I'd tell you, but that last line of mine will attract @GasBandit, and I can't have that. His voice would distract the pretty redhead bartender from me.
Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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Indeed. I proclaim it... "The Platinum Advisory"
I was actually in that situation. I was at the Central Station of Hamburg and this guy comes up to me and asks if I could sell him
"Cannabis". I told him he should ask his buddies at the police station,which was just around the corner.
"Cannabis". I told him he should ask his buddies at the police station,which was just around the corner.
I suppose that means their resistance is futile.
This was one of the reasons I really enjoyed .hack/Key of the Twilight: the Wavemaster (healer/caster) was an obnoxious kid who inherited her account from her mom (who was a character in .hack/Sign). She treated people like shit and was only in it for the loot.
GasBandit
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I didn't make it through .hack/Sign. It progresses SO SLOWLY.
I edited this gif about it.
figmentPez
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See also:
Me at the beginning of the night in L4D2
Me near the end of the night after saving Terrik's dumb ass for the 1000th time.
GasBandit
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It would be so awesome, but Sooooo much work.
I mean, I have all the episodes still stored locally, so I wouldn't have to redownload them... but having to rewatch them ALL (and so many are an hour or more) just looking for "TERRIK!" would take so frickin long.
Fuuuuuck, flashbacks to my too many years of WoW
But...That isn't the primary teaching of Christianity. Not even a little bit close.
Variety!
It would have to be a group effort, so each can give you some timestamps.
Isn't it? It's the one I was taught: the new commandment to replace the ten commandments. If you want, it's the primary teaching regarding behaviour, because obviously there are many teachings about God, how the world works, etc.
I'd sooner challenge the one from buddhism: isn't buddhism more about not desiring things etc?
I'd sooner challenge the one from buddhism: isn't buddhism more about not desiring things etc?
That's missing the "angry healer" variant that is totally frazzled by the idiocy around them.
"No, I'm sorry, when you pull 3 rooms at once, I can NOT deal with that. Your raid healer does that? Then go get HIM/HER!"
"Yes you need to have tank gear to tank. Your spec of 10% tank, and 90% DPS also doesn't work."
I like healing in MMOs, but those two reasons above is why I'm always leery of PUGs.
I think that the primary teaching of Christianity is that we are born with sin, and only through Christ can we rejoin with God. Doing good unto others or following Christ's teachings, and all the other stuff necessarily have to come secondary to the teaching of Christ as Redeemer.
But I'm not Christian so I don't really know. I'm also not @papachronos, so I don't know if that's what he was getting at.
Also, terrible topic for a funny pictures thread. Sorry
I think the point the image was trying to paint is most major religions across the world have a similar final guideline if you boil it all down. "be good to each other"
Well yes, that was the point the image was making. But none of the religions really teach that anyway. Not really. Or we would never have had the Crusades or . . . what the heck is the word for Muslim Holy War. I'm drawing a complete blank here. Just keep thinking Sharia and Fatwa . . .
Fucking memory.
Oh hey. Now I'm remember that awesome fuck I . . . I'll be in my bunk.
GasBandit
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Jihad, I think, is the word you're grasping for.
Don't feel too bad. In the last week, I've both forgotten the concept of Gift Cards being a thing ("You know, Ashburner, I wish there was some kind of debit card I could charge and send to you, but it only worked at the liqour store") and been unable to say the phrase "arm hair." I tried four times and each time it came out "air harm." Dei and Terrik bore witness to my brain farts.
"bore witness" is stretching it. That involves coherency and awareness.
EDIT: Moved to political forum, now that I see that a new topic has been posted there.
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There's an English comedian, I think his name is Mike MacDonald, who had a few instances of that while he was on Top Gear. For example, one time he ran out of gas and walked to the petrol station, only to realize he didn't have a jerry can with him. So he's standing in line to the register at the little store at the petrol station, and couldn't come up with the words "jerry can". The closest he got was "petrol suitcase". He also referred to his wife as "there's a woman at home" during the interview...