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Man, the last, ~10 years of film's been lousy. :p

But really, the last 10 years of film has been lousy. Shitty, serious remakes of stupid movies like Total Recall that just wind up being garbage, for example.

It may just be that I'm getting old though, since the last 10 years of music's been lousy too.
This is like going to the candy aisle of a grocery store and declaring that there's nothing healthy to eat. There are an amazing amount of good movies from the last 10 years. You're just not looking hard enough.
 
This is like going to the candy aisle of a grocery store and declaring that there's nothing healthy to eat. There are an amazing amount of good movies from the last 10 years. You're just not looking hard enough.
Yeah, it's basically like, "If I don't count any of the good stuff, it's all crap." That's what I got out of his idiotic statement.
 
vNo Country for Old Men, Her, A Serious Man, There Will Be Blood, Inglourious Basterds, The Wolf of Wall Street, Children of Men, The Departed, The Descendants, Hugo, Zodiac, The Master, The Social Network, Wall-E, Drive, Whiplash, Gravity, Michael Clayton, Slumdog Millionaire, Stranger than Fiction, 12 Years a Slave, Moonrise Kingdom, Revolutionary Road, Atonement, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Hurt Locker, Milk, Shutter Island, Zero Dark Thirty, Casino Royale, The House of the Devil, Let The Right One In, Rachel Getting MArried, Synecdoche New York, The Tree of Life, Frances Ha, The Last King of Scotland, Magic Mike, Tangled, The To Do List, Up in the Air, Hot Fuzz, The Kids Are All Right, Moneyball, Munich, Spring Breakers, Take Shelter, Winter's Bone, The Wrestler, Adventureland
Kung Fu Panda (a perfect Wuxai film)
Secret of Kells (beautifully animated and told Irish story)
Song of the Sea (from the same studio as Secret of Kells, was snubbed for awards because it wasn't an American or Miyazaki movie)
Ratatouille
Up
The Lego Movie
Persepolis (based on the autobiographical comic, it's a french movie about an Iranian girl who is sent to Europe to avoid the Ayatollah's regime and her life when she comes back)
The Illusionist (French/Scottish movie from creator of the Triplets of Belleville, it's a mostly silent movie about a stage magician, the girl who thinks his magic is real, and the end of vaudeville)
ParaNorman
Coraline
I've seen four five* of these movies.
Sheesh.

--Patrick
*Whoops, missed The Lego Movie.
 
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The last 10 years has been wonderful for media like movies and TV in general, beyond the blockbustery mess that most of the major studios have become.
 
The last 10 years has been wonderful for media like movies and TV in general, beyond the blockbustery mess that most of the major studios have become.
Glad you brought up TV. It's easy to forget the time when reality TV was a new big thing and everyone flooded the air with it. They're still around now, but years back it was just overwhelming. I thought I'd never watch TV again.
 
Don't feel too bad. If not for the inclusion of animated movies, I wouldn't have made it past 10 of them.[DOUBLEPOST=1447023674,1447023643][/DOUBLEPOST]

Wow, you really loved the Total Recall remake.
You can suck a big bag of dicks.

The Dark Knight
Django Unchained
12 Years a Slave
The Departed
Moon
Gran Torino
Hot Fuzz
Mad Max: Fury Road
Children of Men
There Will Be Blood
Eastern Promises
No Country For Old Men
Million Dollar Baby
The Avengers
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Interstellar
Inception
Inglorious Basterds
The Hurt Locker
Avatar
District 9

You don't think any of those are good movies? Not one?
 
Glad you brought up TV. It's easy to forget the time when reality TV was a new big thing and everyone flooded the air with it. They're still around now, but years back it was just overwhelming. I thought I'd never watch TV again.
Reality TV has become something to fill air, not something to bring in money. These days, the money is in long form serials like Game of Thrones, Agents of Shield, The Walking Dead, etc... so everyone is trying to get in on it.
 
You can suck a big bag of dicks.

The Dark Knight
Django Unchained
12 Years a Slave
The Departed
Moon
Gran Torino
Hot Fuzz
Mad Max: Fury Road
Children of Men
There Will Be Blood
Eastern Promises
No Country For Old Men
Million Dollar Baby
The Avengers
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Interstellar
Inception
Inglorious Basterds
The Hurt Locker
Avatar
District 9

You don't think any of those are good movies? Not one?
By now, I think most are just amazed at your reaction. Unless this is like, Jersey code or something, in which case fuck your mother.
 
You can suck a big bag of dicks.

The Dark Knight
Django Unchained
12 Years a Slave
The Departed
Moon
Gran Torino
Hot Fuzz
Mad Max: Fury Road
Children of Men
There Will Be Blood
Eastern Promises
No Country For Old Men
Total Recall remake
Million Dollar Baby
The Avengers
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Interstellar
Inception
Inglorious Basterds
The Hurt Locker
Avatar
District 9

You don't think any of those are good movies? Not one?
Apparently if I don't tell Gruebeard to go fuck himself, I'm agreeing with him.
 
Apparently if I don't tell Gruebeard to go fuck himself, I'm agreeing with him.
Sigh.

I thought it was obvious that I wasn't being literal, what with that comment about me being too old to enjoy recent music too. I'm just an old fogey stuck in the glory days of my youth. But thanks everyone for not noticing.


Also, I was giving Chuck a taste of his trolling style, as he said he uses in his AMA. Wow, it really worked. Sorry to everyone else who bit.
 
Don't worry, I assumed you meant "nothing good came out in the last 10 years" as hyperbole, not literal, too. I'm sort of surprised everyone seemed hellbent on taking it completely literal.
 
Well they only spent 5 million on the damn thing to begin with... I wouldn't be surprised if they make that back eventually. But yes, the movie is apparently terrible and has very little to do with the original series, which turned off the older fans. It didn't help that I haven't seen a single TV advertisement for it EVER.
 
Well they only spent 5 million on the damn thing to begin with... I wouldn't be surprised if they make that back eventually. But yes, the movie is apparently terrible and has very little to do with the original series, which turned off the older fans. It didn't help that I haven't seen a single TV advertisement for it EVER.
Allegedly the director wanted this to be a prequel film to set up a new Jem series of movies instead of just starting with the source material.
 
So basically, the movie was ridiculously rushed and wasn't as meticulously planned and thought out as The Lord of the Rings.

Honestly, yeah, I can see that in the movie. A lot of stuff felt like it was done just to be done. Like Peter Jackson was sleepwalking through production.

Given that they said he was working 20 hour days, on 4 hours sleep, I didn't think it was that literal.
 
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Who's to blame for that though? If everyone agrees that the schedule was a mess, and that they'd literally need another year of prep, why didn't they get it? Was it the studio pushing for a set release date? Was it Peter Jackson insisting that it could still be done?
 
Who's to blame for that though? If everyone agrees that the schedule was a mess, and that they'd literally need another year of prep, why didn't they get it? Was it the studio pushing for a set release date? Was it Peter Jackson insisting that it could still be done?
Probably a little bit of all that. And Del Toro dropping out of the picture, with WB scrambling to replace him with Peter Jackson. Del Toro got the prep time that Jackson should have gotten.
 
MovieBob is back with another edition of Really That Good. This time: Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 1 & 2. This one's over an hour long, but I just finished watching it and it's quite good. Lots of good insights that make me appreciate the movies.

 
Who's to blame for that though? If everyone agrees that the schedule was a mess, and that they'd literally need another year of prep, why didn't they get it? Was it the studio pushing for a set release date? Was it Peter Jackson insisting that it could still be done?
Keep in mind it was going to be two movies, and then very late they decided to make three, which is why the climax gets snipped to the start of the third film.

I like the one-film version, but I know that would've made much less money.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
And therein lies the problem. They took the shortest middle earth book, written for the youngest demographic, and tried to stretch it to the same length it took them to tell the entire LOTR trilogy previously. It was obviously a cynical cash grab from the moment we heard "3 movies."
 
And therein lies the problem. They took the shortest middle earth book, written for the youngest demographic, and tried to stretch it to the same length it took them to tell the entire LOTR trilogy previously. It was obviously a cynical cash grab from the moment we heard "3 movies."
I could have bought 2 movies: one for getting to the Mountain, One for the Mountain and everything that happens with the battle and the ride home. But making it three meant there was a ton of filler. Shame about that.
 
So is this new Krampus movie supposed to be a horror or a comedy? Because it looks like a horror movie but every actor I recognize in the trailers is a comedian.
 
So is this new Krampus movie supposed to be a horror or a comedy? Because it looks like a horror movie but every actor I recognize in the trailers is a comedian.
It's horror, but with tongue firmly in cheek. Check out Trick 'r Treat. It's by the same people and pretty much has the same flavour.
 
It's horror, but with tongue firmly in cheek. Check out Trick 'r Treat. It's by the same people and pretty much has the same flavour.
If Krampus can capture the spirit of Krampusnacht as much as Trick 'r Treat captured the spirit of Halloween, all will be well. Another movie in the same vein would be something like Rare Exports.
 
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