The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

I definitely had enough presence of mind to stifle a vast majority of the comments that wanted to come out of my mouth. So think about that, and be sad/glad/relieved, as you choose. ;)
I had the presence of mind to fall asleep at my computer. Again.
 
If I remember correctly, at least one comment that came out of my mouth last night will keep your ship sailing Bubble.
 
Well I wasn't around yet for the FIRST match... I actually have no idea how many matches they played before I logged on.
 
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Well I want around yet for the FIRST match... I actually have no idea how many matches they played before I logged on.
I don't even think we finished the first one. We chose that map specifically because you hated it and weren't there :p
 
Wow. I was just about to post the beginning to trap queen and then I see that thats exactly what I posted the last time I was drunk.

I need to be more original.
 
4 hours later, I've finished cleaning 3 cages, 5 litter boxes, and have mopped and scrubbed 900 sq ft of doomweasel pit. Now that the painkillers have kicked in, I'm going to bed.

Any doomweasels you see outside your house are from the upstairs group. They will just spy, not attack.

Sleep well, mes ami(e)s.
 
I am just about out of whiskey. And a good friend of mine from the past keeps posting really inflammatory conservative memes on my facebook wall and expects me to respectfully debate the issues. He keeps demanding me defend abortion while mentioning my Catholicism. I want him to defend his Protestantism when he was sucking dick in college to get heroin.
 
I am just about out of whiskey. And a good friend of mine from the past keeps posting really inflammatory conservative memes on my facebook wall and expects me to respectfully debate the issues. He keeps demanding me defend abortion while mentioning my Catholicism. I want him to defend his Protestantism when he was sucking dick in college to get heroin.
Or how it supported him as a Chippendale dancer, fucking fat middle aged women?

Or him philandering on his girlfriend that is his current wife?

Or his drug dealing conviction?

Or his punching a cop and getting away with it?

I just kinda wanted to unload on him and let his kids know what a wonderfully moral man their daddy is.
 
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