story about Nick's prom night...

AshburnerX · Oct 1, 2015

Best non-meat based dog treat? Baby Carrots. Dogs love the crunch... reminds them of chewing on a bone.

GasBandit · Oct 1, 2015

GasBandit · Oct 1, 2015

Celt Z said:
Even wolves aren't pure carnivores. They ingest plants, too, partly from their prey. If they eat too much meat, they can become constipated. Domesticated dogs do need a balanced diet that includes non-meat options, although I don't know if a vegan diet would cut it.

PatrThom · Oct 1, 2015

GasBandit said:

He calls it "Old Man Withers."

--Patrick

AshburnerX · Oct 1, 2015

PatrThom said:
He calls it "Old Man Withers."

--Patrick

Does that make him The Creeper?

GasBandit · Oct 1, 2015

*thinks back*

Seems legit.

fade · Oct 1, 2015

Hey, they're playing my song!

Dei · Oct 2, 2015

@GasBandit

GasBandit · Oct 2, 2015

Dei said:
@GasBandit

Extremely accurate.

Anyway, here's some new dark sesame street bits... though #3 has confused Ernie for Bert...

Bubble181 · Oct 2, 2015

That's a ridiculously happy-looking dog. Also, I honestly spent about 5 seconds thinking "what the heck's a tounge" before I realized it was a variation on rouge squadron.

GasBandit · Oct 2, 2015

Sounds like time to order the Pu Pu platter.

ncts_dodge_man · Oct 2, 2015

I'm so getting https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sixtostart.zombiesrunclient for my Android now...

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zombies-run!/id503519713?mt=8 - Apple

They also have a 5k one - https://zombiesrungame.com/ but it's not free.

Celt Z · Oct 2, 2015

ncts_dodge_man said:
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I'm so getting https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sixtostart.zombiesrunclient for my Android now...

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zombies-run!/id503519713?mt=8 - Apple

They also have a 5k one - https://zombiesrungame.com/ but it's not free.

I think that's the app that Mr. Z uses when he jogs, or one just like it. He seems to enjoy it, but since he mainly runs at night, it has freaked him out a few times.

Bubble181 · Oct 3, 2015

Trigger warning: arachnophobia, vertigo, Guinness-induced delirium.
Adverse reactions may occur when combined with drunk people talking about their problems; use caution.

Gruebeard · Oct 3, 2015

Where's the fucking trigger warning for vertigo? :puke:

Bubble181 · Oct 3, 2015

Gruebeard said:
Where's the fucking trigger warning for vertigo?

....Right there?

Gruebeard · Oct 3, 2015

Bubble181 said:
....Right there?

Huh.

In my defense, I'm drunk on Guinness.

blotsfan · Oct 3, 2015

Trigger warning: Vertigo

Bubble181 · Oct 3, 2015

Gruebeard said:
In my defense, I'm drunk on Guinness.

That, as well, is warned for in the post. Sheesh.

Gruebeard · Oct 3, 2015

Huh. In my defense, this guy sitting beside me at the bar is distracting me with his stupid problems.

Bubble181 · Oct 3, 2015

Gruebeard said:
Huh. In my defense, this guy sitting beside me at the bar is distracting me with his stupid problems.

You really don't properly read posts before commenting on them, do you?

Gruebeard · Oct 3, 2015

Bubble181 said:
You really don't properly read posts before commenting on them, do you?

I try, but the pretty blonde bartender and the playoff-bound Blue Jays both draw my eyes away from all but the pictures. Those horrifying vertigo-inducing spider-filled pictures.

Bubble181 · Oct 3, 2015

Gruebeard said:
I try, but the pretty blonde bartender and the playoff-bound Blue Jays both draw my eyes away from all but the pictures. Those horrifying vertigo-inducing spider-filled pictures.

if you have a pretty blonde bartender trying to distract you, why the heck are you even looking at horrible pictures? Get your priorities straight, you silly kitty.

Gruebeard · Oct 3, 2015

Bubble181 said:
if you have a pretty blonde bartender trying to distract you, why the heck are you even looking at horrible pictures? Get your priorities straight, you silly kitty.

She's not trying to distract me. She simply is.

So is the the pretty brunette bartender.

And the pretty redhead bartender.

Bubble181 · Oct 3, 2015

Gruebeard said:
She's not trying to distract me. She simply is.

So is the the pretty brunette bartender.

And the pretty redhead bartender.

....and what bar are you at, exactly?